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Catfish
 No.13113631
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 No.13113631
why her bulge looks like squidwards nose lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13113634
 No.13113634
balls
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Anonymous
 No.13113640
 No.13113640
>>13113631
i bet she plucks the hairs from her balls for that smooth feel and look
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Anonymous
 No.13113646
 No.13113646
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>>13113631
go fucking kill yourself you fat faggot
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Anonymous
 No.13113650
 No.13113650
rare good catfish W
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Anonymous
 No.13113651
 No.13113651
Ew
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13113653
 No.13113653
That’s a man’s dick
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Anonymous
 No.13113663
 No.13113663
Balls are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas.
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Anonymous
 No.13113667
 No.13113667
>>13113663
you can't have sex with balls
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Anonymous
 No.13113670
 No.13113670
I have been ball mogged by a trap ;_;
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xXxCalibur.
 No.13113688
 No.13113688
imagine putting all that effort in to look cute only for a fat stinky chud like coalnigger to neg you because he knows no other way of flirting lmao bitch
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Catfish
 No.13113763
 No.13113763
>>13113688
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13113832
 No.13113832
Bump
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Anonymous
 No.13113833
 No.13113833
>>13113631
Beautiful girl
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Anonymous
 No.13113843
 No.13113843
"her"
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seuss
 No.13113848
 No.13113848
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>>13113631
That's a nice dong

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13113849
 No.13113849
>>13113843
Yes.
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Anonymous
 No.13113915
 No.13113915
>>13113763
FAT FAGGOT
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Anonymous
 No.13113949
 No.13113949
>>13113667
Not with that attitude, anon
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Anonymous
 No.13113954
 No.13113954
>>13113915
Suck his dick already ^-^
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Anonymous
 No.13113962
 No.13113962
>>13113954
name back on fatfish
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Anonymous
 No.13113965
 No.13113965
>>13113962
Name back on bavi
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Anonymous
 No.13113966
 No.13113966
>>13113965
how DARE you
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Anonymous
 No.13113969
 No.13113969
>>13113966
Jus chekin those dubs! Very nice!
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Anonymous
 No.13114036
 No.13114036
lol
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Anonymous
 No.13114708
 No.13114708
up
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tea fren
 No.13114713
 No.13114713
exorcism when?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfish
 No.13114715
 No.13114715
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>>13114713
KYS GOOK NIGGER

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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tea fren
 No.13114719
 No.13114719
>>13114715
no u

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Catfish
 No.13114720
 No.13114720
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>>13114719
install bullets into ur mouth
bill hicks: HEA JUST CHEWING LEAD OUTTS AN UZINBBBZZRRT BZZDRTTT HI IM JAY LENO

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13114723
 No.13114723
This is why vaginas are better. Imagine seeing a girl but then opening her legs and seeing this. Like what do you do with that

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Catfish
 No.13114728
 No.13114728
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>>13114723
stuff my dumb face in it and take a deep whiff duh tf u talm bout

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13114867
 No.13114867
bump
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Anonymous
 No.13114871
 No.13114871
>>13113631
i'm confused
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Anonymous
 No.13114899
 No.13114899
>>13114871
sexually?
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Anonymous
 No.13114927
 No.13114927
>>13114867
BLEHHH
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Catfish
 No.13115033
 No.13115033
>>13114927
STFU
>>13114899
DUBS

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13115059
 No.13115059
>>13114899
Yeah like I thought that was a girl because of the face, how can a guy look like that, was it maybe made with AI? I'm kinda jealous right now too
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Catfish
 No.13115096
 No.13115096
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>>13115059
it's probably shopped cuz asians love filters but I've seen traps that hot facially who weren't even on E so

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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namefag hater
 No.13115102
 No.13115102
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>>13115096
>>13115059
i dont get why you cishet men never get how powerful makeup is even when told multiple times. you can change the way your face shape is perceived with patches and/or well done contouring

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Catfish
 No.13115105
 No.13115105
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>>13115102
>me het
clearly ur still using makeup made of lead

