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Remembering your name and address is now illegal under Japanese law!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13076553
I knew a girl, I remember what she looks like.

>ARREST THAT MAN!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13076553
but how else am i supposed to remember who to shame, and who's lawn to pour my used motor oil on?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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U can also murder and eat someone and Japanese society would celebrate you for it
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>>13076558
You use your better sense of intuition!

Memories are now banned!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13076560
Yakuza is not japanese society
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>>13076553
wait, you said remembering your own name and address. almost got me there, because you did.
that would be good. it would make it harder for other people to find out where i live so that they can pour used motor oil on my lawn



Your fortune: Godly Luck
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but what if i want to pour used motor oil on my own lawn and can't legally remember my spot? what do i do then?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13076572
Her name?

"lol hi"

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13076568
just completely ignore the fact that Japan is bad civilization

yakuza is Japanese society considering they’re all fucking faggots
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>>13076669
her name?

"babe try"

Your fortune: Bad Luck



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