***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***>>1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as-f*g >>> -figf*ck >>> fugsh*tposting >>> funpostingret*rd>> funny mantroll >>> master rusemanlol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lolenewf*g >>> fig newton>>3. if a person uses green text>like thisalways respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!Your fortune: Outlook good
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Why is this board such a crybaby reddit zone for underaged newfags who need to KYS?I mean seriously it's 2016 and this board is still the equivalent of a tumblr no-trump-safespace for feminists. What do we need another Gamergate or something?I like how you triggered SJWs feel the need to scream "muh /pol/" and "muh site invasion". It's like you phone posters don't realize that this is not a Weeb site. We do not need a manga board and all the NEETs pushing for Loli boards need to take a break from this site.In fact over 30 of the boards on this site are non-weeb boards, kinda BTFO's all the Gookmoot supporters if you ask me. I think it's time to stop shit posting. In addition I think that the mods should resticky the swimming dogs post.Frogposters are not cancer, but anime posters are. It's fine if you wanna sperg out and delete /pol/ but there are a bunch of us here who just want to discuss Reddit and 4chan in a meta fashion.Stop trying to enforce GR15; it's literally a meme. A bunch of you newfags memed hatred for ponies into existence and now all you do is cry about it like a bunch of autistic normies. Get over yourselves.I'm also really sick of all this anonfagging that you shills keep doing. Use a name and stop trying to bring back Chanology. Guy Fawkes is a meme, and not the good kind. It's like all you normies just want to post memes on the secret club so you come to /s4s/ for "ebin gets" and Bane posting.All in all, this board is more or less just an echo chamber for tripfags to LARP. I can't wait for this /s4s/ meme to be over.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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