Hello anon why don't you introduce yourself
>>13159155No way!
hello everyone my name is alfred brown i'm a 39 year old repressed bisexual man and last year my 8 year old son died and now i'm really depressed because my wife divorced me and my daughter hates me because they think my reckless alcoholism and smoking caused the fire that burned down our house and killed him so now i have to venture into the abandoned hospital in the next town over in hopes of convincing the undead necromancer who lives there to bring my son back to life
>>13159157Anon please tell us about yourself
>>13159155 (dubs)if I did, I wouldn't be anonymous any more
>>13159155Dubs, I am Xiao.I harrass gooners.I protect little sisters.I am a fox, potato gendered.Call me old man.Finally my favourite hobby is talking with you guys.Be respectful to me and I will respect you.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13159159OK!!My name is anon,and I am nice,I like to eat,especially rice!!
Oh you mean't anon!Are namefigs included?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13159166Hey Xiao, introduce yourself!!
>>13159171He already did though
>>13159171Already did :3 >>13159161Your fortune: Bad Luck
Why should I, Josh? :^)Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>13159174>>13159173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhPY-gdLH9s
>>13159180Introduce yourself Potter!Your fortune: Outlook good
get Ariana Grande to be Nagatoro in the live action movie
Hello nigger
introducingYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13159211You realize she's dying, right?
I am anon I am a ret*rd and browse s4s
>>13159429Woah! Interesting!!!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
hi im avogadoposter i think by now i have about 9k (im nor really sure) posts on 4chan by now check them all out lole
WelcomeTo Jurassic Park
>>13159155>55Hello my name is "aqua team hunger force theme song starts playing"
>>13159424she'll be better after taking time off (her tour is done)
>>13159448She won't...
>>13159453
>>13159457lol
>>13159458she gave me bones fetish
>>13159459Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13159453wewwhat happened to her?
>>13159461
>>13159465Hollywood
>>13159453>>13159466I'm sorry but these women don't even come close to the 2D
>>13159469
hmmmmm nice try namefag
My name is Anon in real life (well its a family nickname and its Nona/Nonny)
>>13159501That's a girls' name
>>13159501>>13159503By the legal articles of the [s4s] federation you are required, by law, to proclaim yourself a female, if called out.
>>13159515By the legal articles of the natural world I am required, by law, to fornicate with your mother every day and night, repeatedly.
>>13159523That's our mother you're talking about, you sick fuck.
>>13159515im nonbinaryyyy :3
>>13159532this nigga got a cock i called it
>>13159529What grandpa doesn't know won't hurt him
>>13159537>>13159532By the legal articles of the [s4s] rudefederacy, you are required, by law, to insert your gock into this anon's bussy.
>>13159537KEEEK
>>13159543well if the law says so
>>13159537You'll rarely see a woman saying that they're nonbinary because they know saying they're female will get them more attentionYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13159551>be nb tmasc>say ur nonbinary>pass bcos women want attentionthis shit easy
>>13159555im glad i don't know what the fug you're talking about
>>13159555Nice trips, but who are you quoting?Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13159561TRIPPIESSSSSYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13159560FUH u