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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
>>1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

>>2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

>>3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

>>4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

>>5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

>>6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face (unless they are rude dubs)
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

>>7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).

>>8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

>>9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.

>>10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Kyrie cares about this board so little he can't even copy the fignewton copypasta properly

1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, or >>>/pol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.

9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared<

11. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13157978
og only had >>10 but that's okay youre newfig i cant hold that against u

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13158011
You forgot rule 11 the dubs rule and you split rule 7 in half for no reason, besides being an idiot.
The original guide is here and I copied it exactly you lying piece of garbage. No I'm not checking your stolen spammer dubs
https://s4s-education.neocities.org/edu-2
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And you left out the original rule 10. Seriously how can you claim to like/serve this board when you can't even be fr*cked to put in the tiniest amount of effort to get our lore right? Seriously go fr*ck off back to >>>/b/ where you belong.
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>>13158018
>>13158017
you call people idiots. fake nicer. blocked and restraining order

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13158026
retard
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>>13158026
I don't have to be nice to meanspirited spamming jerks trying to ruin our board. In fact you could say being mean to this kind of person serves a greater niceness.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13158030
>>13158029
>>>/b/

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13158026
>>13158487
go back, trolls
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>>13158492
*spins >>360°farenheight and goes back*

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13158030
>i dont have to be nice to idiots spammers spamming the spam board
okay man
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>>13158487
/b/ is unusable nowadays :(
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>>13158026
Suck my cock and choke on it i aint going anywhere
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>>13159441
>>>/b/
>>13159002
yeah it suggs b c rude, lewd, & creed pls donut tolerate ebil

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13159705
You know what else sucks? Your mother on my cock last night LOL

Your fortune: Good Luck



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