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seuss
 No.13075879
 No.13075879
have you used one of these before anon?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13075880
 No.13075880
whats this
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Catfish
 No.13075881
 No.13075881
sadly yes but they didn't have cameras yet
sure enough I was going on a database tho

inb4 generic pedo joke
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Anonymous
 No.13075890
 No.13075890
they installed one of these in the store and i t does it every time they are building a profile on you

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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seuss
 No.13075891
 No.13075891
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>>13075881
They're pretty cool, they take your fingerprint, age, race, and all kinds of stuff!

Almost as cool as interracial sexo!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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seuss
 No.13075895
 No.13075895
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>>13075890
Even vending machines are using them now!

Soon, you won't even need plastic credit cards!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13075899
 No.13075899
You’d make a dead cat in a hat turn it’s grave you fucking nigger
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Catfish
 No.13075904
 No.13075904
>>13075899
You talking to him or me
cuz I definitely am way blacker than Seuss

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Catfish
 No.13075908
 No.13075908
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>>13075904
black as FVCK

Your fortune: Good Luck
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seuss
 No.13075912
 No.13075912
>>13075899
What's the problem?

I thought you guys wanted to talk about troublemakers?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfish
 No.13075919
 No.13075919
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>>13075912
it's so damn weird your fragmented thought process is familiar because my brother will be having a lucid conversation then say "wheres spooky...? He doesn't want you here..."

-in releference to our cat who has been dead for years

Your fortune: Outlook good
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seuss
 No.13075922
 No.13075922
>>13075919
Are you sure you don't want to talk about 8/10 Karen's that inspire rape urges?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13075933
 No.13075933
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>>13075922
no because despite being the most perverse person imaginable I don't even check out women because it makes me feel like a creep and a predator

https://youtu.be/vMz6bhXyNZc?is=ILuVbQ-eWTFghJga

They're gawked at all day the last thing they need is a fat, ugly old man doing it to them.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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seuss
 No.13075937
 No.13075937
>>13075933
so then why do you support older black guys doing the very thing you object? :^)

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfish
 No.13075946
 No.13075946
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>>13075937
not that this.."conversation" ever began but it's now over

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13075949
 No.13075949
>>13075946
lole
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seuss
 No.13075970
 No.13075970
>>13075946
generational racism..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.13075975
 No.13075975
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>>13075970
suck my dick niggers are pushed by zog media and omg the Kardashians all fuck niggers wow consume big flopping nigger add porn and use twitter and lose your soul faggot

lol fuck you yourlens sees scope, not focus

I'm done good night
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seuss
 No.13075978
 No.13075978
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>>13075975
I'm going to go exercise for three hours now!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13075987
 No.13075987
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>>13075978
You live vicariously through kike media where white girls get paid extra to fuck niggers lol and also Asian women are literally afraid of you on a primordial level
Ahh I know you refuse to soak up reality but it makes your delusions funnier because you live via video games and porn and not real life

:)


https://youtu.be/J9Toi-0BDjY?is=TZ9MhPoQX6fUmTA-

Your fortune: Good Luck
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seuss
 No.13075988
 No.13075988
>>13075987
I don't even watch television, how could I live through media I don't consume?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13075991
 No.13075991
>>13075879
thats how we used to activate the s4s interface
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seuss
 No.13075993
 No.13075993
>>13075991
bro is mad I don't even consume legacy media beyond a newspaper...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.13075995
 No.13075995
>>13075988
>I don't consume media except porn and video games and 4chan but I don't watch tv so I'm good

lol it funny

Your fortune: Outlook good
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seuss
 No.13075996
 No.13075996
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>>13075995
>I hate twitter, I hate 4chan, I hate Instagram, I hate just about every iteration of Neogaf and Youtube, but I would never disrespect CNN even though half of the night block got fucking fired for inaccurate news

That's not funny!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13075998
 No.13075998
>>13075995
>>13075996
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
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seuss
 No.13076002
 No.13076002
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>>13075998
Onlyfans is social media, can we talk about that?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Catfish
 No.13076003
 No.13076003
>>13075996
lol your schizophrenia is intoxicating to engage with because it always makes you just go into some unrelated tangent like your turgid brain taps out and had to go on another tirade

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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seuss
 No.13076005
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>>13076003
You don't even have a topic of discussion beyond being miserable in your laughter, you're the epitome of a fin de siecle!

Go laugh clown!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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