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>>13043395
first

>>13043395
The board has really sucked for the last couple of weeks so I can't really blame Ploop for the papre.

>>13043395
Wil Wheaton as JD Vance in Esforesquire.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13043401
the problem is,

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Have you ever took an unsatisfactory poop? It's such a let down.

>>13043405
yeah....

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13043395
the catalog is being consumed

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>13043411
>>13043409
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13043401
the papres haven't been any better or worse

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Ice-cream anon here, again I'm featured in the esforesquire (again)

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>>13043395
NICE PAPRE I READ IT
Thank you ploop, epic job as always

>>13043395
You always find really interesting things to write about I did not really know the B thread saga

>>13043401
What have you done to improve the quality of this board?

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Magician trickery pizza made the papre here's how it works if anyone was confused

The boring spic got a whole 1/3rd of the page wowe congratulations

>>13043572
people who complain about namefigs and use slurs are as unproductive and boring as the namefigs they criticize

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>>13043572
Were you not amazed by his stunning reveal of "wow, it's fucking nothing"?

>>13043561
ok thanks this has been keeping me up at night, nice to get some closure

>>13043573
To be fair namefags fucking suck at being funny or interesting aside from me

so glad I filtered that b guy months ago

>>13043602
On a board of some of the most annoying people he was nothing more than some teenager larping at "haha this is interesting except not at all"

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>>13043600
cannon fodder dubs

>>13043628
I wanna paint the steinway building but also I'm launched with a bunch of potatoes

>>13043633
I'm launched with a bunch of dubs

I love the papre

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>>13043644
dubs checking dubs

>>13043611
this from the guy whose contributions to the board are drunken, rambling vocaroos. you sure love throwing stones for someone in a glass house.

>>13044369
you're so obsessed please get well soon

Stupid papre

>>13043395
bumping culture

Great paper

MOM I'M ON THE PAPER!!! I'M ON THE PAPER!!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13045154
yeah this one would have fallen off really quick without bumps like this huh?

>>13045160
i did not see we were alredy last friday
so this bump allowed me to read it
stop being a rude!!!!!!!!!

>>13045160
Catfish can you not be a dick? I don't own le papre but I did like this issue and think people are hesitant to post in it because it has been hostile and full of namefig drama

I didn't even post more than a #fortune because I was trying not to attract rude but show more of my frens the paper. S4S is just harder to have fun in when people are at every tiny responses throat constantly

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13045163
Call me rude and lie like that, for shame, for shame.

>>13045167
Wowee, you mean calling out the blank post bump as bullshit hurt your little fake audience's feelings?

>>13045168
i swear i was not lying
i was just finishing reading the papre when i seen ur post!!!!

>>13045171
fake audience? And you missed the whole point of my response, if you are on your periode bplease do not take it out on the whole board

>>13045171
if you are on your periode bplease do not take it out on the whole board!!!!!!

>>13045173
Then you comment on it, you say what you read you weird liar
>>13045174
>>13045176
Yes very fake every week these weird fake bumps you charlatin everyone sees it.

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>>13045177
i'm like a strong lion
and u
u,,, are like
aaaa
a catfish
small
and i eat it!!!!!

>>13043573
Seething spic lol

>>13045176
He's always done this, there's no controlling who he's a dick to at any given time tbh

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>13045177
Posting within 15 seconds of eachother is not possible even with a pass so as you sew, I succeeded in showing more nice frens the papre.
Also, if you notice several pics in meme of the week have distinct art styles, nicers stay winning and trying to have fun

>>13045198
He seems right this time, the paper would have fallen off about a million times without artificial bumps.

>>13045239
This time? It had like 40 normal replies and It has been 1 day since it was posted and it is normal to bump the papre
Bumping threads is very normal here especially 1 day after being made

Ruders literally foam at the mouth at the chance to ruin anyone trying to appreciate a thread they like that has OC in it

>>13045250
>>13045252
weird obvious lies bro, you cover what your discord says is "neat" every week, you even pretend you're a girl.

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>>13045254
discords are not esfores culture, anyone in one I encourage to go baclk. You are lumping everynyane together

>>13045257
You talk about and plan the paper on Discord, I know because I'm there watching you do it.

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Okay this is a LEVEL 7 CONTAMINATION RUDE infested thread!
Everyone please post with protective gear and be aware of the risk of radiation effects of the rude particles hitting your skin


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>13045262

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>>13045258
go back there

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13045273
>>13045271
>>13045262
wowwww look at all the niggers in the same chat I am deciding how to bump this thread.

