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Spam is rude.
It's worse than lewd.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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It's all so tiresome

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13097936
that was a good read *lights cigarette*

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the anti-spammer arc has been quite entertaining, but it seems to be dragging on a bit, this is, what, the 3rd or 4th week Kyrie has been in the papere? mods should just ban him at this point imo

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13097936
the war still

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clearly biased reporting on the kyrie issue, unfortunatelely
i guess this is what happens wen ur newspapre is owned by the rotheschildes
can'tot wait for day 5408 of the 3 day special [s4s] operation to permab&v& le spammre

still, nice papre i reed it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13097936
shit paper

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

s4s quire!
By kids, for kids!
NOT

Just chiming in to let you know it is coal, but that is nothing new to you people

>>13097936
thanks for all your hard work ploop
I'm sad that ikanon isn't posting.

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>>13097936
Thank you, for all you're harde worke
[S4S] made a lot of things this week I am glad a bury body pillow finally exists!

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>>13097939
nothing is worse than lewd
nothing is more criminally depraved

>>13097993
Unfortunately the pillow belongs to gril

>>13098000
>>13097999
two (2) trips in a row holey cowe

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13097967
but for some reason they won't
>>13094625
>>13096507

>>13097967
sadly it is self reinforcing cycle
the spam drives away the good posts so that the papre only has the spam to report on and it keeps getting worse
the papre might have to end at this rate...

>>13097936
we stood up 2 our oppressor knowing we couldn't outpost his bots, and we took a few Ws even though we couldnt stop him. im proud 2 stand beside u esfores :')

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13097988
checking you'are dubs, have a fine time here!
>>13097999
>>13098000
the twin triplels

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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I want to push back on some of the things mentioned in this paper. I think it misconstrued some things. Saying that the spammer has been "censoring porn" makes him seem righteous, but it wasn't just porn threads that he has been targetting. He's been hijacking many kinds of innocent s4s threads.

I want to post this image here. This image was the OP of a thread that was targeted and successfully killed by the evil spammer. I confess that it's not the most innocent of images, it's a little risqué, but, can you really consider this porn? Can you really consider this an affront to s4s? NO! We love Nobue on this board.

Now, to be clear, we love Teto too, but that doesn't make it right for trailer dude's vulgar porn thread. This week's paper seems to have portrayed the clash betwen the spammer and Catfish/Trailer dude as some kind of meeting of the minds, but the fact is trailer dude and catfish are also often detrimental to s4s themselves. Let us not let them represent our arguments.

Stay strong, s4s, all spam and raids eventually pass!

JUSTICE FOR NOBUE

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>>13098169
that's what I'VE been sayin'!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

and that lucky guy is now hugging Berry's pillow...

>>13097971
two more threads!!

>>13098169
Push back on muh dih bb

>>13098169
who that

these raiders don't even know beloved s4s characters, and they don't speak like us so it's easy to spot them

>>13098169
Honestly it shows that Kyrie is such a problem that even the usual rude namefigs are against him. It really is all of us vs him.

>>13098169
tetos butthole has been one of the most unifying funposts on efores all year, pls dont diminish its importance just cuz its lewd. it (accidentally) stood as commentary on a rly stupid irl war for like a month & i think it was very funny & relevant 4 bavi 2 bring it back in this moment actually. dirty posts can b important, just think of original bury pink!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13097936
kyrie is killing niceposting
>>13093474

>>13098188
dubs confirm?

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>>13098187
i dong thing so mang

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

kyrie is awesome im a big fan of his work

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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i have been seeing much misinfo going around so newfigs take notice and don't be rused this is the original bury pink

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13098195
lying is rude

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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everyone, together!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

this war could be just like the old anime/banime war, but i can see why people wouldn't want to make any OC for this one like they did in the past. good to see nicers and ruders working together, even if it's just for a little bit.... like our good friend once said: "have a good war!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGlNplDGPQM

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13098199
but those dubs are nice, well done!

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>>13098210
i'm not that into all this because kyrie is just letting it happen basically he could destroy the board if he wanted like anyone with the autism could if mods allowed it to happen, which they will

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>13098081
I mean in my opinion some stuff from the [s4s] makes things could have been their own segment there seems to be enough here either way

>>13098000
Why?

Yo tengo una bolita que me sube y me baja Ay, que me sube y me baja
Yo tengo una bolita que me sube y me baja Ay, que me sube y me baja Yo tengo una bolita que me sube y me baja
AY!

>>13098187
I'm not sure I agree. I'm not entirely against tasteful porn, but Catfish is trashy, and the fat Teto porn just seemed like another one of his trashy porn threads

>>13098169
>Saying that the spammer has been "censoring porn" makes him seem righteous
it doesn't particularly, and that's just a factual statement

everyone knows that "s4s" really stands for "smut 4chan supports"

>>13098212
dubs on a rude post means the board forgave him a little bit but not all the way

nice parole granted for 24 hours

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>>13097936
BAZED

>>13097989
>ikanon isn't posting
I think u may have summoned them lole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>13098188

If you guys don't like Teto's butthole, just hide the thread. It's just one thread, I'm not spamming anything. That's the difference.

