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Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!
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>>13138742
THE PAPERE
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Post the CD link.
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nother piece of shit paper mentioning the most boring topics and most annoying namefags possible
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>>13138746
https://voca.ro/143esql0Wdf2
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>>13138750
s4s is a leftist reddit-tier board.
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>>13138752
I think it's boring people gaslighting each other into thinking they're funny
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>>13138752
Mymm and you are the most kawaii cute lebft leaning nicer there is right?
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>>13138742
I hope rupert lives forever he is too nice not to
I hope we get like an .webm of him enjoying or going crazy with catnip.
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Greetints, citizens! We'll be on patrol later today...that is all, carry on.
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>>13138754
i personally use my right hand a lot and stand up pretty straight am i doing something wrong

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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love news
love you
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>>13138742
solid reporting as usual Josh :^)

I like the first story and the kafka op ed
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>>13138742
Two shit papers in a row.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13138742
Best papre in a while

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13138742
im so mad i cant read i want to enjoy the papre
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Happy everyone enjoyed my word search

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13126625
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>>13138742
hey my silly frog made it in there

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13138843
congrats on making le pape
nice singles as well
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>>13138796
u can learn to read its easy
just pirate the englit dlc and it will auto update ur brain when you nap
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>>13138937
so sad this advice will never reach anon because he can't read it
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>>13138952
i activated text to speech on his s4s interface hopefully he has that installed
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>>13138937
yarr, this be a great idea matey, just be sure ye don't pirate the pirate englit dlc by mistake
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>>13138742
saving papre from page 8
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lots of people come to the paper thread to say the paper is bad, but if the paper didn't matter, they wouldn't be coming in the first place LOLE
this means you are doing great work every week ploop
I especially like nyaa printing
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>>13138742
When it was in maintainence.
If you check the archive, this was the first page your going to see.
Hahahahahhahahzhzhz haaaa.......~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13139619
Wait, so what you're saying is your forced thread failed and you got raped? True lol!
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>>13139626
Shut up nigga.
I'll peg you real hard.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13139626
please calm down

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13138742
I read th epaper
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>>13138750
Nothing ever happens on this board. Every post is just a random sentence, not even funny, they aren't even memes it's just spam.
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>>13138742
best moment of mtmy week
readinge le papre
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>>13139804
It's called funposting and it's art
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I love funpositng!
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>>13139854
Exactly! They do not understand the ways of the meme
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>>13139865
Kids thinking they're being original for being edgy and shocking on the internet when that shtick has been done and overdone since the 2000s.
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>>13140396
I'm 67
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>>13138744
>>13139611
dubs within thread...

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13139854
Yes, it's very fun to post one off random sentences that never go anywhere with a bunch of anons. Super fun time!
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>>13140790
The humour here is random.
Sometimes you get it, sometimes you don't.
Don't force it, is all.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13140794
When the board is about humor it's not funny anymore. It's going to be forced anyway. For example /tv/ is a very funny board partly becasue it's not supposed to be, it already has a topic unrelated to humor.
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>>13140796
Hmm, everyone has their taste I guess.
It is what it is. I for one laughed a lot.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13140796
the more this place can be about having fun in our own stupid ways and making original content the better i don't see the problem

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13140840
There are no original memes from this board, except for bury pink. It's just spam, I guess spam can technically be original, but that doesn't make it good.
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>>13140891
Also this paper proves my point even further, "memes of the week". Memes arise naturally, you shouldn't need to make a list of memes that happened this week, that's inauthentic and forced, same goes for every other segment of the paper. You guys are ngmi basically is what I'm saying.
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>>13140893
ur mom is ngmi after my fat cock LOL
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>>13140893
Okay I am just saying you do not get this board fren it is all a big joke. Our memes are memes within memes, a meme matrix if you will. Im fact pur memes are memes. This board? A meme, the contents? A meme. The conversattions within the board? A meme upon a meme upon conversation itself.
Your funposting level is far too low, you have much to learn if you really REALLY want to funpost and make your dremes (your memes) a reality.
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>>13140908
DROPPED my fortune mods do not ban me

