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1 day before the tragedy: Hello, I'm B.
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Super curious fact: Today I almost died in an explosion while trying to boil water =)
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Let the two-day-old one die; it's useless now. Now I'm going to answer what they told me (in Spanish because the questions were in Spanish, lole):
>Qué vas a hacer exactamente?
Voy a hacer cualquier cosa que te puedas imaginar.
>De dónde eres?
Soy de Pueblo Marrón (Perú)
>Dónde será el lugar de la tragedia específicamente?
En mi casa.
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Will it actually be a tragedy?
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>>13039736
no it'll just be his discord server announcement
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>>13039733
You used the word curious wrong
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>>13039737
I said I'd do anything. Doing that would be the lowest I could sink.
>>13039738
Terrible translator.
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I SWEAR I just saw a shadow right there that disappeared as soon as I looked at it. I hope I'm not having any problems.
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>>13039733
Super curious fat: Today I almost died in YOUR MOME while trying to an explosion =)
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>>13039820
Gerontophilic refers to a person who feels a great attraction towards older people. Well, I want you to know that I was a gerontophile once. I remember it wasn't too long ago; that same day I went to solicit sexual services from YOUR MOME. Good afternoon =D
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1 day left how time flies, looking forward to the tragedy will we get to witness or know of it occuring or will you simply cease to post
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>>13039850
is there any schedule going on?
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>>13039853
I faithfully promise that I will publish that.
>>13039855
Yes. The first thing is to get up at 4 in the morning, then watch the best porn I have saved in my file. After that, I'm going to go and ask the girl I like out on a date. After we eat, I'm going to take her home, where I'll tell her a lie. The lie is that I received a large sum of money; then I'll tell her that I'll buy her whatever she wants next week. Then I'm going to tell her to give me a blowjob, and when she does, I'm going to grab her head and NGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I will never contact or see her again ;)
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>>13039864
I sure hope not that doesnt sound nice
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>>13039864
yearlong buildup to a facefuck this sucks nigga

Your fortune: Outlook good
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how long (hrs) until the tragedy i want to make prepareation
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>>13039864
NGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ....I am interested
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>>13039877 dubs
hmm will a prayer help
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>>13039873 #
And what do I know? I mean, I know you meant well, but seriously, what do I know? I might do it around the same time I posted this, but no later than 12:50 pm (Peru time).
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>>13039869 #
I wasn't serious. What's so tragic about that? If that were the case, it would be "1 day before the semen shot"
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>>13039731
Can I cram my cock into your ass?
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Okay, I'll be back in 6 hours, take care =D
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>>13039882
why did u delet to replace a bull fight with a semen shot
u r very mysterious
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Hi, I'm back! I'm going to see what you all say :)
>>13039881
Eat horse shift, then go to one of those plastic pools, pour gasoline in it, get in, then light a match, burn yourself alive and die =D
>>13039886
That's because the English/Spanish translator I have translated "corrida" literally as bull fight. Google's the weird one, not me. Well, yeah, I am weird. But the intention was to say something like "semen shot."
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>>13040381
did the tragedy happen yet
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>>13040392
I want to think that in your country it's already the "tomorrow" of my country. Because here, it is 7:58pm on July 1, 2026. I want you to know that I specifically said I would do it on July 2, 2026, at a time no later than 12:50 pm. So, no, not yet.
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>>13040381
>>13040381
>>13040381
>>13040381
will you still be posting with us after tomorrow?
>>13040381
>>13040381
>>13040381


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13040405
Saying that would be like saying something like: If I publish tomorrow, it will be silly and Everything will be alright. And if I say, "I won't post anything after tomorrow," everyone will assume I'm going to do the famous shooting or kill myself or whatever.
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peace to you
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>>13040423
Peace be with you too.



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