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haunted demon bunghole
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Bulbous noggin
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Ape escape
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Josh is saving the world with this one.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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his name is not dmitry it is marcos
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macaco macaroon
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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I am awake
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13139357
are you a cat?
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>>13139683
nta but im a cat. sike
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meow meow pussy
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13140268
https://youtu.be/AjpFaCwMpJU
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what the dog doin
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the ape chronicles
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Dear diary,
OOK OOK AHH AHHA OOOOK UHAHAHAH
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meow
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>>13137207
FUCK YOU
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13141263
>>13141220
Thank you both for your posts. They encapsule my thoughts and emotions exactly.
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>>13141922
thankful encapsulation dubs
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in Japan if you die as a kid then your afterlife is stacking rocks into a little tower but right before you finish, an oni smashes it to pieces and you have to repeat the loop forever
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>>13142825
Thats not cool, why are the japanese gods so cruel
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>30 year old twink
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>>13143263
kys
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>>13143271
Hit a nerve?
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>>13143286
no just dont post that shit here you fucking freak
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>>13143300
Lol mad
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>>13143313
Yeah i'm fucking mad, I would smash your teeth with a brick if I could reach through the screen. Think yourself lucky.
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>>13143315
Why are you so angry?
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>>13143317
Because you exist. You and people like you exist and \i have share the planet with you. And then you have the nerve to come into the fucking monkey thread? Get the hell out
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>>13143321
It just seems odd. Did someone hurt you?
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>>13143330
A bit odd? You have pics of femboy biden on your computer nigga, and you're calling me a bit odd?? You think you can just come in here, in the goddam monkey thread, posting that shit? Please drive off a cliff, for the good of everyone. I'm pleading with you to kill yourself! I juts can't anymore
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>>13143334
Do you have schizophrenia?
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>>13143336
Do you have a frying pan? Take the pan and smash yourself in the face until you choke on your own teeth. Can you do that for me? Please??
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>>13143342
You need to relax
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>>13143344
Yeah you probaly right, nice double dubs
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the monkey
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i fucking hate monkeys
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>>13143606
Look at this retard! What a complete jackass with such a disturbed and insane opinion. DUDE you are total braindead fungus masquerading as a human being! How can you even look in the mirror without puke
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>>13143615
Maybe monkey thread isn't for you
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Really I am laighing so hard at you now. Hahaha. Thats me laughing. My sides are splitting I am crying with laugh. You are less than monkey, really, not even monkey level. Worse than monkey in brain and appearance and aroma. I would kill you and replace you with monkey. I would rather a monkey than you. You are nothing, not even moneky. Even a monkey will laugh at you and cry for you with ptiy.
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udderly ridiculous child predation allegations
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>>13143619
Mayeb you should simply end yourself. I love monkey. If you don't love monkey then you are a NIGGER yeah I said it
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Some people get too absorbed in the monkey and start to lose sight of what really matters
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with this STUPID fucking MONKEY! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking monkeys! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking monkeys, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MONKEY THIS, MONKEY THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking monkeys on the [s4s] section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>13142920
because racecar

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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What compels a person to come to an anonymous imageboard and attempt to post monkeys for themselves, to stand out amongst a crowd who neither has nor needs a monkey? One explanation could be that they are pathological monkey posters. While posting monkeys can be a normal human behavior, excessive monkey posting may be due to a personality disorder and elicit negative responses from others who have no such need.

It suggests that person considers themselves and their need for monkeys more important than others, and may come across as self-centered, arrogant or narcissistic. It may be viewed as a weakness that elicits an instinctive negative response from people who don't have that weakness themselves. Additionally it might be seen as disruptive, insincere and tiresome if exaggerated drama is the result of posting the monkey.
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>>13143632
Monkeys matter
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Stupit monchy
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stupit manchen
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This monkey isn't even the right colors! Where is QA heads are gonna roll
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Damn ape is causing pandemonium
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Hey gang! This thread is actually not an invitation to post detailed descriptions of how penises feel inside you!!!!
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Well why didn't you say so earlier
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