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i havent had an orgasm in 30+ years
only coomers care about that shit. this is just to filter normalfags from heaven, just learn how to use the conscience christ gave you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13057359
 No.13057359
>>13057355
more gnostic bullcrap
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Anonymous
 No.13057361
 No.13057361
or you can smoke heroin instead
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Anonymous
 No.13057365
 No.13057365
>>13057355
Even without the sex dating kids is so worth it, their body is smooth and infertile and their skin is pale and asian
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Kyrie 爱 Eleison
 No.13057366
 No.13057366
>>13057359
>>13057359
>>13057359
>>13057359
opee is right, gnostic or not, there is no marriage in heaven, it is wise and spiritually prudent to embrace incelibacy


Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13057384
 No.13057384
>>13057366
sex is a gift from God to be enjoyed between a man and a woman in a marriage. i get that in heaven there wont be marriage so there wont be sex obviously but we arent in heaven yet
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Anonymous
 No.13057388
 No.13057388
>>13057384
why do protestants think that whatever their grandma told them about god when they were 7 has more validity than the bible
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Anonymous
 No.13057404
 No.13057404
>>13057388
what did i say that was unbiblical
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Anonymous
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 No.13057504
>>13057355
take your apothisexual bullshit some place else
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Anonymous
 No.13057520
 No.13057520
>>13057504
why does this anger you
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Anonymous
 No.13057529
 No.13057529
in heaven everyone will submit to eternal sex with God whether they want to or not ^__^
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Anonymous
 No.13057530
 No.13057530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vy8LTmmDvk
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Anonymous
 No.13057535
 No.13057535
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zoi79-9OLk8

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13057544
 No.13057544
>>13057355
you certainly have sworn in less than 30+ years however
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Anonymous
 No.13057728
 No.13057728
>>13057520
I don't care if you don't like sex, but don't go dragging morality into it. there's enough backward, Puritanical horseshit out there already twisting people into knots over their own harmless desires.
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Anonymous
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 No.13057733
Stop lying, Josh.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
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 No.13057819
All I heard from this is thank god Kyrie will never procreate
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Anonymous
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 No.13058057
>>13057544
you certainly have dubs

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爱 「t h i s i s n i c e b o a r(...)
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 No.13058060
>>13057819
>>13057819
>>13057819
>>13057819
lole can u imagine can u >>>/lit/erally fathom such a notion


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Anonymous
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i have orgasms every day and they make me closer to god ^_^
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Anonymous
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 No.13058655
>>13057355
exterminate cookie
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Anonymous
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 No.13058664
put the cookie down! now!
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Anonymous
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 No.13058766
ahhhhh the myth of the orgasm, such a classic, there is more neurotransmitter agonism at the come down from LSD than any orgasm could ever
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