Aww just kidding you guys calling you out for being fake.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13045271
even bury gets mad at the dangerous effects of rudiation

real catfish?

>>13045299
lol no

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This is nice board

>>13045299
yes, he is like that

>>13045703
no he isn't he's MUCH less based

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>>13045202
>Posting within 15 seconds of eachother is not possible
why do you lie

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13043395
the dead tranny is in the memes of the week?

>>13045736
freak yeah bro s4s papre
attention central, namefig highlights, 300 quotes yet none at all, underage sales, discord enforcements
it's for you fig it's lit

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>13045730
I did not think it was possible... I am starting to wonder why so many people legitimately just are out to be as rude to bury pink and beary posters as possible
We don't really do anything harmful, just make memes and check numbers for the lols and tell eachother we are nice
It is making me depressed

You guys don't just want it to be /trash/ you want to legitimately try to like torment anyone you see trying to hqve fun in a way that is slightly akin to old s4s, even if they are not doing anything out of line. It feels just sociopathic

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>>13045786
it's just teenagers being edgy mostly
give it a couple of years and they'll grow out of it and be replaced with some other sort of cancer
the important thing is to keep doing what you want to do and not let it bother you much
s4s is nice board, not serious board

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13045789
It is just if you do not say anything at all they will say noone says anything back when they say we are all from discord, or that we samefig
And then it becomes "nicers are all from discord and nicers samefig"
Maybe if it were not that it would just be replaced with something else. It is just hard when people are talking crap about the paper and even being pretty rude for bumping
They just do not stop though and seem like they just want to find something over and over. This papre had already been pretty hostile to everyone in it so I was just trying to fortune bump, thinking peole were likely not posting in it because they were afraid of ruders being the only ones to respond to them

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13045811
>if you do not say anything at all they will say noone says anything back
first thing you have to accept that fuckheads do not matter

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lol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13045811
good double
it is quite literalely a vocal minority and most of them are in discords themselves, it's just ebin trollering
i'd assume there's a lot more people like me that read the paper and go "nice" but don't post than the 2-3 fig newtons that decide to randomly poop on any thread that shows the barest modicum of effort

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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just not fond of threads made by attentionfigging under8s tbdesu
just not fond of threads about metafigging tbdesu
just not fond of threads with ulterior motives tbdesu
just not fond of (YOU) >:-) tbdesu

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13046185
I bet you hate me, too

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>>13045814
f

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>13046215

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13046185
[s4s] has been making newspapers for probably longer than you have been sentient
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/1298139/

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>>13046232
thanks luptron

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>13046240
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>13043411
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>>13043633
>>13043644
>>13045177
checking these

>>13045288
>>13045299
>>13045811
>>13046166
checking theses as also well

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>13046265
>>13046268
thanking you for you're service

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13046268
>>13046265
thx for ur harde worku senpai!!!!!

>>13046251
It's like he's still here...

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>>13046280
buttranged virgin nerd i bet u have a fetish for men

>>13046284
i haeva fetish for yre motter :^^^)

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>>13046304
roflolemao my're mom transitionered in2 beign a mang last weeke u rly do hav a fstish 4 men LOOOOOLRLE

>>13046321
loflemao daets becuse i hesteg PWNED urure momether so hard dat i fuggex teh women oudda here ;;;;^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>13043396
very impressive
>>13045278
you're making stuff up for attention doeverbiet

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13046427
who wouldn't go to the work place of something and just talk crap all day...

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13046995

Kill yourself.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13046995
Live yourself.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13046995
Bee yourself.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13046995
live, laugh, love yourself


Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13046995
eat, pray, queef yourself

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

The necrobumping fake comments never stop

>>13047544
check yourself before you dubs yourself

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13047660
post vocaroo if you're the real catfish

>>13047703
https://vocaroo.com/13nxAO7KY6Va

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13047706
saved

>>13046427
This scene looks like something you'll see in India.

>>13047660
If everything you dont like is necrobumping everyone I don't like can be a pdf file :D

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>>13043395
BAZED

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bump

Your fortune: Outlook good

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13047660
fake news

>>13049268
you're real for that

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13048337
epic rudefish

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13048866
dub dubs

this is some fine journlelism, yessiree

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13048866
double dubs

le bump

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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what about uhhhh

>>13052550
sounds good!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13052550
what about them milkers

>>>/t/hisisnicepapre


Your fortune: Bad Luck

almost Friday again!

>>13054132
predictions and hopes??

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

i am never in the paper

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>>13054434
it's because I told them not to put you in. It's that simple really. Sorry

>>13054367
i hope ur 67 is in

nice papre!