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Anonymous

07/12/26(Sun)19:38:57 No.13059147

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Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)19:38:57 No.13059147 Archived

if you find yourself in a fantasy situation you should try to get a witch gf asap she will keep you safe

Val
07/12/26(Sun)19:41:55 No.13059154

Val 07/12/26(Sun)19:41:55 No.13059154

I'll ask her to enlarge my penis. Thanks for the advice.

Anonymous
07/12/26(Sun)19:44:57 No.13059160

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)19:44:57 No.13059160

>>13059154
one of the many ways she can help

Val
07/12/26(Sun)19:50:58 No.13059171

Val 07/12/26(Sun)19:50:58 No.13059171

>>13059160

Do you know of any other uses for it?

Anonymous
07/12/26(Sun)20:00:52 No.13059191

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)20:00:52 No.13059191

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>>13059171
she can for instance provide a moral grounding so that you dont lose your humanity while pursuing your path of vengeance

Val
07/12/26(Sun)20:21:38 No.13059239

Val 07/12/26(Sun)20:21:38 No.13059239

>>13059191

Yes, I understand... A big penis will do.

Anonymous
07/12/26(Sun)20:33:59 No.13059250

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)20:33:59 No.13059250

>>13059239
if you suffer an injury her hearth will be a haven for healing and succour

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)02:28:49 No.13059796

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)02:28:49 No.13059796

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this advice might save you

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)02:32:18 No.13059798

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)02:32:18 No.13059798

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>>13059796
or land you in a boiling cauldron

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)02:38:54 No.13059805

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)02:38:54 No.13059805

>>13059798
you have to attract the right kind of witch

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)02:41:15 No.13059807

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)02:41:15 No.13059807

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>>13059805
of course you may not know until it's too late

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)02:46:57 No.13059811

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)02:46:57 No.13059811

>>13059147
this sounds like a high risk/high reward type of strategy...

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)03:04:44 No.13059832

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)03:04:44 No.13059832

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>>13059807
you can train yourself to spot the signs, for instance if she looks like this its safe

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)03:10:30 No.13059836

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)03:10:30 No.13059836

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>>13059832
What if she looks like this?

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)03:20:13 No.13059841

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)03:20:13 No.13059841

I had a dream where I had a huge erection, think comically absurdly enormous boner while my female cousin blows me while I jerk myself off since there's plenty of meat. Environment was a large empty room with a window looking out to a garden, best dream in a long time.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
07/13/26(Mon)05:17:27 No.13059935

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)05:17:27 No.13059935

>>13059836
she will lead you to ruin but many will not be strong enough to resist the journey