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We need to settle this age old question.
What is objectively the best fruit?

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persimmon
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>>13152991
I thought that was two wrinkly penises.
Due to their genetic diversity and multiple applications, I'd have to say Apples objectively.

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your dad hehe
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Probably mango, although my personal favorites are cherimoya, pineapple, and fig. Cara Cara orange in season are amazing too.
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>>13152999
trips of unfathomable incorrectitude, absolutely fruitarded
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Oranges. They provide orange slices, orange juice, orange zest and helmets for cade. The peels also are the best thing for cleaning your garbage disposal.
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Objectively best fruit should be something that contains Vitamin C, as its vitally important. Strawberries contain as much as oranges. Strawberries require no annoying peeling, do not squirt acid into your eyes and are a very romantic fruit. You cannot engage in bedroom fruit-play with orange. For many reasons the strawberry is the superior fruit, better than orange.
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>>13153115
While you're enjoying your moldy allergen berries that aren't even a fruit, oranges can be enjoyed in the bedroom by either gender, and they're tough enough to take it.
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>>13152991
omaoe

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>>13153134
Thats not even a word neber mind a fruit
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>>13153123
Whatever you are doing with orange in bedroom, i don't want to know. Its not romantic like strawberry, which is a fruit! Never mind what the dictionary says, its known to all as a fruit. Its the most popular fruit in the UK which is also objectively the best country.
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>>13153102
reasonable

>>13153115
you're wrong, I say this as someone who grow strawberries and not oranges

>>13153144
fuck you, fuck the UK, as if those retards known anything about good produce
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>>13153171
>you're wrong, I say this as someone who grow strawberries and not oranges

Another reason why strawberry superior to orange. Its very easy to grow, any idiot can do it! Nothing I said is wrong, point out the wrong you can't its all fact.
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>>13153180
Strawberries are the stem not the flower and we all know going after there stems is gay, not to mention they're glans shaped.

Meanwhile oranges are bobb shaped and can be an early way to agp whether you have a stem or not. Bobb's are never gay always straight so likened orange is the superior choice.
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>>13153049
Why come?

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>>13152991
I thiiiiiink I like dragin fruit the mostest



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