people with micropenises should get a $1000 check every month I don't have a micropenis btwYour fortune: Outlook good
what qualifies as a micropenisand who is doing the inspectingi don't know if this is a good idea
>>13173185>What's a micropeniYOURE IN ONEYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13173185you know it when you see itand obviously the penis is inspected by a very attractive female doctor with a weak pokerface
>>13173185it's what people who don't have macpenises or linuxpenises have
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
should i get micro pp surgery to cash in on $1000 every month_
>>13173518obviously this doesn't count, otherwise everyone would be doing itYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13173184you have a gigantic cock fucking your ass right now
>>13173742no I don't I would definitely knowYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13173755>I would definitely knowyou don't because your ass is stretched enough and is insensitive
>>13173761i'm done with you
Garfield's asshole looks like this.Your fortune: Outlook good