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>>13055300
dubs!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

early bump

>>13055311
dubs!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>13055300
good tidings

>>13055300
biased news because BAVI is literally killing people but your acting like BANTI is still wrong time to wake up birds are not that important

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13055300
Kyrie wants to bring [s4s] back to it's 2013 roots when the board was started as an April Fools joke in 2014. He's a troll.

>>13055300
an attempt was made to slide kyrie's threads
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>>13055300
Kakoi dubse

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13055337
thanks for all ur hard work

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13055300
I got mentioned in the papre.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>13055326
you aren't helping stoopidhead

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

it really should just be renamed to the weekly bait

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13055300
>>13055300
>>13055300
>>13055300
>>13055300
***Ploop posted false facts. The current albume thread specifically calls for no ai. pls do better


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13055364
Does that include album/track covers?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13055414
>>13055414
>>13055414
yes fren, these are just placeholders. the final product will be completey free of gay eye


Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13055418
believe in the you that believes in you too

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13055300
kinda weird catfishs Wang didn't make meme of the week but some autist with 2 replies does

>>13055423
stop noticing

>>13055420
>>13055420
>>13055420
>>13055420
¶owerful...


Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13055423
papre fell off a very long time ago

>>13055423
they didnt report on the teto vs miku butthole war once even tho it raged for almost 2 months straight and raised gas prices by two dollarz a gallon, the papre is clearly propaganda

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

i'm glad they avoid giving attention to smut

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>13055300
Nice papre I read it!

>>13055443
thankfully he included the smut thread

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13055300
What an insult to crude humour. That guy necrobumped likes 4 threads at most, and they were always threads that at least looked good to have decorated on the catalogue. You spoilt brats don't know how good we had it when crude humour was on this board

>>13055518
>>13055518
>>13055518
>>13055518
He's posting again genuinely surprised it wasn't covered on this week's issue his thread is still up

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I know what's happening now. kyrie is a /pol/tv/r9k/sharty spammer who hates [s4s] but is trying a new tactic of reducing the quality of the board by trying to post in ways that "blend in" with the natives instead of spamming wojaks or political garbage or porn. but make no mistake he hates [s4s] and is trying his best to kill the board

>>13055528
yes, and 9gag was really responsible for all of those raids :^)
behold the average anti-kyrie activist in the first few posts of this thread
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24619512/

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>>13055535
Name back on
Average one, or just one of many?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13055541
>>13055535
>>13055541
>>13055535
>>13055541
lel


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13055535
you should go back there tbh

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>13055541
there's maybe 25 people that regularly post on this board at all, and if more than 3 of them are mad about someone necrobumping threads i will overdose myself on flube live on stream
if the people that post porn spam and gore on [s4s] hate the namefig that necrobumps i will whiteknight him for free

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13055518
and his posts didnt look like eyecancer so it was easy to ignore
>>13055528
this was also my first idea when he started his ai slop stories with namefigs but thought i was just schizo

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13055555
QUINTS IN LE PAPRE

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>13055555
excellent digits

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>13055555
Quints that are 5s, so los satisfying

i thought it was some other autist but apparently he co-opted his character

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13055555
>>13055555
>>13055555
>>13055551<3
>>13055551<3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13055563
was this your list?
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12899201/#12899451

>>13055705
>>13055705
>>13055705
>>13055705
lel yes <3


Your fortune: Good Luck

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i hope next issue has less drama and more maymays of the week

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13055300
Too many namepigs

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IT'S THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING JULY. I was sleeping. Those faggity little elves don't even come in 'tl September.

>>13055708
Whatever you think you're trying to do it doesn't matter. You're just annoying, simpole as

>>13055882
>>13055882
>>13055882
>>13055882
factually & objectivly false everything is matters


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13055424
lole!!!
the nicoyim!!!!!

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>>13055555
OMG!!!!!!
excellent quints found!!!!!

>>13055300
>one anon swored on bible that he will never have sex
LOLE!!!!
i loled at that

this papre is nice

>>13055915
except you

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I'm taking a vacation from [s4s] until kyrie's slopspamming subsides. goodbye frens

>>13056364
>>13056255
>>13056364
>>13056255
c u soon


Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13056365
kys cunt

>>13056367
>>13056367
>>13056367
>>13056367
"""so called""" nice boarde LOLE

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13056364
:( im gonna miss u

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>>13056367
>>13056367
>>13056367
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!

>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before

>>12 dubsczechem

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13056370
>>13056373
kill yourself

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>>13056375
>>13056375
>>13056375
>>13056375
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!

>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before

>>12 dubsczechem


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>13056376
you arent nice, now go and kill yourself

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>>13056378
>>13056378
>>13056378
>>13056378
>>13056378
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!

>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before

>>12 dubsczechem


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>13056378
dond b rude
eade nice fude

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13056381
take your own advice
then kill yourself

sorry bb i was taking a call I wouldn't leave u on read like that
>>13056388
>>13056388
>>13056388
>>13056388
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!

>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before

>>12 dubsczechem


Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13056392
kill yourself

>>13056396
>>13056396
>>13056396
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board"

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!

>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before

>>12 dubsczechem


Your fortune: Outlook good

I just jacked off

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>>13056370
sure looks like it's time to get r00d

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13055300
i feel like the newspaper is more likely to feature things that are on the catalog towards the second half of the week and not so much the first half.