Also I don't change my name every thread, so please feel free to filter me if seeing me post truly upsets you.

>>13097967
its more the mods fault then anything the spammer does not deserve attention its clearly what they want

>>13098188 (dubs)
>>13098945
I was feeling pretty negative about this earlier too. But I just wanted to say, I still see all you nicers nicing out there on the board. Even in the height of this 'spam war,' truth is it does still feel like the old [s4s] to me, because all u are frens are still here and it's just as nice being here doing funposts with u all as it always was. I have seen so many posts and OC this week that make me laugh and smile and remember, i love u guys and i lvoe this board. I feel bad for getting so wrapped up being negative and rude over the spam. Spam can't take our board away unless we let it, unless we really do give up and leave. Yeah he may be kinda annoying but whatever, life is full of annoying, that's never going to outweigh the niceness of being on [s4s] togethere. ILU [S4S] THIS IS NICE BOARD

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13098986
i do what i can :)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13097971
teto is right
this is very opinionated i think
kyrie is spamming, but not a ruder

>>13099005
Spamming is rude

>>13098988
dubs confirm thanks for you're hard work
>>13099011
bavi dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13099005
he is rude because he's aggressive and antagonistic, he acts with a lone agenda against the will of the majority of s4s, he is worse than a ruder

>>13098673
it's misleading and only part of the picture
nobody is against a person because they post a censored porn thread, they are against a person for spam and targeted harassment of s4s users

>>13098970
It's funny watching you make these high-horse posts over defending crude porn
Nobody is upset by you, they are pointing out you are trashy, the issue isn't whether or not people have tools to avoid you, the notable point is that people have to consider it in the first place

>>13098187
i had it filtered for months and i didnt even realize it was still being posted until kyrie posted the censored version

>>13098187
i respect you'r opinion, but it offends my eyeballs for the 30 seconds it takes me to hide it from the catalog and i WILL be suing bavi for each and every one of them back

Your fortune: Outlook good

I also see people trying to make this war seem about porn versus anti porn. This isn't helped by the paper giving spotlight to stupid namefigs who think this too.
The spammer would have you believe he's only fighting porn because he loves s4s, and his efforts have only served to make the board more like classic s4s
The porn posters would have you believe that porn is part of s4s, and this justifies them being as ugly and rude as they please
Both of these ideas are wrong. Don't fall for the false dichotomy. The spammer has harassed non-porn threads just the same, and ugly trashy threads and aggressive behaviour aren't wanted, whether it's porn or not.

if it wasn't AI drivel and had a modicum of effort I don't think I'd really mind it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13099100
like kid icaruse or daily doses that is

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13099100
modi cum lol
dubs lol

MOD I CUM!!!!
MOD I CUM!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13099096
This is a red board and always has been. If seeing a single cartoon porn image is truly offensive to you, go somewhere else.

Tired of this puritanical crusade happening on [s4s] right now. This is not a sfw board, deal with it.

>>13099119
This is a blue board and always has been. If seeing a single non porn image is truly offensive to you, go somewhere else.

Tired of this hedonistic crusade happening on [s4s] right now. This is not a nsfw board, deal with it.

>>13099119
Evil strawman fallacy is being used here
Nobody stated that a single cartoon porn image truly offended them, that's an argument you made up
In a way you are on the same side as the spammer, in that you are both pushing the idea that this war is about porn versus anti-porn

>>13099127
This is a war against a spammer. That's it. It's the puritanical prudes who are turning it into more.

I get it, Its like israel vs palestine. I want them both to die!

>>13099132
That's closer to the truth, however remember that disliking you and considering you and Catfish stupid and trashy is not a puritanical take

>>13099132
>That's it.
NUH UH

>>13099005
He is a ruder, why would a nice person specifically bump multiple threads they don't like to their bump limit?
He stepped over all the frens and decided to destroy the threads

i wonder if anon made it this issue >>13083027

>>13098199
what if a nice lie is preferable to a rude truthe

>>13099187
What if your whore mother wasn't such a cocksucking legend

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13099144
dubs

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>>13099206
wowe a ryude lie

>>13099216
the war is already getting to people's sense of niceness and justice...

>>13099096
porn has become a means to fight Kyrie
both nice and rude are unified against him

>>13099307
two wrongs don't make a right

now don't twice my words like some trailertard, I'm not against any and all instances of porn, I'm against spam, especially spam which most do not wish to see

>>13097953
extremely

>>13099346
three lefts do make a right turn, tho

>>13099081
its only been posted like 3 or 4 times, one of the threads just stayed up for a month

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I love you le papre

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2011 was peak...everything went to shit afterwards.

