nigga whit a possum on his headYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
it is multifunctionalYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>13174591list all headpossum functions pls
>>13174593warmthdisguisecompanionshipalert system for potential threats
>>13174593a hat, a loyal companion, a plaything, a secondary damage dealer, a source of non-perishable protein, a hug pillow, a meat shield, a familiar, just for starters
>>13174601>>13174603sounds amazing, how much for one
>>13174605You can get them for free they dont want you to know this but you can just put a possum on your head
>>13174618i feel blessed with sacred knowledge