congrats on keeping safe from teh cooties

why not dude!???

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>>13089219
Can't relate op

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>>13089221
I don't know man, I'm a pretty cool dude but these sluts just don't want to get near me

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>>13089226
Damn, I hope you get some sluts

k haha lel bcuz taht wood be wired if ur like thirdy and lol ur kising a gril like...... bro....... r u fr????
ksing a gril when ur thiryy is like supr wired LOL

Your fortune: Average Luck

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I never had sex

>>13089219
Why are you on the board for teenagers you creepy unc?

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I wanna date a cute girl and then rape her

I can’t lie lil bro I think your saved pictures are more telling than your words, maybe you can eat one when you finally break through

>>13089219
I have kissed a girl but it was my cousin and we were both like 11 does that count

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should i get a prostitute

>>13089258
dont do that, you want your first time to be special.

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I love girls

lole u failed life

As expected from an aislopper to be an absolute loser

We know, Josh.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13089243
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>>13089293
lol

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>>13089219
Get well soon

>>13089229
they should make 9/11 sell regular hot dogs instead of plane shaped ones on 7/11 to commemorate the tragedy

>>13089219
lole me neither i;m not a homosexual gross

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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I had sex twice but my dick went limp before I could cum both times
I think it's because they were both really fat but I dont know
I actually enjoyed eating pussy and being raised for how good it felt more than the actual sex

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>>13089260
first time has to be before it can be special

>>13090363
I couldn't get it up once so I finger banged the chick she was so happy she sucked me off, which of course I was rock hard for and could have the fucked her. it's weird it was like until she put my dick in her mouth I couldn't believe she was into me enough to fuck her.

>>13090433
first dubs has to be special

>>13089229
The Layers of the JokeThe Pun: It sounds like a conspiracy theory, but it is just a factual statement about the location of the shift work.The Twist: You cannot easily do cash register duties or restock the Slurpee machine from the parking lot—you have to be inside.

>>13089258
no. that's cheating

incel thread

>>13089257
no

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>>13089219
yeah same.
>>13091452
not an incel myself, I don't hold those beliefs. Technically I've had sex once, but it was more a guy using me, I've still never kissed a girl, even holding hands would be nice.
I don't talk to people irl. When most people hear the term "social anxiety", they have no idea how bad it can be. I can tell you that I am socially anxious, but likely you are still wondering why i can't just pull myself together, talk to people, kiss girls. I wouldn't have it in me to ask a stranger for the time.
Plus, girls aren't interested in me, it's very obvious.