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hi I'm Yuji Sakai


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13181111
qusds
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classic yuji thread
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But how do we get rid of you?
>>13174017
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>>13181150
you can't

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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this is now a katie peach doll thread
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>>13181205
dolores* i like her more she's so much younger but i wont post pictures because of you imposters
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>>13181205
this is the meme board, my identity means nothin here
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hrmmmmmm... i wonder what's for DDDDDIIIINNNNERRRERRERRRRRRRRRRR
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>>13181237
ITS MY CUM
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HELP ME

WHY WON'T MY HAMBURGER HELP ME
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>>13181246
Looks like a sloppa shit
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>>13181246
ngl id smash a bowl of hamburger help me rn

Your fortune: Good Luck
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my boy! dinner!
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>>13181205
>>13181237
>>13181246
>>13181292
>>13181278
wèird p3dô
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>>13181246
i love eating poop so much
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gooning to teto (my favorite vocaloid)
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>>13181339
the epic crossover we've all been waiting for

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13181349
yuji threw out my.micker costume cause he jizzed all over it
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>>13181360
LOL

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13181360
https://voca.ro/1cBPqkj3V8sO

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13181367
got it xmas 2024 but it didn't last long
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>>13181360
When the sex kicks in
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>>13181339
lol hote
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got coffee
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>>13181413
It is too late for that Katie
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>>13181413
did you eat her poopies
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>>13181421
we took a nap from like 2 to 7 and aren't going to sleep tonight going to pirate onlyfans
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lotsa SPAGHETTI
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>>13181360
Katie...
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>>13181360
mikugirl...
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>>13181111
the shit consumer
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listening to vaporwave
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watching anime intros
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>>13181602
Lift up her leg and take a picture.
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>>13181604
get quads
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>>13181111
Could we talk more about his nose?
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He takes such good care of Katie, it makes me kind of sad there are so many irl grillers who want somebody gentle and funny and smart like Yuji but they'll never get the chance to meet him because he spends all his time here with us.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13181653
Fret not, for I have had many grillers. Katie Peach is simply superior.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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wtf!?!?!!!?+??!!!? Yuji creampied meeeeeeeeee

im gonna get pregmant!!!
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for some reason even though i took a viagra i can only get hard once tonight
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>>13181453
rapemeat...
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One of the most common mistakes visiting discord groups make on s4s is assuming that namefigs don't want negative attention
But in fact they love getting any kind of attention and you are feeding them exactly what they want. Many of them even love humiliation. The ammunition you use against them was handed to you by them!
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>>13181606
k
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>>13182222
wasted quads i check em
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>>13182235
you're mom was wasted
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>>13182244
your dubs weren't wasted
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yuji making me do laundry... AUGH... i wanna go out for pizza
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>>13182767
wëìrd fªggót pèdõ
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>>13182774
?
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>>13181604
>>13181606
>>13182222
>>13182810

post it

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13182822
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listening to aphex twin
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oh my frickin GOSH new bedsheets and pillowcases!!!!!!!!!

they're so snuggly
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>>13182983
katie peach panty shot
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bump
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>>13183613
ey are you yuji sakai?
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>>13183617
I'm Yuji Sakai
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i wonder what's for lunch...
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whao
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omg a new shirt

sexy
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shnuggggggleeee with meeeee3ee
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>>13181656
I agree. That's why I'm gonna steal your girl and make Katie mine. She's not just a sex doll, she's a cuddle succubus, and she deserves someone better.

If you're reading this Katie, daddy's coming to save you from this impoverished wierdo neet. Just hold tight
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>>13183925
zomfg you're probably the best poster this board has ever seen
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>>13183925
sorry i'm not interested in you

you work full time and have a stinky trailer full of rats you'd need to quit your job and get at least an apartment and snuggle with me all day
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>>13183925
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/dolls/plush-dolls/meiki-plush-evo-doll

you were flaunting your bank account you can easily get one
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>>13183967
I'm gonna have nightmares about that thing
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>>13183973
what if this is the nightmare though
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hrm

