Remembering your name and address is now illegal under Japanese law!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13076553I knew a girl, I remember what she looks like.>ARREST THAT MAN!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13076553but how else am i supposed to remember who to shame, and who's lawn to pour my used motor oil on?Your fortune: Bad Luck
U can also murder and eat someone and Japanese society would celebrate you for it
>>13076558You use your better sense of intuition!Memories are now banned!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>13076560Yakuza is not japanese society
>>13076553wait, you said remembering your own name and address. almost got me there, because you did.that would be good. it would make it harder for other people to find out where i live so that they can pour used motor oil on my lawnYour fortune: Godly Luck
but what if i want to pour used motor oil on my own lawn and can't legally remember my spot? what do i do then?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13076572Her name?"lol hi"Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13076568just completely ignore the fact that Japan is bad civilization yakuza is Japanese society considering they’re all fucking faggots
>>13076669her name?"babe try"Your fortune: Bad Luck