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Anonymous
fun thread: write the most unh(...) 07/01/26(Wed)14:01:13 No.13039888

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fun thread: write the most unhinged thing you can, in less than 5 minutes Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)14:01:13 No.13039888

no rules other than that. i look forward to your efforts!

here is mine:
>ayo shubh diwali my homeboy askjeeves ji, i put that i got some godlike בְּשַׂר חֲמוֹרִים below my pig-iron belt (in 12pt bitmap papyrus from a gray-market dave cutler blessed NT copy of word '97) on linkedin, next to a pic of my MIT physics phd displayed with a ccfl-equipped overhead projector on my adx florence cell wall. now, mark my interview with circuit city on my fuckin FEMA-edition AOSP 4.4 calendar app, you cheeky wanker...!

Catfish
07/01/26(Wed)14:18:47 No.13039914

Catfish 07/01/26(Wed)14:18:47 No.13039914

I genuinely don't care about socialization or being popular or loved or being socially adored and otherwise in a constant dopamine loop pattern of acceptance and little compliments or hollow "ganbattes" then I realized I'm not antisocial I'm just smarter than most people alive

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Catfish
07/01/26(Wed)14:22:46 No.13039920

Catfish 07/01/26(Wed)14:22:46 No.13039920

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>>13039914
https://youtu.be/t95a9c23B1E?is=l-WmJuQdhOvFYFWm

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Catfish
07/01/26(Wed)14:27:48 No.13039926

Catfish 07/01/26(Wed)14:27:48 No.13039926

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>>13039920
The worst part is I'm smart enough to know by making narcissistic posts I will inadvertently draw ire and by extension replies-_-

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

bavi trailer dude
07/01/26(Wed)14:30:12 No.13039929

bavi trailer dude 07/01/26(Wed)14:30:12 No.13039929

>>13039926
I think you draw ire because you post stuff like this: >>13039920

bavi trailer dude
07/01/26(Wed)14:30:59 No.13039930

bavi trailer dude 07/01/26(Wed)14:30:59 No.13039930

>>13039929
I'm talking specifically about the pedo stuff

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)14:42:41 No.13039951

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)14:42:41 No.13039951

ruders deserve to go to fr*ck

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)14:52:16 No.13039971

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)14:52:16 No.13039971

>>13039926
lol

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)15:05:03 No.13039981

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)15:05:03 No.13039981

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>>13039914
>smarter than most people alive
yeah you and everyone else https://youtube.com/watch?v=n5n7CSGPzqw

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)17:02:00 No.13040123

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)17:02:00 No.13040123

>>13039951
reported to the kindness magistrate for saying the f word with a seatbelt on

Nicole D'Ballsucklio
07/01/26(Wed)17:54:13 No.13040216

Nicole D'Ballsucklio 07/01/26(Wed)17:54:13 No.13040216

I'm straight and with a stable career and a mortgage. I've also had several long term relationships.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
07/01/26(Wed)17:58:21 No.13040223

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)17:58:21 No.13040223

>>13040216
Sounds like this guy I know named Boof Carrington

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