i wonder what's for dinner...
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>>13183973
go fuck yourself
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>>13183971
You can buy a doll, but you can't just buy a cuddle succubus
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>>13183985
*x files theme plays*
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>>13183986
>i wonder what's for dinner...
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>>13183971
i wonder if those high end chinese silicone sex dolls would last you any amount of time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWbAWI_P5cQ
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pizzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaa
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>>13183971
where did you purchase dolores from
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>>13184023
dolores was an ai hallucination
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>>13184026
those first images weren't
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>>13184032
ask bavi trailer dude it's his oc
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>>13184033
doubles of can bavi please corroborate
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>>13183973
i already have nightmares from yuji
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>>13184044
why
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>>13184036
The first couple of pictures of dolores were genuine. I didn't make them. I just used them as reference for future generations.
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>>13184047
because even if all the pedo allegations arent true you're still a scary weirdo who posts the most disgusting stuff i've ever seen on this board, genuinely /b/ level of vomit-inducing pictures
which just makes the pedo allegations even more likely to be true
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>>13184061
thank you for your clarification with which i return to the question at hand >>13184023
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>>13184067
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>>13184067
Yeah yeah, you say the same thing about all the namefigs. You're just a mentally ill neet desperately looking for someone to look down on, because you know you're already at the bottom of the barrel.
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pretty much this

if i wasn't so poor i'd be subpeonaing 4chan for your identity and suing you for every penny you own, but defamation cases are impossible to prove

accusing people of fucking kids and owning a child sex doll isn't cool, you are accusing me of felonies and tarnishing my good name

when i wear my coat, people in my local town are starting to be afraid of me in public
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>>13184070
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>>13184074
Technically speaking owning the doll wouldn't be illegal depending on the state

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13184080
no it's a federal crime that's why all the sex dolls have huge tatas so they don't get mistaken for children
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>>13184074
>when i wear my coat, people in my local town are starting to be afraid of me in public
why
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>>13184091
i don't know, but i clearly heard someone say "holy shit that's Yuji Sakai"

guess i'm a legend
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>>13184074
>my good name

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13184098
GOON
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>>13181111
the problem is op
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>>13184507
lol katie peach gooning
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>>13184507
Thinking of that pic of the mummified guy found in bed next to a homemade sex doll. Thats what you'll be legendary for some day
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>>13184531
we're gonna be creamated together
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>>13184542
HELLO ARE YOU the YUKI SAKAI????
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>>13184544
HELLO ARE YOU the DUBS????
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>>13184549
NO IM CHAOTIC NICE TO ME MEET YOU ANON
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time to get 8 hours of healthy sleep
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got coffee
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yuji on his crude arc
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>>13185030
>>13181205
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breakfast...i wonder what's for breakfast
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omg
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>>13185201
CUMMIES

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13185205
you can do better than noodles and coke
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>>13185212
we are very poor...it was ramen or cereal this morning
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>>13185216
i hope war time makes life for you better
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>>13185218
did something happen? i woke up at 6 pm because my neighors were blasting the TV (but they don't speak english so i have no idea what they were watching)
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>>13185219
*am
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>>13185222
CIVIL WAR RACE WAR CLASS WAR IGNORE LANDLORD IGNORE ICE IGNORE NIGGERS
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https://youtu.be/ul4lslakP1c
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omg goa tranceee34eeeer4ttg
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how dull
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>>13184003
They last a good while if you take good care of her
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nooooo i don't wanna get out of bedddddd i don't want ddddiiiinnnnnnnnneeeerrrr i wanna shnuggggggleeee
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cuddle with me plz
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>>13186061
no fuk off yuji im not touching that fucked up doll leave me alone
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this is so boring i thought when yuji said he will destroy the thread he will actually do something interesting but this is nowhere compared to crude or kyrie
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>>13186067
I'm not talking to you

yuji won't stop posting in /vr/
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>>13186077
i asked who to provide me with a zip of 300 copies of yosho_mEETs_spikeman.gif and he never did
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>>13186077
stopsucking crude and kyrie dicks fagggot
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>>13186082
who is a fag and so is did
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>>13186079
im checking ur singles, now that yuji is busy playing vidya i can cuddle but only for a little bit
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>>13186087
dybs
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>>13186088
lesbian fortunes are for me

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13186077
or the youtube spammer
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>>13186095
remembre to liek ndsubscribe

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13186099
remembre to chek dubse
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>>13186082
I wont do it and I don't exist at the moment

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13186272
who doesn't exist?
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>>13186275
no, theres no one there, who is gone
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who is gone?
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>>13184071
what do you have against neets
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>>13186665
off by 1
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Is this gay?????