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13140893
We are but a small community here.
I exchange humour however I want.
I don't care what outsider think of our meme whether it succeeds or not.
Its us having fun that matters over quality.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13140893
fun police wants to talk about whats inauthentic and forced

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13140908
You guys have serious mental issues. Seeing so many people here complain about the captcha just proves my point, can't hold a thought in your head for more than 5 seconds which reflects the post quality too. But at least it's harmless so I'll leave your containment board alone.
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cp_well? poster is the only one who has ever made me laugh on this board. everyone else is trying too hard and failing miserably
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>>13140794
two people in that image got dubs, how cool is that?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13141165
Yeah...

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13141165
What are the odds??

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13140840
agreed with mr the (br)ass guy here, even if the board isn't funny to most people, posters having fun making OC and creating projects like the 30+ albumes makes the board worth keeping around. but as always you can playe it your waye...ses for ses(tm)

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13139611
haters gonna hate
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>>13141522
dubcheccers gonna checc them dubs
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board fast again
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>>13142077
dubs check again

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13138742
rupert's getting old

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13138750
why are namefags even a thing?
>>13140403
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>>13142407
namefags are probably the most interesting creatures to obseve on this board. everyone else is playing by the rules, just spamming, it's basically stimming for you guys, fine. but namefags want to be recognized in this sea of spammers, which is a whole new type of subhuman than regular namefags you see in other more coherent boards. especially that bavi guy, so insufferable
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>>13138742
BAZED
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>>13139626
pretty much every thread is forced and failed
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>>13140407
old
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13141049
how come i dont see /a/ on this chart?
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>>13143700 (dubs)
Look closer fren!
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>>13143708
/a/ should be on the left side beccause it is the trinity with /jp/ and [s4s]
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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kyrie is ruining the board again so there will be no news this week
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>>13144812
Understandable, have a great day/night

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13144812
but there has to be news
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>>13144812
you can make the news by making oc instead of whining constantly

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13147179
we do needs oc

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13141165
nice
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13144812
huey lewis took a week of vacation time so he will also not be here

Your fortune: Average Luck
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tomorrow's issue is number 77! we should definitely "check" that one out :^D

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13148838
lole I definitely will!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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the time is nigh

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13144812
report his threads
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>>13149605
soon
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>>13150000
QUADS CONFIRNM

Your fortune: Average Luck
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its been 76 issues tbh ploop just probably gave up every paper dies eventually its over its a wrap

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13150404
I get that but this is still not outside of papre posting time, I was mostly just checking those digits :^)

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13150406
yet you didnt check my rare dubs? wow rude

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13150411
my apologies in that poster's stead, checked those and checked these as well...have a pleasant time...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13138742
i was genuinely thinkin there's a need for an s4s journal until i saw this papere

HOW OLD IS THIS PAPER?
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>>13150616
gotta work on image formattin ngl
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>>13150616
Probably older than you LOLE LOLE okay that was mean sorry but geez how new are you this thread is always on the catalogue for the last couple of years
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>>13150616
This is Ploop's: Esforesquire, since Sat 01 Mar 2025 till now.
There is Munch: The Topkek Tribune, since 24 Jan 2021 until 15 Jul 2024.
There is Anonymous: Lel Times, since the beginning? Till Sun 02 Apr 2017.
I'm not sure if there is any paper in 2018-2021.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13150616
what is that filename

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13150616
how old are you no offense

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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It's actually impressive how kyrie ruined [s4s] so much that he actually drove away prevalent OC creators from the board.
Imagine being that much of a piece of shit.
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I'll give Ploop a day or 2 before saying something.
If however they don't.
Hahahahahahahahahah.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha.
Lets see how it goes.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13150647
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>>13138742
Nice paper



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