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Riku Archived
 No.13166015
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 No.13166015 Archived
I find tribute vids to be hot ngl, like it’s just a dick being jerked if you ignore the photo, and dick is hot
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13166020
 No.13166020
aren't you a woman
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Anonymous
 No.13166023
 No.13166023
You don’t need to do this Konata Brown
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Riku
 No.13166025
 No.13166025
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>>13166020
Last time i checked I was so yes
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Riku
 No.13166026
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>>13166023
Express my porn interest in a board where most people post porn?
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13166031
 No.13166031
>>13166025
well it would make sense you like to look at dicks this conversation isn't notable
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Anonymous
 No.13166034
 No.13166034
>>13166015
I kinda get the appeal in away, like with those videos of them jacking off on anime figurines I could imagine it being hot filming one of those myself, but I feel nothing watching other people do it. Probably because I'm straight and it just feels like I'm just watching dudes jerk it.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Riku
 No.13166037
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>>13166031
Well true I’m just horny posting bc I’m to lazy to see porn
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Riku
 No.13166040
 No.13166040
>>13166034
Just imagine having to clean the figure afterwards… I feel like that would be a bit embarrassing
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Anonymous
 No.13166041
 No.13166041
>>13166040
You just know those figurines are mad expensive too lole why I'd never do it myself

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13166051
 No.13166051
>>13166037
Even though you're not my type, I'd post my dick cumming for your, but I have a birthmark on it. It's really too bad, I know I have a nice dick. A gave the chick who shaves my body cockshock the first time she saw it (completely flaccid, too, btw) and her boyfriend is 6'5" and 250lbs of pure muscle. And no, she wasn't just being nice, I happened to run into her later and she gave me a VERY obvious "you want some, just hit on me" wink.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13166054
 No.13166054
>>13166051
>she gave me a VERY obvious "you want some, just hit on me" wink.
Bro, I fucking HATE this shit. I go to the doctor, I make some jokes, and at the end of the appointment she gives me "that look" when seeing me out

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Riku
 No.13166057
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>>13166051
1- thanks for the offer I guess
2- dicks can get birthmarks??
3- that did not happen
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Anonymous
 No.13166065
 No.13166065
>>13166057
Hey, don't take away one of the few moments in my life I've ever been complimented by a woman (albeit indirectly). And yes, dicks can get birthmarks.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13166066
 No.13166066
>>13166065
It's okay anon, I believe you have a nice dick.
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Anonymous
 No.13166073
 No.13166073
>>13166065
nice cock anon

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Riku
 No.13166082
 No.13166082
>>13166065
Sorry for doubting you anon
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Moloko
 No.13166083
 No.13166083
>>13166057
Any part of our bodies can hv birthmarks
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Riku
 No.13166088
 No.13166088
>>13166083
Oh hey Moloko, I missed seeing your art
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Anonymous
 No.13166126
 No.13166126
>>13166015
I find it hard to believe there aren't tons of videos of dudes jerking off without photos present as well
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Anonymous
 No.13166129
 No.13166129
>>13166126
I've never gone searching for these types of videos, but I assume it's because most videos of men masturbating are framed the same as female videos, ie, focusing on the entire body, instead of focusing on the penis and the ejaculate like tribute videos are.
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Riku
 No.13166135
 No.13166135
>>13166129
Word, I like just seeing the dick cuz I can imagine whatever face and body I want
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Anonymous
 No.13166140
 No.13166140
>>13166135
Do you like imagining yourself in an anonymous reverse harem orgy a la gloryholeswallow? Cause that's hot. Don't tell anyone that in real life unless you want to risk settling for a loser, though.
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Riku
 No.13166147
 No.13166147
>>13166140
Nope I don’t like orgys, I think sex is a special bond between two people as dorky as that might sound
i normally imagine a guy that looks like Paul Dano jerking off to me
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Anonymous
 No.13166160
 No.13166160
>>13166147
So not even one cock using you at a time?
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Riku
 No.13166165
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>>13166160
Well yeah, I’m kinda into BDSM
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Anonymous
 No.13166167
 No.13166167
>>13166165
You'd definitely like gloryholeswallow then, check them out.
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Anonymous
 No.13166174
 No.13166174
>>13166054
this fkn loser goes to the doctor what are you a woman
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Moloko
 No.13166192
 No.13166192
>>13166088(dubs)
Arts...hmm

>>13166135
Most of the time it's just watching some fat, hairy guy jerking off with a sexy actress or an anime figure who's either way too busty or a loli. I think it's better to watch videos of people using toys, like it would these anime real height
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Anonymous
 No.13166195
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>>13166026
a brave defender of our right 2b freaky

