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 No.13170536 Archived
I haveny ate in 4 days but I'm too emaciated to walk to the store
idk what I'm accomplishing by posting this
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Anonymous
 No.13170539
 No.13170539
you're not going to die from walking retard
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seuss
 No.13170540
 No.13170540
>>13170536
I don't have any money for food, so I couldn't buy any if I wanted to.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13170541
 No.13170541
continue not eating until you are not fat you fat piece of fucking shit
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Catfish
 No.13170542
 No.13170542
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I look pale and gaunt too

https://youtu.be/_Ol9Mm0miq4?is=MKOrnzU2-cVA19JV

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Catfish
 No.13170551
 No.13170551
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who gives a fuck

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13170555
 No.13170555
maybe drink a heavy lager or ipa
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Catfish
 No.13170558
 No.13170558
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>>13170555
my boss was worried about me cuz I'm so exhausted and he's like the only person who is understanding with me
https://youtu.be/-V97ECdX1nE?is=MnHUSFHRIvAnLZAf

like I NEED to eat but I'm so tired

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13170562
 No.13170562
maybe go hang out in grippy sock jail
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Catfish
 No.13170569
 No.13170569
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>>13170562
lol is that a detox reference
they always be giving u the grippy socks

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13170572
 No.13170572
>>13170536
going that long without eating isn't healthy even if you're fat

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170574
 No.13170574
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ok I need to eat something I'm literally hallucinating and having muscle spasms
I'm not complaining so much as I am bitching
bbl

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Yuji Sakai
 No.13170582
 No.13170582
>>13170569
one time i went to the psych ward because i didn't eat for 5 days (this was when i had a job)
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Catfish
 No.13170587
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>>13170582
I've been trying to off myself for the last 13 years but I'm too fucking resilient

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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seuss
 No.13170589
 No.13170589
>>13170587
I've been hospitalized a bunch of times but none of the times I've gone there have been as fatal as some home episodes.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Catfish
 No.13170590
 No.13170590
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don't get me wrong this was fun I loved being stoned 24/7 cuzy body is consuming itself but eventually u gotta grow up


https://youtu.be/6D0w7ABI2jQ?is=mTnvwGRGevbYBJ94

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13170592
 No.13170592
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>>13170589
I've only nearly died like 5 times
facial cellulitis and almost drowned and I was nearly ten over by a car


dying is gay is all I learned

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13170597
 No.13170597
"dying is GAY!" -seth putnam moments before ODing on heroin
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Catfish
 No.13170603
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>>13170597
I'm just weary of normies seeing me cuz I'm so emaciated I'm glassy eyed n it looks like I'm crying

https://youtu.be/3CmFhneifgg?is=axNOG510_ZELbdkE

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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seuss
 No.13170606
 No.13170606
>>13170592
That sucks, I'm happy to hear you're not dead. I've had near-death episodes too, but they are stealthy and you don't realize you're about to bite the big one.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13170610
 No.13170610
>>13170572
he said 4 days
not 40
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Catfish
 No.13170638
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I buyed chicken wing

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170643
 No.13170643
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will someone fucking kill me already it's clear I'm not made for this life -_-

https://youtu.be/4WYIc0IT3kw?is=Fl25bG05xd3UbVA-

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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rivarun
 No.13170644
 No.13170644
>I have a problem but this is my excuse
*yawn*
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Anonymous
 No.13170645
 No.13170645
>>13170539
you certainly can die from walking retards

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13170646
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>>13170644
why don't u look like this
Retard ass gook

https://youtu.be/4_4s75RVU0s?is=a_XdhdkaKEpn6x06

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13170647
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Catfish you would really like this website called twitter where uninteresting banter like this thrives you have to buy a time machine and go back to 2010 though cause right now twitter is liveleak and exclusively for bloodthirsty sickos and you're too much of a pussy to be into that kind of thing anyway
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Anonymous
 No.13170652
 No.13170652
>>13170647
obsessed
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rivarun
 No.13170673
 No.13170673
>>13170647
there’s no gore on shitter only toxic foids flaunting how they’re boyfriends are abusers

Gif is dead too, which was the main draw to this shithole of a website, everything is behind a paywall now
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Catfish
 No.13170693
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https://youtu.be/3C9L4jZf3h8?is=mdXKo430nIP0zAcg

fuck it I'm getting high
so embarrassing to sit here be like hurr I'm dying as if anyone gives a shit lol

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.13170703
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>>13170693
lol the white scars part is so kino

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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rivarun
 No.13170710
 No.13170710
>>13170693
*weeh weeh weeh i wefuse to puwt fewdd in ma mouf an chew an swawwow Waaah weeeh waah I cawnt wawk tuh thuh stowwwe either bc am tiyuddd weeh weahh weeh*
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Catfish
 No.13170717
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,>salamanders just spamming flamethrowers
Lmao okoli is gold


>>13170710
Shut up stupid

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170724
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>>13170693
lmao imperial fists lololol

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170735
 No.13170735
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remeber when that night lord yelled so loud at a loyalist he went deaf then tried to shoot him and the bullet ricocheted off his helm an killed him lmao


https://youtu.be/gOYxoMJgLRw?is=wR6lW19h-HTARW0B

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.13170739
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https://youtube.com/shorts/C3IcozrzBRM?is=S4xqQR4YfFVaJIn6


LOL
ahahaha

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Catfish
 No.13170752
 No.13170752
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What's some other good shit

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Catfish
 No.13170758
 No.13170758
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We never wanted this. We simply did what we had to.
The most of us, nay; the best of us died on Istvaan.

https://youtu.be/3WlhRoQFFlo?is=UAn1RBnv9DtI6m8_

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170765
 No.13170765
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>>13170758
This death is ours. We choose it.

We deny you your victory

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170776
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>>13170758
"You lied."
"Veterans perogative"


wtf this makes me cry like a bitch

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Catfish
 No.13170788
 No.13170788
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THE MASCULINE URGE TO DIE WITH SANGUININUS AT THE ETERNITY GATE DURING THE SIEGE OF TERRA


https://youtu.be/MtZYq2BVVjM?is=LeO_Kmo6utFidBak

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13170790
 No.13170790
>>13170788
fucking dubs
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Catfish
 No.13170791
 No.13170791
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Where Horus offered us lies, I will offer you truth;
You will die here...alone, and unburied.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13170797
 No.13170797
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"know that you flee not with my disgust, but with my envy"
IMPLYING WE WOULD FLEE.
CADIA FELL BEFORE WE DID.

FOR BAAL; FOR THE ANGEL...FOR HR EMPEROR!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Catfish
 No.13170823
 No.13170823
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remember when lion El Johnson met dante and that old fucker though he was mocking sanguininus cuz we wore his death face as a helmet

man Dante has the worst life

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Catfish
 No.13170829
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>>13170823
https://youtu.be/oi6Xgtm9OX8?is=xqilydJpnv06cDCL

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Catfish
 No.13170848
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You ask me to renew that which needs not renewal. The oaths of an ultramarine are eternal, to speak them again implies a weakness inherent to them; and there is no weakness in them.

Not in my arm nor my mind not my word; I am an ultramarine and I march for Macragge and the Emperor forevermore. As I have pledged; I need not do so again.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13170874
 No.13170874
>>13170536
Cute loli you posted there
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