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>>13186218
...NIGGERS!

Gremo's all-natural papaya squeeze

Grano's all-purpose datura zest

fuckty-five fucks per hour

Apparently,

nothing

So, I was sitting there doing nothing when I suddenly existed and was posting in the stupid fucking monkey thread again. Then I had to piss.

I had a moment of panic the other day thinking about getting old and decrepit with no one and nothing. Then I thought nah fuck that post in the manky thread again

Benjamin Franklin once said, "nothing is certain except death and taxes," but that's only because he didn't know about the monkey thread

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If you gaze long enough at the monkey, the monkey will gaze back at you

just walked by this black man who had a pointy beard half bald head then his hair was tied into like a tail directly opposite the beard and he wore a crisp white shirt with the collar popped up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

sounds like a life-altering experience

he was talking on the phone while stroking his chin and I wanted to stop and listen in to his words he had this eloquent sounding voice I think he might have said dialectics

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>>13187028

the fuck he lookin at

>>13187083
HGAHAHAA

mufuggin Hegelian dialectics

I don't want to tell people what to think: rather than revealing truths, I create situations to reveal the world in a subtle and complex way.

same

Weird thread, Josh.

Your fortune: Good Luck

I walk in the shadows and I'm intentionally vague so as to appear more mysterious.

>>13187286
It works, I'm in awe of your cultivated aura

ginseng enema

Gin-singing Emma

>>13187286
supremely based

monkey caviar

>>13187346
you cannot

>>13187347
its possible with science. They already made quail foie gras. It's impossible to naturally make it because the quail is such a petite bird, but modern biotechnology allowed people to grow the quail tissue in bioreactors and assemble it into shape afterwards.
https://www.forgedbyvow.com/flavours/forged-gras
The same thing can be done with monkey tissue.

>>13187363
i don't like it we have to put an end to science once and for all who's with me

gremotech bio-engineered monkey eggs

if you're waiting for a sign to go vegan, this is it

human caviar

that's it ban the monkey thread

>>13187370
Back to the dark ages

>>13187460
Hooray!

hold ur dongers..

they say to call a doctor if you're hard for over 4 hours but how does that actually work in practice like I don't have a doctor he quit and it takes a long time to get a new doctor but even if I did have a doctor you can't just call them. You send a message through their online portal and then the doctor forwards it to someone else who responds 2 days later and it's a Friday night anyways so they won't even see it until at least Monday but remember I don't have a doctor right now so what I'm supposed to drive to the emergency room and tell the staffer uh hi my dick was hard for over 4 hours on Wednesday night and it hurt moderately that night but it's ok now just haven't gotten any spontaneous erections since then and only very mild pain

& now…
Introducing…

*ehem* excuse me... i have a remark

>>13187646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGikiuZIoO8

>>13187646
Please please go ahead

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>13188128
the japanese will eat anything

>>13187650
This is very scary and a violent assault on my ears

that's what she said

High functioning soup

Lo-fi soups to function to

listening to lo-fi music in an anticapitalist co-working space while making a collage about return to nature

We've all been there

fresh squeezed

harvey winestain was here

Squeezin the juice from a fresh monkey

Carandiru vibes

I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

The final resting place of DB Cooper

south of france

left of the big tree

by the sign that says "The final resting place of DB Cooper"

Thats where you'd expect it to be, but no

Glance upon the hilltops and you will see a small stone archway

Ignore that and look 180

In the valley, by the church, there is a well

if you climb down that at the bottom you'll find a tunnel

Be careful, it's full of gas

You'll need to go down the tunnel a way, 3 miles or so

Make a left

eventually you'll find a small chest with a key in it

That's the wrong key, you have to turn around and go back to where you made a left turn and make a right instead

Watch out for the falling stalactites here

and the rats

If you make it past all that and the giant albino spiders, at the end of the tunnel you'll find a locked door

I hope you got the key from the chest because you'll need it to open this door

And the code for the keypad, which is back the other way and left again

After retracing your steps and moving past the chest (now keyless), at the end of a long hallway you will find a pedestal with a small circular tablet. The keypad code is carved into the bottom half of the tablet in braille

Now go back to the door and open it

Now you're going to want to open the door and just stand there for a while and really bask in the pride of your accomplishments and the satisfaction of a job well done

You can touch yourself a little bit if you want

And then you wonder, what the hell are you even doing here? You're miles underground in a treacherous tunnel and you've just opened some strange door to who knows where? You're in a cavern now, you wander around aimlessly. Its dark, you can't find the door out. You collapse and as you lay dying you realise.. you are DB Cooper

Then you get up and go home

>>13192485
Holy samefagging

>>13192799
holy dubsfagging!

>>13192799
On November 24, 1971, an unidentified man using the alias Dan Cooper, subsequently known as D. B. Cooper, hijacked Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305, a Boeing 727 aircraft flying from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle, Washington. Cooper told the flight crew he had a bomb, and demanded $200,000 in ransom (equivalent to $1,600,000 in 2025) and four parachutes upon landing in Seattle.

After releasing the passengers in Seattle, Cooper directed the crew to refuel the aircraft and begin a second flight to Mexico City, with a refueling stop in Reno, Nevada. After taking off from Seattle, Cooper opened the aircraft's aft door, deployed the airstair, and parachuted to an uncertain fate over a remote, heavily wooded area of Southwest Washington. Because of a reporter's error, the aircraft hijacker became known as D. B. Cooper. The hijacker's true identity and fate remain unknown.

>>13192840
i thought this would be about the towers. i always enjoy reading that lore

yo dats cwazy

all action is reaction

all weed is smokable

all reality is virtual

okay great here we are in the virtual reality cool cool cool i'm here i'm breathing air (not real) (i'm also not "here" this is a virtual environment) and I'm performing actions but none of these are really happening it's all just my mind convincing me that actions are occurring and then I hit post (illusionally)

>>13193476
it's not an illusion, it's reality at its finest
it's just that reality allows the possibility of grasping at a non-existing "hyperreality"

the paradox is that although being appears as the dream seeker, being is not a state that can be attained by the seeking of it

did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "the meaning of life" you get "the fine game of nil"? i thought that was cool

>>13193481
You're saying that the pinnacle of reality is posting in the monkey thread

>>13193489
yes, although it is not the only pinnacle

any state of consciousness you are experiencing happens ultimately within the framework of an ultimate reality

>>13193492
okay good that's what i thought

>>13193493
it's cool and profound and all but reduces to nothing when scrutinized enough just like any concept or idea separated from its context, because then it becomes equally inseparable from every other form

>>13193497
sure, i've read about this

>>13193499
nice dubs

One day the pinnacle mank post will be achieved and we can all go home. But that day is not this day.

didn't somebody used to spam these threads with dicks

>>13193553
Didn't your mom get spammed with dicks?

thata wow from me

i WAS THERE IN PERSON FOR THE BIG ANNOUCNEMENT

There was no big announcement.

There will be a big announcement

fuck, I missed it

There was no announcement

shut up retards!