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I hate when this happens.
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calling every dental clinic in a 50 mile radius and asking if any of the dentists are foids with massive jiggly jugglies

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13074203
Why?
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>>13074206
i get nervous at the dentist

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13074210
Wouldn't that make it worse?
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>>13074199
I swear to Christ Almighty, the one time this happened to me the nurse/dental assistant/whatever rubbed her tits on me as much as possible because she was getting off on it and knew she could get away with it.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13074779
I hear they are notoriously promiscuous so not suprising.
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>>13074779
one time a dental assistant was rubbing her giner on my elbow and called me babe but im too autistic to make a move
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>>13074779
Same buut she had barely any boobs so I knew she was really forcing it but I was too autistic to know what it meant (I was 14 and she was older than me)
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>>13074781
That's nurses not dentists.
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>>13074940
what if it was a dentist nurse!
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All the chicks in dentistry are hot because you have to be an evil psycho to go into that field
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>>13074199
>dentist scaling without a mirror in the other hand
Kill yourself cum brain.
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>>13074199
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13074214
no because if i pass out they legally have to finish the cleaning while im dreaming about big naturals
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Have sex, Josh.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13074199
I would splat like crazy
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>>13074210
>>13074779
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13074199
I, too, hate going to the dentist. They always have bad news for me because I'm very bad about taking care of muh teeth, lol



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