when you get 130,000 sweaty weebs in the same room together <3Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
ponder the aromaYour fortune: Better not tell you now
i want to go to anime cons because the cosplayers are so very nice (ever seen an irl anime??) but it's awkward to go alone and there are too many people
how does almost everyone in the pic have more hair than m,eYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13056557It's way less awkward if you're also in cosplay, the only way you make it awkward is if you look totally out of place (ie some 40-something dude not wearing anything weeb related and clearly got in with a resold badge looking to pickpocket)
>>13056557I heard that if you go to anime cons alone, you'll be approached by a group that "wants to be your friend" and then one thing will lead to another and you'll end up frotting with a boy in the miku costume.
>>13056566dubs confirmYour fortune: Good Luck
Terrible crowd control, looks unprofessionally improvised, what’s worse, looking to pickpocket or looking at others wives in lust
this time choose to not imagine the smell
>>13056546I haven't had sexo in almost twenty years xdYour fortune: Godly Luck
Fascinating stuff, Josh.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13056788Fascinating dubs, Drake.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13056864If only I had known money was the root of all my problems, I would have just borrowed some more...!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Imagine the shame of selling your body for the amusement of a bunch of stinky otaku
That's why you pick an even more niche fandom like furries so you don't have to wait in lines all dayYour fortune: Good Luck