I wish a girl would fart in her boot then make me smell them lolYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13136440this is gross and disgusting unlike my pee fetish which is pure and noble
>>13136444Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
i wish a girl would sit on my face and fill my mouth with pee and nose with farts but alas i am unloveable
you're all a bunch of little bitches
>>13136492you're moms a bunch of little bitches
I wish a girl would love meI wish we would go shopping together and eat out together and then watch movies and hold hands and kiss sometimes
>>13136440What if she uses your ballsack to seal her asshole and then rips a fart before the gas escapes from the sides making a flapping sound.
>>13136500What if you got smashed between a car and a wall
>>13136507Would I die immediately?
Great thread.
>>13136440loleboots are made for walkin