Fuck being sober While drunk I feel alive!
Im glad I quit drinking beer actually tastes like shit
>>13056914>>13056913>>13056914>>13056913water u drinking or, what did you used to drink?Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13056913At least you aren't addicted to gambling.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13056918Natty daddy's or bud light
>>13056914Sucks that you either have no access to good beer or have a pallete of a 9 yoMy first beer after two months felt incredible>>13056918kill yourself seriouslyyou're hands down the worst thing that happened to this board ever>>13056919I only gamble when it doesn't involve real money
>>13056924>>13056924>>13056924>>13056924***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***>>1. be nice to other posters, because as le pink grill says "this is nice board">>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as-f*g >>> -figf*ck >>> fugsh*tposting >>> funpostingret*rd>> funny mantroll >>> master rusemanlol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lolenewf*g >>> fig newton>>3. if a person uses green text>like thisalways respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, Gippo Dudee, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage other posters 2 do the same!>>11 on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before>>12 dubsczechemYour fortune: Godly Luck
How can you afford alcohol when you don't have any money, Josh?Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン