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How would you react if your dad told you that the nut that impregnated your mom with you was one of the best nuts that he ever had in his life, period

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13137824
i would probably cry

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13137824
what if I told you that while it's very difficult to get money ...all they ever did was to have people specifically to take it away from ..if you don't comply
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my dad would like openly mock my mom in front of me about how she didn't give him enough hummers lol
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>>13137824
my dad probably won't give a fuck about anything just like my mom lol
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>>13137833
dubs
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>>13137834
thamk for le check
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>>13137824
how could you possibly know which nut it was that impregnated someone? do you think people just have sex once every couple weeks?
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>>13137856
my dad always told me that i was made somewhere in Italy
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>>13137856
Sometimes you just know

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13137824
then your mom comes in behind you, smelling like milk, and adds that when she gave birth to you she came so hard it broke her spine and that's why she's in a wheelchair



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