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13166316
 No.13166316
>>13166015
>>13166146
between these two posts I have to wonder: when are you going to take the plunge and post your photo to get tributed? (not here please it would be an utter shitshow)
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Anonymous
 No.13166350
 No.13166350
Is this a K thread? Repulsive
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Riku
 No.13166478
 No.13166478
>>13166167
Not really, I can’t get off if I don’t imagine a face and those focus on the woman
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Anonymous
 No.13166482
 No.13166482
>>13166478
Post your smelly feet.
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Riku
 No.13166484
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>>13166316
Hmm I’m not very sexy and I would be a little worried of a lewd photo of me being archived in the internet, plus I already posted myself on /s4s/ just not my face
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Riku
 No.13166486
 No.13166486
>>13166482
I clean my feet anon, you should too (°_°)
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Anonymous
 No.13166498
 No.13166498
>>13166486
You're a neet right?
Then post your smelly neet feet.
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Riku
 No.13166511
 No.13166511
>>13166498
>neet
Not at all! I go outside and have friends, I just don’t got a job
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Anonymous
 No.13166512
 No.13166512
>>13166511
There's a difference between a neet and a hikikomori
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Anonymous
 No.13166513
 No.13166513
>>13166511
NEET only means Not in Education, Employment, or Training
the term only only applies to those things
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Anonymous
 No.13166516
 No.13166516
>>13166484
If you want us to post a tribute vid to you on s4s you need to give us a picture. That's what you're fishing for, right?
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Anonymous
 No.13166547
 No.13166547
>>13166478
It sounds like you'd like actually joining the sex club inside a porn shop and fucking all the guys through gloryholes whilst imagining that they're Paul Dano.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13166553
 No.13166553
>>13166065
After consulting with ChatGPT, the reasons why this happened despite having a six inch walk around, six and a half inches if I cut hard, penis is because:
1. I'm veiny even when flaccid
2. I've been told that my head is "huge"

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13166555
 No.13166555
>>13166547
Classic
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Riku
 No.13166621
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>>13166547
I’ll just prefer to marry a guy that looks like Paul Dano, fucking strangers sounds to awkward
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Anonymous
 No.13166718
 No.13166718
>>13166621
You get cock drunk really fast and loosen up, even if you don't cum.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Riku
 No.13166894
 No.13166894
>>13166718
Well sex and porn are like an addiction so makes sense, tho I want to marry a virgin so I think I should also stay one
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Anonymous
 No.13166966
 No.13166966
>>13166894
what have you already done

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Riku
 No.13166999
 No.13166999
>>13166966
Well I have touched myself but u haven’t penetrated myself bc im scared ill bleed
And rubbed my nipples, that’s about it
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Anonymous
 No.13167026
 No.13167026
>>13166999
you also got trips!! yaaaaayyyy

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13167272
 No.13167272
>>13166999
going to post a tribute video to this post and these trips
brb
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Anonymous
 No.13167636
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>>13166015
would you masturbate for them?

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13167694
 No.13167694
>>13167636
this picture is so gay is this real?? lmfao

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13168139
 No.13168139
>>13166066
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13168559
 No.13168559
>>13166511
dubs

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13168618
 No.13168618
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>>13166015
i'm a skinny twink with an 8.5 inch dick can i post myself to you on discord
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Anonymous
 No.13168621
 No.13168621
if ur actually konata with brown hair we should be frens. i will write a song tribute to u. but if ur a real 3d person i will write a sad tribute about how konata isnt real
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Riku
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>>13168621
Time to write a sad song
>>13168618
8 inche? Sounds Painful
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Anonymous
 No.13168848
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>>13168755
probably. i bought XL condoms and they were too small which makes me feel like a freak. if i can't be porn material for you can you at least post your stinky feet
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Riku
 No.13168854
 No.13168854
>>13168848
For the last time my feet are CLEAN
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Anonymous
 No.13168857
 No.13168857
>>13168854
wear condoms on your feet pls
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Anonymous
 No.13168865
 No.13168865
>>13168854
not preferable but i can work with it. my discord is sugarpuddings
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Anonymous
 No.13169208
 No.13169208
>>13166555
trips

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13169658
 No.13169658
>>13166966
dubs

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13169663
 No.13169663
This thread really didn't deserve attention but this is the namefig world we live in
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Anonymous
 No.13170079
 No.13170079
>>13168755
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13170082
 No.13170082
>>13169663
Just a foidfig thirstbaiting the esforest.
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Anonymous
 No.13170205
 No.13170205
>>13170082
I don't trust that anyone is a girl who claims to be
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Anonymous
 No.13170212
 No.13170212
>>13170205
it's a good policy. not even just because they might be a fake grill, but also because any female that advertises their femaleness on [s4s] is probably best kept at arms' length
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Anonymous
 No.13170216
 No.13170216
>>13166015
leave my eyes alone.
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Anonymous
 No.13170667
 No.13170667
>>13166553
You know what, fuck it, I've worked up the courage and used angles and lighting to hide the birthmark. Do you want me to fill up a condom or cum on some paper towels?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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