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hello gng
i am john bart simpson
i have made the BEST most AWESOME pc checker known to man!!!!!!!
(WINDOWS 13 ONLY!!!!)

@echo off
title bart
color 0E
mode con: cols=60 lines=20
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('hi there xro')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('my name is bart simpson')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('your pc name is %USERNAME%')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('i will collect your info now')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
echo stealing-i mean extracting data...
systeminfo > "%USERPROFILE%\Desktop\bartdata.txt"
ipconfig /all >> "%USERPROFILE%\Desktop\bartdata.txt"
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('done')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('i will prep the final result now')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
echo compiling result...
echo that was very bartastic, good job!!!!! > finalmesag.txt
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('bart simpson is rapidly approaching towards your location, %USERNAME%')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('bye now xro')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
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>>13054531
This script does nothing but generate a couple of local text files and sends some menacing message pop-ups. Other than that, it's actually quite harmless.
>>
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>Microslop "scripting"
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>>13054542
Enjoy spending 4 hours getting an app to run, if it can run at all, on your loonix machine
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>>13054553
keep imagining scenarios to help you cope with bill gate's owning your ass and giving you aids
>>
hello gng
john bart simpson here
i kinda made this whole thing as a joke and i did NOT expect for this to start an argument xro
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>>13054553
>implying I would ever want use microslop software
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>>13054531
>Microsloppers still can't decide whether to use / or - for arguments
>>
>2026
>still haven't got rid of dos command prompt
>>
Powershell is like a pajeet trying to design a unix shell
Everything is overly verbose and inconsistent
>>
hello gng
john bart simpson here
i already mentioned this is a JOKE and SHITPOST xro
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>>13054606
kill ur are're self

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
@echo off
title STFU DUMBASS
mode con: cols=80 lines=40
color 04
:loop
echo PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
timeout /t 1 /nobreak >nul
goto loop
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>>13054531
>>13054654
>>13054606
>>13054531


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13054553
just making shit up for the fun of it
>>


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Carbon…
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>>13054566
double!!
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>>13054553
bavi microslop dude
>>


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