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 No.13134039 Archived
>mfw i'm not dead

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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seuss
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 No.13134043
mfw i knocked the stars out of the heavens

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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seuss
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 No.13134046
File: mfw stars gone.webm (1.68 MB, 470x1080)
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>>13134039
>>13134043

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13134180
 No.13134180
>>13134039
That feel when I want to kill myself, but I'm too old to do that now because I want children, so I'm going to have to suffer through my steroid cycle so I'm fertile, get a woman to fuck me, for sure get her pregnant, then kill myself, all whilst staying fit and muscular because I'm a narcissist, too.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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seuss
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>>13134180
I have to write my Pulitzer winning novel on a vacation in Cuba because it's too quiet to do anything but walk on the beach, and I get laughed at by the locals because I don't drink or do drugs. But the novel and the fame will be funny because artificial intelligence are creating a vacuum where postpolitical stories are basically worthless, then I'll die at 67 years old as a virgin and an unmarried nice guy even though I had a great way with words.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13134260
 No.13134260
>>13134210
How the fuck are you supposed to write an interesting novel in a food expensive country as a straightedge virgin?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13134720
 No.13134720
>>13134043
>>13134046
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13135190
 No.13135190
>>13134180
>>13134210
>>13134260
>>13134720
Four zeros in a row.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13135862
 No.13135862
>>13135190
Make that five.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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