As of today I'm 26Have I achieved the unc status yet?
>>13063754happy birthday anonyes you are uncYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
you are like widdle baby
>>13063760Yay!
Okay cheers I guess
>>13063754Have you tried this thing called sex?
>>13063754You aren't unc until you feel unc.which is usually about 30~
Damn this vodka thing is pretty good ngl>>13063894Not yet... Working on it...>>13063899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-Aoz1akXo
>>13063754unc status achieved
im 10 year older
>>13064174Oh noe you're definitely an uncHow does it feel?
>>13064174You know, I know I'm going to still be here when I'm 36 too, but I don't like thinking about it
>>13064175actually the same i dont feel any different from 10 years ago
>>13064176Really?Don't you have any health issues?
>>13064183for>>13064178
>>13064183none at all, that shit starts mid 40s i assume or maybe i hav good genetics
>>13064191man I"m jealousI already have fucked health at my age
>>13063754YWBAW
>>13064225thank godgirls have cooties
>>13064349you will be a woman
Oh my god I went to a chinese restaurwnt and I ate so much I'm gonna vomithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfOSj5WE4hk
>>13063754so what is the zoomie title for posters like me? I'm nearly exactly double your age. am I a doubleunc?
>>13064705Well there is double ipa so i guess
>>13064705You have a grandpa status
>>13064705This is you
happy birthday! love all my uncs!Your fortune: Excellent Luck