you think you are sober but you are actually blacked out right now
DAMN IM FAR AWAY FROM SOBER LOL
>>13055630get well soonYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13055625I haven't drank alcohol in years.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13055865"I haven't drank alcohol in years" it said, as it lay awkwardly contorted on its fat alcoholic stomach in a lopsided and embarrassing position, arms askew, with spittle flinging -- a clear sign of obliviousness. It was barely able to type this post with a straight face, bursting with the inebriated giddiness of a dangerously intoxicated animal, near death, teetering on the edge of elation and permanent brain damage, using its last vestiges of consciousness to scrape together some semblance of composure in order to feign sobriety
>>13055899jesus dubs
I don't think so, Josh.Your fortune: Godly Luck
wait a minute, I was supposed to use "lie" and not "lay", or. . .
>>13055925you used its right and also spelled semblance righti wouldn't worry about it
>>13055931hmm. You have properly addressed me in the subjunctive, and so I will accept your gesture. Additionally, upon subsequent investigation of my grammar, my intuition has proven itself correct, I might add. As a matter of fact, the past tense of lie is lay, as opposed to the present tense of lay, requiring a direct object, as it were, with its past tense and past participle both being laid as opposed to lay and lain with respect to its intransitive form, as a matter of fact
>>13055968how do you know all this?
>>13055970I looked it up on the 'puter
>>13055973damn you are smart
>>13055976I am simply sober. You are blacked out. Now, stop swearing in my little thread
>>13055986I have an extremely faint recollection of eating a spoonful of Nutella last night and last week I ate an entire king size whatchamacallit bar and I have no memory of it at all
>>13055986im sry miss jashin posterwill put a dollar in the swear jar
>>13055968if you were to have been lain approximate to me, which is to say within locale vis a vis myself, hypothetically, and had thus spoken such unto me, i'd have considered it imperative to speak the same unto you, such as to intimate, perhaps romantically, the reciprocation of sentiment regarding the manipulation of language, my're frenbut seeing as we communicate in the way we are communicating, which is to say by proxy, i must sadly content myself to the presentiment of sentiment alone, and bid unto you this message in and of itself as confirmation of commonality, such as it is and notwithstanding what it may have been otherwise
>>13055625I'm actually not sober I'm on kratom & addy. B3
>>13056015what's kratom like?
>>13056020lamejust do coke or heroin
>>13056012you are so drunk
>>13056020Not very good if I'm being honest. B:T
>>13056077dubsYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
