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I'm almost 30 and I've never kissed a girl
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congrats on keeping safe from teh cooties
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why not dude!???
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>>13089219
Can't relate op
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>>13089221
I don't know man, I'm a pretty cool dude but these sluts just don't want to get near me
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>>13089226
Damn, I hope you get some sluts
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k haha lel bcuz taht wood be wired if ur like thirdy and lol ur kising a gril like...... bro....... r u fr????
ksing a gril when ur thiryy is like supr wired LOL

Your fortune: Average Luck
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I never had sex
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>>13089219
Why are you on the board for teenagers you creepy unc?
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I wanna date a cute girl and then rape her
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I can’t lie lil bro I think your saved pictures are more telling than your words, maybe you can eat one when you finally break through
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>>13089219
I have kissed a girl but it was my cousin and we were both like 11 does that count
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should i get a prostitute
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>>13089258
dont do that, you want your first time to be special.
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I love girls
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lole u failed life
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As expected from an aislopper to be an absolute loser
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We know, Josh.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13089243
>>13088927
>>13089104
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>>13089293
lol
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>>13089232
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>>13089219
Get well soon
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>>13089229
they should make 9/11 sell regular hot dogs instead of plane shaped ones on 7/11 to commemorate the tragedy
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>>13089219
lole me neither i;m not a homosexual gross

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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I had sex twice but my dick went limp before I could cum both times
I think it's because they were both really fat but I dont know
I actually enjoyed eating pussy and being raised for how good it felt more than the actual sex
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>>13090363
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>>13089260
first time has to be before it can be special
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>>13090363
I couldn't get it up once so I finger banged the chick she was so happy she sucked me off, which of course I was rock hard for and could have the fucked her. it's weird it was like until she put my dick in her mouth I couldn't believe she was into me enough to fuck her.
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>>13090433
first dubs has to be special
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>>13089229
The Layers of the JokeThe Pun: It sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it is just a factual statement about the location of the shift work.The Twist: You cannot easily do cash register duties or restock the Slurpee machine from the parking lot—you have to be inside.
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>>13089258
no. that's cheating
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incel thread
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>>13089257
no



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