I order so much chinese food from this one place that the workers now recognize my phone number and know me by name
and they still won't give u so much as a free eggrollYour fortune: Average Luck
That's awesome, you're a regular. That means you're officially a part of your local community. You should really make some small talk, they probably love you
this is finally your out to officially become chinese count your blessingsYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13173418r u by chance a fat fuck?
>>13173436Signs point to yes