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peepee lole

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Would you suck it
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dude that's like the biggest penis ever
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>>13191254
Would you suck it though
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>>13191253
I would get in big trouble that's an ancient statue of huge cultural importance and I don't want to be the guy who shows up in international news trying to suck David's penis, no.
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>>13191255
no
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>>13191257
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>13191257
imagine teh lulz tho
imagine
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>>13191318
but everybody would think I was gay and that's the worst thing you can be is gay

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13191257
Dude you would be a literal legend. Like you’d forever be recorded in history as the guy who tried to suck off David. You’d be darn close to immortal in terms of human history
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>>13191341
I know that you think this and I know that we live in a time where live streamers and social media faggots are constantly begging for attention by doing antisocial things and it makes me genuinely sad to have inherited a world with so many cretins who think like you so when I see /pol/ posts about the fall of western civilization, whether or not those theories have any truth, I think "good."

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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if you grind for levels at the vatican you can unlock late night after hours suck sessions for david and other renaissance statuary
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>>13191347
The POTUS is the very same way
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>>13191349
it's in firenze actually
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>>13191354
vatican buffs apply across italy and some parts of spain, not just in vatican and rome biomes



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