When she uses advanced CIA-level manipulation tactics to ensure that you'll never leave her
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>>13094709That's right OP, you're nice foreverYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13094709All she needs to use is the ol' "You can cum inside of me, I'm on birth control" trickeroo, and once she's preggers that becomes the ultimate leverage tool.
>>13094731Didn't work on my dad he abandoned me ;_;
>>13094760#REKTYour fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13094760epic fail
>>13094709ah, bpdemon?Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13094709my mom would be happy to know I am capable of being sexually active and maintaining normal relationships... but that would also make my mom happy and people don't want thatYour fortune: Outlook good
>>13094713it fits
>>>/c/>>>/i/>>>/a/>>>/i/>>>/s/>>>/w/>>>/a/>>>/t/>>>/c/>>>/h/>>>/i/>>>/n/>>>/g/Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13094709lsd is expensive, madam, it is more like a roman greek secret police from the era of uruk, and then they will make it utter a secret name or sommin, ull think it classic rumplestinkskins stuff of the name and thing, but like a lord of the loa in the haiti it is more like riding a venereal disease and a weak mind