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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namefag hater
 No.13115110
 No.13115110
>>13115105
yeah lol maybe not het but you clearly dont give a shit about looking female or you just cant put the effort
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Catfish
 No.13115114
 No.13115114
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>>13115110
lmao

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13115115
 No.13115115
>>13115110
imagining catfish in whore makeup and a wig

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13115116
 No.13115116
>>13115102
Alright, teach me, senpai
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Anonymous
 No.13115117
 No.13115117
>>13115105
One time I saw this Japanese woman and she look cute, but then when I saw her side picture with no makeup, yeah they have a normal look...
>>13115110
Makeup is powerful indeed, one would look ugly bastard then the next gentlemenlike.
>>13115115
AHHZHZHAHZHZHZHAHHA

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13115120
 No.13115120
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Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefig's food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black namefigs. Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefigs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefigs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana. Put a bomb in a namefig's mouth. Throw knives at namefigs. Inflate namefigs until they pop. Send namefigs into a blackhole. Castrate namefigs. Feed namefigs poisoned food. Force namefigs to walk the plank. Push namefigs into a pit. Kneel on a namefig's neck. Curse namefigs with a spell. Stuff namefig babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten namefigs with a tank. Pop a namefig's car tire. Strike namefig children with a ruler. Make namefigs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a namefig's limbs. Airdrop namefigs into Antarctica. Throw namefigs off the boat. Pressurize namefigs into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a namefig's ass. Falcon-punch a namefig's in the face. Make namefigs into fiction. Blow namefigs heads off with grenade launchers. Blow namefigs brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock namefigs in a cage and drown them underwater.
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Catfish
 No.13115121
 No.13115121
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>>13115115
have a crossdressing boyfriend. Because when I beat him and he calls the cops who are they gonna believe me or a guy in a wig with a black eye?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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namefag hater
 No.13115122
 No.13115122
>>13115115
i think i can make catfish look decent, like one of those cameraready big women. i bet someone better than me could do more but. superrare dubs btw
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Catfish
 No.13115128
 No.13115128
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>>13115122
I do have epiphanic folds maybe I could be a Mongolian woman

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13115130
 No.13115130
>>13115128
HAHZHAHAHAHAHAH.
Nice one.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13115135
 No.13115135
Oi take back my word, I prefer the the curd merchant kek.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfish
 No.13115139
 No.13115139
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>>13115135
I didn't. Felt tacked on as an after thought

My all time favorite fat diss is CQ said of Bob Kelly "he looks like a last minute gift at the Beijing airport"

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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namefag hater
 No.13115143
 No.13115143
>>13115116
yes sweetie, I can but not on s4s xD
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Anonymous
 No.13115144
 No.13115144
>>13115139
XD.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13115150
 No.13115150
>>13115139
shit that reminds me i gotta watch eizouken
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tea fren
 No.13115446
 No.13115446
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>>13113631
clear cut case of gender dysphoria.

gotta cut it off.

catch him up with an ounce of cocaine and get him into an american penitentiary.

free corrective surgery.

life saving surgery.

i heard them say it.

see also: j.b. pritzker et.al.

I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED GAME!!!!!!

*sip*

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13115897
 No.13115897
Bump
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Anonymous
 No.13116357
 No.13116357
>>13115143
Why not?? Where else then ????????
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Anonymous
 No.13116499
 No.13116499
>>13116357
;-;
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Anonymous
 No.13116530
 No.13116530
>>13113631
I was envious of his foreskin
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Catfish
 No.13116554
 No.13116554
>>13116530
KEK MALDING FSG LMAL

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
Anonymous
 No.13116662
 No.13116662
>>13116554
>FSG LMAL
What?
>>
Anonymous
 No.13116690
 No.13116690
>>13116662
who quoty
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Anonymous
 No.13116719
 No.13116719
>>13115120
>Report namefigs to the IRS
finally a reasonable and proportionate response

take ur meds tho, the purple letters are talking again
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Catfish
 No.13116733
 No.13116733
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>>13116719
implying anyone here pays tax

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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