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Starfig⋆
08/13/26(Thu)04:33:29 No.13123645

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Starfig⋆ 08/13/26(Thu)04:33:29 No.13123645

tsch
bein' a namefig is so easy
all you have to do is type a name into the name field
let those anons seethe

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)04:35:26 No.13123646

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)04:35:26 No.13123646

>>13123645
Grow a beard young man.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Starfig⋆
08/13/26(Thu)04:37:32 No.13123649

Starfig⋆ 08/13/26(Thu)04:37:32 No.13123649

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>>13123646
i don't wanna look old while still being able to pull off young.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)04:41:10 No.13123657

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)04:41:10 No.13123657

>>13123649
Hey mon, if you grow beard, you will look badass.
100 old woman would take you by your ass and mug you.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Starfig⋆
08/13/26(Thu)04:44:42 No.13123663

Starfig⋆ 08/13/26(Thu)04:44:42 No.13123663

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if energy tends to follow the path of least resistance
then why does my tesla coil light up these inert gasses like neon lights, like, literally

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)04:56:06 No.13123675

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)04:56:06 No.13123675

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>>13123663
Stop asking me complicated black magic.
Its not like my Physics and Chemistry scored an E a long time ago!
I actually don't know and I'm quite tired.
Ugh... have a good day bro.
Stay Anonymous.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)05:19:07 No.13123692

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)05:19:07 No.13123692

lol saved.
you are one disgusting nigger

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)05:47:03 No.13123726

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)05:47:03 No.13123726

>>13123692
every namefig looks scary...

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)05:49:26 No.13123732

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)05:49:26 No.13123732

>>13123726
do you think Anonymous is handsome we will never know :L

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)06:13:56 No.13123764

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)06:13:56 No.13123764

>>13123645
You look somewhat like a younger Anthony Kiedis.

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)06:15:05 No.13123769

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)06:15:05 No.13123769

>>13123764
anthony shitass

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)06:23:44 No.13123784

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)06:23:44 No.13123784

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>>13123764
more like anthony groomer

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)06:36:33 No.13123800

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)06:36:33 No.13123800

>>13123732
Anonymous is beautiful I know for sure

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)09:35:32 No.13124009

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)09:35:32 No.13124009

Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefig's food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black namefigs. Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefigs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefigs fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana. Put a bomb in a namefig's mouth. Throw knives at namefigs. Inflate namefigs until they pop. Send namefigs into a blackhole. Castrate namefigs. Feed namefigs poisoned food. Force namefigs to walk the plank. Push namefigs into a pit. Kneel on a namefig's neck. Curse namefigs with a spell. Stuff namefig babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten namefigs with a tank. Pop a namefig's car tire. Strike namefig children with a ruler. Make namefigs swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a namefig's limbs. Airdrop namefigs into Antarctica. Throw namefigs off the boat. Pressurize namefigs into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a namefig's ass. Falcon-punch a namefig's in the face. Make namefigs into fiction. Blow namefigs heads off with grenade launchers. Blow namefigs brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock namefigs in a cage and drown them underwater.

bavi trailer dude
08/13/26(Thu)10:29:58 No.13124074

bavi trailer dude 08/13/26(Thu)10:29:58 No.13124074

>>13123645
other namefigs whenever a new namefig is born: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Bnk6VU53Y

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/13/26(Thu)20:45:32 No.13124858

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/13/26(Thu)20:45:32 No.13124858

~~Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again~~

Anonymous
08/13/26(Thu)21:01:43 No.13124876

Anonymous 08/13/26(Thu)21:01:43 No.13124876

load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks.

Anonymous
08/14/26(Fri)09:32:22 No.13125741

Anonymous 08/14/26(Fri)09:32:22 No.13125741

>>13123800
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Anonymous
08/14/26(Fri)09:34:26 No.13125743

Anonymous 08/14/26(Fri)09:34:26 No.13125743

>>13123784
stfu kys

Starfig⋆
08/14/26(Fri)19:07:16 No.13126654

Starfig⋆ 08/14/26(Fri)19:07:16 No.13126654

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mowed the grass today. getting drunk and eating za now. contemplating going to the flube store, then the bar.
>>13124074
GOOBLE-GOBBLE GOOBLE-GOBBLE! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>13124009
>>13124876
War. Huh. Yeah!
What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!

~~Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail~~

Anonymous
08/14/26(Fri)19:12:39 No.13126666

Anonymous 08/14/26(Fri)19:12:39 No.13126666

>>13123663
Energy is an accounting term.
Current flows most strongly in the path of least resistance, but an electromagnetic field propagates in all directions.

nkiq
08/14/26(Fri)19:13:42 No.13126671

nkiq 08/14/26(Fri)19:13:42 No.13126671

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kiss namefigss
lovf namefigs
cherish nameffigss

Your fortune: Good Luck

Starfig⋆
08/14/26(Fri)20:56:46 No.13126811

Starfig⋆ 08/14/26(Fri)20:56:46 No.13126811

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>>13126666 (quads)
unchecked quads
electromagnetic fields are chaos

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
08/14/26(Fri)21:20:16 No.13126841

Anonymous 08/14/26(Fri)21:20:16 No.13126841

>>13126654
you're another retarded lolcow

get a job

Anonymous
08/14/26(Fri)21:24:56 No.13126847

Anonymous 08/14/26(Fri)21:24:56 No.13126847

>>13126841
u are both spending time on the same website..

