[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
▼ Settings Mobile Home
[s4s] - Sh*t 4chan Says
Return Catalog Bottom Refresh
Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.
08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam folder!

[Advertise on 4chan]
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]
john bart simpson
bart pc checker No.13054531
File: ___ia_thumb.png (468 KB, 640x640)
468 KB PNG
bart pc checker  No.13054531
hello gng
i am john bart simpson
i have made the BEST most AWESOME pc checker known to man!!!!!!!
(WINDOWS 13 ONLY!!!!)

@echo off
title bart
color 0E
mode con: cols=60 lines=20
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('hi there xro')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('my name is bart simpson')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('your pc name is %USERNAME%')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('i will collect your info now')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
echo stealing-i mean extracting data...
systeminfo > "%USERPROFILE%\Desktop\bartdata.txt"
ipconfig /all >> "%USERPROFILE%\Desktop\bartdata.txt"
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('done')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('i will prep the final result now')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
echo compiling result...
echo that was very bartastic, good job!!!!! > finalmesag.txt
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('bart simpson is rapidly approaching towards your location, %USERNAME%')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
powershell -NoProfile -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName PresentationFramework; [System.Windows.MessageBox]::Show('bye now xro')" >nul 2>&1
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
>>
bavi trailer dude
No.13054536
 No.13054536
>>13054531
This script does nothing but generate a couple of local text files and sends some menacing message pop-ups. Other than that, it's actually quite harmless.
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054542
 No.13054542
File: 1781070810889467.gif (965 KB, 500x277)
965 KB GIF
>Microslop "scripting"
>>
bavi trailer dude
No.13054553
 No.13054553
>>13054542
Enjoy spending 4 hours getting an app to run, if it can run at all, on your loonix machine
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054559
 No.13054559
>>13054553
keep imagining scenarios to help you cope with bill gate's owning your ass and giving you aids
>>
john bart simpson
 No.13054564
 No.13054564
hello gng
john bart simpson here
i kinda made this whole thing as a joke and i did NOT expect for this to start an argument xro
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054566
 No.13054566
>>13054553
>implying I would ever want use microslop software
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054567
 No.13054567
>>13054531
>Microsloppers still can't decide whether to use / or - for arguments
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054571
 No.13054571
>2026
>still haven't got rid of dos command prompt
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054572
 No.13054572
Powershell is like a pajeet trying to design a unix shell
Everything is overly verbose and inconsistent
>>
john bart simpson
 No.13054606
 No.13054606
hello gng
john bart simpson here
i already mentioned this is a JOKE and SHITPOST xro
>>
Anonymous
 No.13054608
 No.13054608
>>13054606
kill ur are're self

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
john bart simpson
 No.13054654
 No.13054654
@echo off
title STFU DUMBASS
mode con: cols=80 lines=40
color 04
:loop
echo PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
timeout /t 1 /nobreak >nul
goto loop
>>
bumping ebery day until stiggy
 No.13054858
 No.13054858
>>13054531
>>13054654
>>13054606
>>13054531


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
Anonymous
 No.13055091
 No.13055091
>>13054553
just making shit up for the fun of it
>>
bumping ebery day until stiggy
 No.13055413
 No.13055413


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
Anonymous
 No.13055432
 No.13055432
Carbon…
>>
Anonymous
 No.13055605
 No.13055605
>>13054566
double!!
>>
Anonymous
 No.13055668
 No.13055668
>>13054553
bavi microslop dude
>>
bumping ebery day until stiggy
 No.13056091
 No.13056091


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
[Return] [Catalog] [Top]
Post a Reply
Return Catalog Top Refresh
[Advertise on 4chan]
Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.