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As of today I'm 26
Have I achieved the unc status yet?
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>>13063754
happy birthday anon
yes you are unc

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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you are like widdle baby
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>>13063760
Yay!
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Okay cheers I guess
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>>13063754
Have you tried this thing called sex?
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>>13063754
You aren't unc until you feel unc.
which is usually about 30~
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Damn this vodka thing is pretty good ngl
>>13063894
Not yet... Working on it...
>>13063899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-Aoz1akXo
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>>13063754
unc status achieved
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im 10 year older
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>>13064174
Oh noe you're definitely an unc
How does it feel?
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>>13064174
You know, I know I'm going to still be here when I'm 36 too, but I don't like thinking about it
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>>13064175
actually the same i dont feel any different from 10 years ago
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>>13064176
Really?
Don't you have any health issues?
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>>13064183
for
>>13064178
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>>13064183
none at all, that shit starts mid 40s i assume or maybe i hav good genetics
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>>13064191
man I"m jealous
I already have fucked health at my age
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>>13063754
YWBAW
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>>13064225
thank god
girls have cooties
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>>13064349
you will be a woman
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Oh my god I went to a chinese restaurwnt and I ate so much I'm gonna vomit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfOSj5WE4hk
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>>13063754
so what is the zoomie title for posters like me? I'm nearly exactly double your age. am I a doubleunc?
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>>13064705
Well there is double ipa so i guess
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>>13064705
You have a grandpa status
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>>13064705
This is you
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happy birthday! love all my uncs!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck



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