Starfig⋆
08/15/26(Sat)02:55:33 No.13127288

Starfig⋆ 08/15/26(Sat)02:55:33 No.13127288

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>>13126841
i have a job though
it's not much being a line cook at a dead end workplace
but at least i can put on and take off my schizoid mask while still being able to function around and amuse these normies
>>13126847
(you) tell 'em Anon

~~Your fortune: Average Luck~~

Man of Mystery
08/15/26(Sat)03:01:55 No.13127299

Man of Mystery 08/15/26(Sat)03:01:55 No.13127299

>>13123649
Starfig is officially my favorite namefig. Love the glasses by the way bruh ;^)

Starfig⋆
08/15/26(Sat)04:36:13 No.13127445

Starfig⋆ 08/15/26(Sat)04:36:13 No.13127445

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>>13127299 (dubs)
making sure your doubles don't go unchecked
but why though?
what makes me any different from an anon or another namefig?
bought these glasses on the way to work. was disappointed that they didn't have a frame around the lenses. the heart glasses had frames, why can't the five pointed star ones have a frame too?
it is H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS looking through those glasses. everything's all red, and i can't tell if I'm wearing them when i look in a mirror because everything is still all red.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Man of Mystery
08/15/26(Sat)04:40:57 No.13127449

Man of Mystery 08/15/26(Sat)04:40:57 No.13127449

>>13127445
You are the embodiment of funposting, Godspeed

Starfig⋆
08/15/26(Sat)04:50:22 No.13127461

Starfig⋆ 08/15/26(Sat)04:50:22 No.13127461

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0bwQr5xWY

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Man of Mystery
08/15/26(Sat)04:54:46 No.13127466

Man of Mystery 08/15/26(Sat)04:54:46 No.13127466

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>>13127461
;^) I know who you are

https://youtu.be/xn0w4hyE5k8?is=r-d4NL53jH1xhJ4q

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous
08/15/26(Sat)04:57:48 No.13127468

Anonymous 08/15/26(Sat)04:57:48 No.13127468

>>13127466
dubs of obliviousness

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Man of Mystery
08/15/26(Sat)05:00:42 No.13127469

Man of Mystery 08/15/26(Sat)05:00:42 No.13127469

>>13127468
Youre me, duh. Not that hard to put together, 'god', now coming why all the masks the play would be better if all the actors just took a break from their egos for a few minutes.

Starfig⋆
08/15/26(Sat)05:00:59 No.13127470

Starfig⋆ 08/15/26(Sat)05:00:59 No.13127470

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUioud7Qtsw

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Man of Mystery
08/15/26(Sat)05:06:25 No.13127474

Man of Mystery 08/15/26(Sat)05:06:25 No.13127474

>>13127470
https://youtu.be/bpOSxM0rNPM?is=o3hbnEL_eABk9zjd

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/15/26(Sat)11:51:49 No.13128052

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/15/26(Sat)11:51:49 No.13128052

~~Your fortune: Outlook good~~

Anonymous
08/15/26(Sat)12:05:05 No.13128064

Anonymous 08/15/26(Sat)12:05:05 No.13128064

>>13123645
they let you have computers in the retirement home?

Anonymous
08/15/26(Sat)12:05:39 No.13128067

Anonymous 08/15/26(Sat)12:05:39 No.13128067

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>>13127288
>still a wannabe lolcow

namefigs are cancer with aids

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/15/26(Sat)20:24:22 No.13128929

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/15/26(Sat)20:24:22 No.13128929

~~Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!~~

Starfig⋆
08/16/26(Sun)04:44:53 No.13129563

Starfig⋆ 08/16/26(Sun)04:44:53 No.13129563

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>>13128929
was watching my thread slide down page 10 at work and you bumped it before it fell off into the archives
san-q, but idk if i should be thanking you lole

Your fortune: Good Luck

Kyrie 愛 Eleison
08/16/26(Sun)12:47:38 No.13130293

Kyrie 愛 Eleison 08/16/26(Sun)12:47:38 No.13130293

>>13129563
>>13129563
>>13129563
in the meantime i shall thank you; thank you for not posting lewd, crude, or rude content
furthermore, thank you for posting>>>/o/>>>/c/: you created and shared something that did not exist prior to this which is what we all strive to encourage each other to do. you are based and i will continue bumping this magnum opus, whether to your pleasure or chagrin tho i do hope its the former

~~Your fortune: Very Bad Luck~~

Akemi Nakajima
08/16/26(Sun)12:53:11 No.13130305

Akemi Nakajima 08/16/26(Sun)12:53:11 No.13130305

>>13130293
What about me?
>>13123405

Kyrie 愛 Eleison
08/16/26(Sun)12:57:42 No.13130311

Kyrie 愛 Eleison 08/16/26(Sun)12:57:42 No.13130311

>>13130305
>>13130305
>>13130305
i really liked youre thread and actually did want to bump it beforehand but i would not want to teach other bearies bad words and personally do not want to bump an opee with a curse word as foul as the >>>/f/ word. i did like the thread from an aesthetic level thoughbeit. i would love to help you on your next endeavor

