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long-distance karate lessons
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mank¬!
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chop it mash it
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Mank donger suck
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punch kick, it's all in the mind

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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turn-based cooking
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pan-fried karate chops
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kung fu kitchen
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wank
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I like this image its a very funny monkey face it made me laugh. I don't know what you are talking about though.
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>>13158511
Thanks for getting dubs in the Introducing a Monkey thread, but what is being talked about is video conference martial arts, and/or the liability factor involved inasmuch & such
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It could that the lessons are long distance, or that the karate itself is long distance, eg the 1 mile strike technique where you can knock someone out from 1 mile away
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such techniques are unknown and forbidden to the ordinary mank
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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fuck monke

>>13158377
>>13158511
dub
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AI-powered toothbrush with an integrated 100,000 pixel camera
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Air conditioned jock strap



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