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13186665
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>>13186782
everything is pretty gay now
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>>13186785
why is Richard Croft on the run...not even he knows ...tho
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>>13186785
?
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>>13186789
>>13186788
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>>13186798
What
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>>13186803
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bump
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dinner...my boy...dinner...
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LOTSA SPAGHETTI
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omg
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hey yuji, this you?
>>13187093
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>>13187838
probably i can't remember
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should i creampie her we haven't banged since >>13181738
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now what
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going to ride him cowgirl
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>>13181111
if i was a mod i would do what they do on the porn boards, pin this thread and lock it with a (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>13188537
:(

good to know my haters are legit pedophiles
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>>13181360
>names his files after the minor namefag "miku girl"
>talks to her offsite on discord
>dresses his sex doll up as her
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>>13188544
i bought the costume before she started posting
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>>13188544
anyway holy crap i can't believe we banned miku hatsune from fortnite from [s4s] why did we do that

you're actually mentally retarded and deserve a shotgun shell to the brain stem if you think that costume had anything to do with her
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you guys are giving me erectile dysfunction
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>>13188553
maybe when your dick doesn't work anymore the minors will finally be safe
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There's certain namefigs here I think it would be best all round if they were just put down
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>>13188554
projection
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>>13188559
"Projection" - known pedophile
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>>13188564
Obsessed
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>>13188569
no u
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>>13188569
good movie

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13188572
he's a retard
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bumping this
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>>13188783
i can't post more pics right now cause she has her booba out
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>>13188784
I'm Yuji Sakai
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>>13181339
teto isn't a vocaloid, poser
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>>13188793
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>>13188793
Also we all know Miku is his favorite, but he can't talk about that anymore because of the... implications
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>>13188798
It's pretty funny how he changed his miku filenames to not reference the minor anymore after it got called out as he had nothing to refute to it
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>>13188801
she asked me to change it
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>>13188547
rustles jimmied

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13188798
i told you
https://youtu.be/_BlyYs_Tkno
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>>13188808
Good boy
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>>13188808
I thought you don't talk to her anymore
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>>13188823
you are an LLM with no concept of time
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>>13188830
But with a concept of age

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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dinner...i wonder what's for dinner...
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chickene
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wow yummy he fried it in olive oil
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>>13189069
no pizza?
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>>13189129
spent $35 on half a tank of gas and now i have left is laundry quarters and a credit card with $4 left
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i had a thread deleted on a blue board but the mod spared me
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>>13189156
care to tell us the thread?
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>>13189206
vr thread about companies you used to like and now you don't

maybe the thread was just too negative
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>>13188823
conveniently doesn't talk to her anymore but also regularly talks to her every time he has to protect her from le evil internet people LMAOO
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>>13189297
i don't think i'm ever going to hear from her again

she only shows up to cry about how people are being mean to her and i'm kind of tired of it i've been telling her for 2 years to stop coming here
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>>13189298
>yeah I regularly talked to a minor known for attempting to get with older men for multiple years
>WTF WHY DO YOU GUYS ALL THINK IM A CREEP
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>>13189301
you act like i was talking to her every day when it was more like every 3-6 months
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>>13189317
I believe the words of a man that lies

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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anyway you guys are both mentally ill and retarded and belong on tumblr or reddit or x

you seem to think i keep moving the goal posts when the reality is i talk to her very infrequently and i'm referencing conversations that occurred weeks, months, maybe even years ago, but because you are LLMs with no persistent memory, you seem to think this all happened last tuesday

it's people like you who got spikeman elected
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like seriously, the whole reason this website exists is anime pedos didn't want people to know they browsed loli

why are you even here
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>>13189328
> like seriously, the whole reason this website exists is anime pedos didn't want people to know they browsed loli
<reddit space
>why are you even here
pretty uh... interesting thing to say to refute pedo allegations
>this is LITERALLY a pedo website fuck off tourist! I'M NOT A PEDO THO STOP CALLING ME A PEDO STOOOOP I ONLY DMED A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR 2 YEARS GO BACK TO XITTER *fucks child doll*
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>>13189328
despises doremi but uses loli as a defense
uhh
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yuji the pedo lole LOLE LOLE
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omfg spicy ramen with CHICKENE
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the Australian furry who hates me should be waking up soon
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bumping this
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i'm a gamer girl!

rip and tear huge guts!!!!!!!!!!!
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yuji won't cuddle with me :(
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bumping this
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dinner...my boy...dinner...i wonder what's for dinner...
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yeah i pulled it from the frying pan way too early and took one bite it's awful needs to cook more
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oooooooooommmmmmmmggggghh
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too much lemon
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bumping this
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>>13190843
We really need to give Yuji an intervention and teach him how to cook. I'm so sorry you have to live like this, Katie. You deserve better
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>>13191310
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>>13191313
what am i looking at
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>>13191330
Can’t you tell it’s Katie Peach witnessing the destruction of bavi’s trailer live on TV while enjoying a bowl of nachos
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In cyberspace, at that
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>>13191313
I like how thicc Katie is in this picture. She's looking real good
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>>13191343
I was going to say, it’s very tasteful of Yuji to generate Katie with a normal woman’s body rather than a supermodel’s. Deep down he’s a good guy that cares about women and their self-esteem
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>>13191313
>>13191334
brutal
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>>13191334

HA!

lol'd.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!



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