~~Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ~~

Kyrie 愛 Eleison
08/16/26(Sun)13:00:13 No.13130318

Kyrie 愛 Eleison 08/16/26(Sun)13:00:13 No.13130318

>>13130311
>>13130305
forget everything i said, youre thread is worth preserving (also I already bumped it lol why stop now) sorry for my hesitation and hypocrisy

~~Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ~~

Akemi Nakajima
08/16/26(Sun)13:08:42 No.13130333

Akemi Nakajima 08/16/26(Sun)13:08:42 No.13130333

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>>13130311
I agree. Profanity should not be tolerated. But I can’t help but feel infuriated when these people demean the beauty of a computer.

bump b c this thread is neithe(...)
08/16/26(Sun)13:17:04 No.13130341

bump b c this thread is neither lewd, crewd, or rewd 08/16/26(Sun)13:17:04 No.13130341

>>13130333
>>13130333
>>13130333
trips of understanding

~~Your fortune: Excellent Luck~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/16/26(Sun)19:56:02 No.13130994

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/16/26(Sun)19:56:02 No.13130994

~~Your fortune: Godly Luck~~

Anonymous
08/16/26(Sun)21:40:15 No.13131198

Anonymous 08/16/26(Sun)21:40:15 No.13131198

>>13123645
dude has my name

Cakeface
08/16/26(Sun)22:12:28 No.13131234

Cakeface 08/16/26(Sun)22:12:28 No.13131234

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>>13123645
Any name I want?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
08/16/26(Sun)23:23:19 No.13131335

Anonymous 08/16/26(Sun)23:23:19 No.13131335

>>13130293
>>13130311
>>13130318
>>13130341
>>13130994
kill yourself retarded spammer
kill

Anonymous
08/16/26(Sun)23:25:23 No.13131342

Anonymous 08/16/26(Sun)23:25:23 No.13131342

^^^^^^
anon having a meltie
^^^^^^

~~Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/17/26(Mon)10:16:16 No.13131947

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/17/26(Mon)10:16:16 No.13131947

>>13131234
>>13131234
L O L E
>>13131234
>>13131234

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/17/26(Mon)18:26:46 No.13132355

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/17/26(Mon)18:26:46 No.13132355

~~Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/18/26(Tue)06:13:29 No.13132968

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/18/26(Tue)06:13:29 No.13132968

~~Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/18/26(Tue)11:53:13 No.13133463

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/18/26(Tue)11:53:13 No.13133463

~~Your fortune: Outlook good~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/18/26(Tue)20:04:37 No.13134193

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/18/26(Tue)20:04:37 No.13134193

~~Your fortune: Bad Luck~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/19/26(Wed)03:47:47 No.13134641

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/19/26(Wed)03:47:47 No.13134641

~~Your fortune: Average Luck~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/19/26(Wed)13:43:29 No.13135313

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/19/26(Wed)13:43:29 No.13135313

~~Your fortune: Better not tell you now~~

Starfig⋆
08/19/26(Wed)21:33:31 No.13135847

Starfig⋆ 08/19/26(Wed)21:33:31 No.13135847

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>>13130293
Are you crudehumour223?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

normie god
08/19/26(Wed)21:41:22 No.13135874

normie god 08/19/26(Wed)21:41:22 No.13135874

>>13123645
Damn this post was really good. sorry your thread got raped by Kyrienigger, they did the same thing to mine

Kyrie 愛 Eleison
08/19/26(Wed)22:13:32 No.13135938

Kyrie 愛 Eleison 08/19/26(Wed)22:13:32 No.13135938

>>13135847
>>13135874
>>13135847
>>13135874
i am not crudehumor, I give you my word on this

~~Your fortune: Bad Luck~~

Cakeface
08/19/26(Wed)23:21:48 No.13136073

Cakeface 08/19/26(Wed)23:21:48 No.13136073

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I have returned.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
08/19/26(Wed)23:25:01 No.13136082

Anonymous 08/19/26(Wed)23:25:01 No.13136082

>>13135938
No, you're worse

Buttlol
08/19/26(Wed)23:31:51 No.13136100

Buttlol 08/19/26(Wed)23:31:51 No.13136100

Okie dokie I think I figured it out all by myself!

Starfig⋆
08/20/26(Thu)03:36:25 No.13136332

Starfig⋆ 08/20/26(Thu)03:36:25 No.13136332

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>>13136073

~~Your fortune: Better not tell you now~~

daily reminder bein' a namefig(...)
08/20/26(Thu)12:37:07 No.13136840

daily reminder bein' a namefig is so easy all you have to do is type a name into the name field 08/20/26(Thu)12:37:07 No.13136840

>>13136100
>>13136100
dubs confirm!!!
>>13136100
>>13136100

~~Your fortune: Very Bad Luck~~

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