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>>13099800
dubs

>>13100192
2011 was great because it was all dubs, all the time...for a whole year! :^D

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13097936
I would love a catbox version of the papre, because the images within are hard to reed
But like always, nice papre, good reed

>>13101033
checked and i agree

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13101033
would be nice

>>13097988
rude

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less werds more maymays pl0x

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>13101674
a special two pager edition with the news stories on one page and a full size "memes of the week" on the other page when??

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13102100
yes dubs

>>13102100
i think one page is enough

>>13102100
A special edition... as in an extra edition? i.e. an EXTRA, which is what newsboys were announcing when they shout "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"?

Because if that's what you mean, yes it annoys me autistically how OP misuses this phrase and I point it out often. So we should have an extra edition just so OP can use that phrase appropriately.

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>>13102584
every edition of le papre is extra already from the very first edition these papres are all EXTRA EXTRA but you wouldn't understand the deep commentary and existential philosophy woven into the masterful posts of ploop so I won't even bother trying to make you get it

>>13099184
hey mister anonymous, did you make the issue?

>>13097936
bune raven is not a meme

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>>13103651
This girl will have sex with you, but ONLY if you say that bune raven is a meme
What do you do???

>>13103663
say bune raven is not a meme as morality is not dictated by eroticism

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13103663
<tattoos
gonorrhea

>>13103663
go up to her and tell her straight up that
bune
raven
is
NOT
a
meme

>>13103668
this

>>13098945
kyrie a glowie?

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>>13097936
papre makes me happy

>>13103671
bavi's delight

>>13097936
And there's another spammer on the board.
>>13100383
>>13097539
>>13077233

>>13098182
le girl in tub?

Ty for postan newsppr is very nice Ur contribution n continued effort r super appreciated

>>13104827
Ah yes the famous tub girl ...

>>13105144
thought he was asking who nobue was

>>13105142
a beacon of light during these dark times

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13105144
ah yes the famous dubs post...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>13097936
lel bury reportbox

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>13106005
>>13106393
two of the same fortunes

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>13106822
two of the same number

>>13106822
lovely art

>>13102609
ohno can chirilo swim? will she drown

>>13107233
nice dubs, also that's quite a terrifying image because she can't freeze the whiskey and thus, is in a precarious spot... :^(

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13107233
she'll get drunk

>>13107233
she'll get dubs

>>13107411
and so will you, God grants dubs to those whom check dubs, as the good book says

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>13101674
maymays are nice

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13107680
youre mamas nice :^^^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

bump

>>13106840
>>13107142
it's avogone

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>>13108290
nyo im here c:

>>13097939
remove spam

>>13097953
tired, boss

bump

>>13098721
and sluts4sale

>>13108343
gado lives

>>13097936
lole exodia penis

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13098169
He even targeted Nico despite this image not being pornographic.
>>13108047
>>13108468

>>13109471
>>13109471
>>13109471
N E W F I G A L E RT
oldfores was against anine, you dont know youre history

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13109479
That's not why you covered her. Also stop ban evading.

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>>13109479
anine won, i'm afraid

>>13109518
>>13109518
>>13109518
you would have told Rosa parks to sit down because it was against the law 2 (two)

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13109521
You deserved it for being a spammer going over the 5 thread limit and destroying the board. Get banned repeatedly.

>>13097936
Hmmm. Disturbing news lately...

>>13109479
i remember the war...lost a lot of good fellows back then...won a lot of good fellows though too

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13109520
anine is nice, kyrie is not

>>13109521
You are not Rosa parks you take off your name and call people you don't like a nigger

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>you would have told Rosa parks to sit down because it was against the law 2 (two)

>>13109756
God knows what you did :^)

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13109756
that you're fake

crazed freak. one hour later and already on page 5

saving le papre from wanton destruction

Your fortune: Average Luck

anticipating ploop's coverage of the great bombing

>>13110688
anticipating ploop's coverage of your great dubs

the bomber was banned

>>13110969
unicebomber

so many things happened this week, i wonder how long the next one will be

>>13111185
better not tell you now

>>13111185
Another long Kyrie article

Tomorrow's biggest news story: WAR IS OVER
And in close second, yet another article about B. for reason

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>>13111462
next week's top news story: WAR WAS (RE)BEGINNING

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Lole

>>13111462
when was the last article about B. ?

>>13111746
he's in this week for the clay yosho he made, but the whole article isn't about him

>>13111764
yeah i can read but it seems banti trailer fig can't

>>13104623
More spam.
>>13109166

>>13111818
I believe this guy is a former /v/ schizo that moved here for some reason. Not connected to Kyrie.

>>13111284
but the last one

>>13109764
>>13110076
banned kyrie post

>>13111770
he seethes uncontrollably at any male namefig who puts any amount of effort into anything

>>13111462
tomorrow's correction: war was only on break for lunch

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>>13098169
>>13099096

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>>13112077
dubs grant ban immunity

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>13112817
>>13112765
banmunity, as the le kids are wont to say

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>13097936
interesting news

Up

And Away

I miss the spam they were fun times