17 year old drug addict redneck american gas station employees make better pizza than all of the fancy chefs in ItalyYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13092942PIZZZAAAAA
>>13092942makes sense because pizza was invented by poor Italians who just threw together their scraps it shouldn't be made by chefsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
I'm assuming this is the gas station pizza? A pizza that bad would never spawn in Italy. You are a f*cking moron btw. F*cking dog pizza. Pizza for f*cking animals
>>13092942pickled jalapenos on pizza was a great innovation, they didn't have that when i was a kid but it's now a staple.
pizza is just things on bread how can you even mess that up
>>13092969if you dont understand the thrill of putting everything on pizza then you need to go back
>>13092942yeah just give me the trashcan special
>>13092981if dominoes called it that they would make millions of dolalrds
>>13092977like if the bread is shit
>>13092980the thrill of being retarded
>>13092942i just know thats hunt brothers cuz it looks good as fuuuuuuuckYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13093085all of these ingredients complement, you are the gay one here
>>13093092ok but there are these things called ratios and proportions
>>13093102yes, minimize bread and maximize nutrition in the form of vegetables and protein
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>>13092942the onion looks dry and raw
>>13092942Ingredient saturation. Bad work, anon.
Looks like a supreme pizza overloaded with toppings, could use more meat to balance it imo but I wouldn’t turn it down
>>13092988unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>13092942I unironically agree. Casey's pizza is the best
>>13094671nice dogwhistle bro
Don't worry the perfeft pizza has been found
>>13094674wha?? How is Casey's pizza a dogwhistle? Their taco pizza is the best.
>>13094703who the fuck puts carrots on a pizza? And I say this as someone who thinks carrots are culinarily underrated and puts carrots in chili
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>>13094128meat is murder cheese is genocideYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13092942huntslop
>>13095495YEAH VEGETABLES ARE JUST VEGETABLES THEY ARENT EVEN ALIVE LOL
>>13095577many vegetables are actually evolved specifically 2 b eaten by large mammals such as us so that they may spread their seeds in our sewers :)
>>13095505um.. u mean PEAK bros.. i think...!Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13095505*peakYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13092942mmmmm pizza
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>>13092942>another pedo thread made by a pedokill yourself you fat fuck pedo
good pizza is when you pack as much shit on it as possible
i wont fall for this bait
>>13092942Peeps need to respect teenage drug addicts a lot more then they do~
>>13092947makes me lol when people act elitist about pizza and tacos and etc
Because bread, tomatoes sauce and cheese and preserved meat was just thrown together by some strung out addict and not an artisan dedicated to their craftThis board only solidifies Not everyone can cook
>>13097880why r u unkindYour fortune: Very Bad Luck