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I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.
I've been lurking /s4s/ for two days now. This will be my first and last post.

/s4s/ is the most cancerous board in all of 4chan. /s4s/ is even worse than /v/ or /b/. I mean those boards are cancerous, but there is a shred of actual content here or there. I've probed /s4s/ all the way through and its pure cancer. You maggots pride yourself on OC and quality, and there is none. It's nothing but spam, dubschecking, and some fucked up namefag roleplay. I know you're going to say 'its ironic', but it's not. Maybe a couple of people are posting this shit ironically, but the majority of the posts are sincere. You can tell by how buttmad they get at the slightest criticism.

How can anyone be amused by dubs? It's a fucking number! It's like an infant amused by shaking a rattle. Grow the fuck up.

I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.

The only OC I've seen in the past 2 days is horribly drawn, horribly thought out ms paint crap. The rest are pictures taken off tumblr and given a stupid name. 'lol it says walruse, but it's a seal' Thats lame shit, and it stopped being funny when I was 10.

I'm done now. You can start spamming your ascii 'art', and disregard everything I've said. Don't worry, I know exactly where >>>/b/ is. I'm not going there though, I'm going to a board with actual content, something you simpletons wouldn't understand.
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>>13152922
nice dubs

>>13152919
pic related
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>>13152919
>notices the anons are retarded, autistic, manchildren, pedophiles, and some are a combination of the four

yes it's the worst board
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epic
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Can someone explain to me the point of this board. I look at the catalog and it's pure faggotry, like you misspell animals names or just replace the name with a vaguely similar animal, is that the type of shit that makes you laugh? Did you fucking leave the sixth grade?
I know moot made this board as april fool's joke, still I don't get why he kept it? Yeah I GET IT, you're trying to be ironic and I guess take the piss out of reddit culture? But irony/satire only works when you're in the face of the person you're satirizing.
But this board is a fucking echo chamber of shit posting and the fact that there are namefags on this board proves you faggots are past the point of irony. You've become what you were originally satirizing. Do you find it cathartic? I dont get it.
Just look at the catalog, does a single, one fucking thread make any sense.
No.
If you guy's were really contained and sort of like a snow-globe of shit, I wouldn't care. But now I cant even go to my fucking home board without seeing shit like
>tbh
>smh
>fam
>imo
Thats all this board has done, fucking permeate shitposting to the rest of the boards. I hope hiro fucking sees through your incessant faggotry and deletes this board for good. I'm already working on a thread on /qa/ to point out that problem. In the meantime plebbiters, enjoy your shitposting, it wont last.
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This is a good board. The goodest board on this site.
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>>13152955
It's okay no one expect a retard like yourself to get it. Don't hurt your brain for overthinking about it.
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>>13152919
that's a tasty pasta

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13152955
Excuse me, but whom're you quoting?
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I fucking hate you all. You’re all a bunch of useless, autistic weaboo cunts. All you do all day is masturbate your fucking short dick, watch shitty Japanese cartoons and post nonsense on this stupid god damned board. What is this board even for? Have you seen the shit these retards post here? Its all post humor hipster nonsense. Why can’t you just laugh at shit normal people find funny? Why do you feel the need to be so fucking different and unique that you have to come to this stupid fucking website for your kicks? Is it because you didn’t have any friends in school? Is that it? You can’t just go on Facebook and Instagram and look at your dumb memes like everyone else, oh no, that would make you a “normie.” So instead you come here of all places, to unload your unfunny trash onto the internet and circle jerk your dumb buddies cocks off. You make me sick. Reply this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>13152964
I don't understand a single word you say, [s4s]! I don't understand whats ebin about the things you call ebin! Whats so funny about "topkek"? It's just a brand of cake. How is that a meme? Whats so funny about "fishe"? I don't understand whats funny about misspelling an animal's name! What do you mean by "lole"? Why cant you just say lol? And whats with "ass," anyway? Ass? What about it? What about "dubs"? There's something special about repeating digits? When it comes to the content of the post, why are dubs better? Why do you prefer dubs? Don't they just derail threads? Whats so great about spamming your favorite anime? "its established [s4s] culture"? Why do you say this? That just makes you annoying! It's much better when its posted organically! THAT'S worthy of being "[s4s] culture"! Whats so cool about your thread being stickied? That's just fifteen minutes of fame! Why is every single meme here forced? Stop writing "fag" as "fig"! Stop writing "fuck" as "fug"! There's nothing funny about this! Good fortunes, bad fortunes, reply hazy... What about them? How do these help with checking your privilege? If you didn't see others spam, "check em" you wouldn't even notice those results at all! Listening to inane rambling about "irony" is not fun! Soda Monkey, Yuji Sakai, and Spikeman attacking Yosho all mean nothing to me! I have zero understanding as to whats funny about them! All your other phrases are confusing, too! Dubs confirming, hearing through secondhand sources, every post deserving a reply…What do you mean by "these phrases are ebin"? purple palm tree, froge, Gippo Dudee…Don't act like you know them because you saw a screencap! I can't funpost about them at all if you pretend you were here when they were! When you start greentexting, I have no idea who you're quoting! Talk to me in your own words! Whats a "nicer"? What does "nicer" mean? I don't understand! I don't understand a single word you’ve ever said at all, [s4s]!
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>>13152955
nice dubs now check these
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>>13152919
>I'm going to a board with actual content,
There's a 4chan board with actual content?!
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>>13152978
ebin inverted fore! digits

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13152988
Nice gif.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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thread full of old copypasta and I can’t tell if people are falling for it or it’s just op samefagging

Ure so lucky they took out ip counter
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>>13153017
it's obvious it's old because ascii art got filtered on the whole website like a full decade ago most people on here right now have never even seen it
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>>13152988
checked
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>>13153023
>island

you dream being like epstein
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>>13153024
over a decade old damnn
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>>13153066
is it true that gippo is m00t
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>>13152988
Epic
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>>13152919
lole
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>>13152919
>I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.
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>>13153104

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13152919
BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13152919
s4s is mimic board, if you don't like mimic you should GO BACK THERE



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