I fucking hate summer so much it's unreal
>>13099289It's too hot to even smile anymoreYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
What are you talking about 38 degrees is near freezing
>>13099289I love my air conditioning!
>>13099289Air conditioning is good, you should try it sometime.Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13099444trips r better, u shud evolve
>>13099289Wowe it’s rlly cold where ur at
>>13099444I promise I will next yearUnfortunately I am not able to mount window units>>13099320>>13099520Learn to use civilized units americans
>>13099550We may be dumb for not using metric, but fahrenheit is the objectively better way to measure temperature relative for humans.
>>13099565yeah not reallyCelsius is literally Kelvin but with water freezing at 0Can't get more intuitive than that
>>13099569who the h*ll is kelvin and why should i care how hot he is??Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13099550Did u know that Fahrenheit came b4 Celsius
>>13099586Yeah and your mother sucked cocks before she had you tooYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13099569Yeah, really. Celsius lacks granularity. It's good for scientific, industrial, and commercial applications, but fahrenheit reigns supreme for effectively conveying outdoor temperature in temperate areas.
>>13099611Yeah scientific applications like boiling or freezing water
>>13099619*put water on stove**turn burner to "pretty hot"**wait for le bubble*
>>13099619Yuros need to whip out a temperature gauge just to see if their water is frozen or boiling?
>>13099623I know ur lying because everyone knows that americans microwave their water
>>13099631u must be confused becaus the only thing ua americans microwave is aktchshually UR MOM
>>13099639Actually I like to bring his're mom to a slow boil and season her with macaque.
mfw measurements arent based on whether le nice barefooted doctor lady asks how hot or cold i am on a scale of 1 to 100 (detrimental)Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13099644dubs confirm!
too hot
>>13099611Science should use Rankine so it uses the same degrees as the scale that make sense
>>13099592Your mama slobbered my cock and then I cream pied her that’s where u came from lole
>>13099677dubsYour fortune: Bad Luck