peepee loleYour fortune: Average Luck
Would you suck it
dude that's like the biggest penis ever
>>13191254Would you suck it though
>>13191253I would get in big trouble that's an ancient statue of huge cultural importance and I don't want to be the guy who shows up in international news trying to suck David's penis, no.
>>13191255no
>>13191257HAHAHAHAHA
>>13191257imagine teh lulz thoimagine
>>13191318but everybody would think I was gay and that's the worst thing you can be is gayYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13191257Dude you would be a literal legend. Like you’d forever be recorded in history as the guy who tried to suck off David. You’d be darn close to immortal in terms of human history
>>13191341I know that you think this and I know that we live in a time where live streamers and social media faggots are constantly begging for attention by doing antisocial things and it makes me genuinely sad to have inherited a world with so many cretins who think like you so when I see /pol/ posts about the fall of western civilization, whether or not those theories have any truth, I think "good."Your fortune: Excellent Luck
if you grind for levels at the vatican you can unlock late night after hours suck sessions for david and other renaissance statuary
>>13191347The POTUS is the very same way
>>13191349it's in firenze actually
>>13191354vatican buffs apply across italy and some parts of spain, not just in vatican and rome biomes