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Extra! Extra Late!
Read all about it!
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Fuck off
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>>13201291
base't pape
i red
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>>13201297
Ruder
Do not fug off
Fug eachother like true nicers
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>>13201291
WE'RE IN THE PAPRE

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13201309
fug on
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>>13201309
you should give everyone here a blowie

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13201291

UHHHHHM actually it was me Anonymous that told gado he had the wrong strings, tea fren was telling him it was fine when it wasn't until I intervened. I find it quite unacceptable that tea fren is being given undue credit, please check your sources. I hope to see a correction in the next issue. Tanks for your attention to this matter, love from Anonymous
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>>13201291
yuji sakai says this paper doesn't expose the real issues
>>13193380
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I feel like this is a safe space so i just wanna say the reason I've been gone is that I've been just reading only porno this entire time, 18 hours every day of loli and shota smuto to be exact...

>>13201315
Loop i hope you add an addendum correcting dis mistake on ur next papr !!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13201326
>18 hours every day of loli and shota smuto to be exact...
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>>13201291
Everything worthwhile will have haters, but for the record: What is your purpose and/or hope for this paper?
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>>13201291
I didn't get in the papre
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>>13201291
boy have i ever been glad to NOT be mentioned in an article. YIKES

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13201342
next time for sure
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>>13201335
I kinda hate these performative types
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>>13201326
naw i felt dat 1 actually we chill

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13201360
>performative
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>>13201373
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>>13201291
made it in the esforesquire 3 times this week. im going places
>>13201311
>>13201355
nice dubs
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The defense this paper has been running for the local namefag groomers, gooners, and attentionwhores is insane lol
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>>13201291
THE PAPARS HEREEEE!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13201396
keep making shit up about how i'm a groomer maybe also try guzzling bleach and ammonia
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>>13201402
why are you lashing out at me? I'm an adult man, aren't you going to try to convince me to chase kids around with porn to... uhhh... make sure nobody mocks you for your addiction anymore? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>13201396
running defense? how?
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>>13201411
running dubs
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>>13201402
Please do not do this
Bleach is bad when consumed
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>>13201411
Minimizing and editorializing, clearly
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>>13201396
how would you report it then?
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>>13201291
thanks for all your hard work
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>>13201409
the fuck are you talking about marie

stupid literal nigger child
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>>13201413
that's the point

maybe add plutonium and anthrax
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>>13201309
did u drawwe this
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>>13201422
nice dubs
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>>13201461
I can't parse anything you said because you're giving off a very feminized aura before me, so I think you need to go into your woman mode and become katie peach before I can acknowledge you again.
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>>13201471
stand on some train tracks while the bell is ringing
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>>13201291
I LOVE YOU PLOOP thank you for all you're hard worke and the nice papre...
I want kyrie's antics to end...
Also I don't have the pic but kyrie doesn't care about rude, only lewd. I think that is clear by how he talks to peoplel though
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>>13201291
papre status?
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>>13201492
>>13201492
rude
lewd
crude
they all gotta go

>>13201291
>>13201291
i should clarify the C thread was not me lel thank you though Ploop

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13201492
you mean this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/13105807/
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>>13201503
his purpose here is flooding s4s with inane posts and then gloating when people get upset
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>>13201518
u mad
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>>13201522
>>13201518
dubs confirm mad status
>>13201522
>>13201518


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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I didn't buy it for a second when Yuji said he'd gotten rangebanned, his threads wouldn't have been left up iirc

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13201291
its not muchu but heres the vocaroo
https://voca.ro/13dx00MmqqbE
im now starting to work on the chords...
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>>13201537
shut the fuck up little bitch.
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congrats yuji, you got the attention you desperately wanted after crying like an underage girl you'd text

next goal: stop being a 41 year old brokie

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13201539
?
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>>13201539
based

>>13201544
based
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I read this paper
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>>13201503
Yes I meant that! Kyrie genuinely condones bullying, he says right now that "rude has to go" but watch the way he posts when people who are being nice say they don't like that he has 30 threads, he is not nice at all
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>>13201291
nice paper i read it
>>13201311
>>13201355
>>13201411
>>13201522
>>13201544
nice dubs i check it
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>>13201561
glad to see someone posting my OC

cont to be butthurt and raped you fucking niggerfaggots. This board never belonged to any of you. It's mine now.
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>>13201544
mikugirl...

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13201753
neck yourself bot
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>>13201561
why do christians feel the need to colonize 4chan

makes as much sense as the people who complain about porn posting on /pol/
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>>13201765
that's rich coming from you when you make hourly threads to cry about something

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13201773
it's one of the things i need to go talk to swaglord about

it's an automated spambot that just checks for miku's hair color in the image and is very easy to bluff

how fucked in the head do you need to be to make a bot for no other purpose than to torment a mentally ill minor

sometimes i wonder if the "shit eating pedo" poster is just a bot too who follows me around [s4s] every time i make le thread

swaglord needs to add "mikugirl" to the spam filters
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>>13201784
Sorry I'm one of the posters that sometimes post it and I can guarantee you I do this by hand LOLE
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>>13201784
stop trying to censor names on a free speech platform, performative fed

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13201784
this combined with your unwillingness to report femcel is really fucking funny

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13201800
>>13201800
i don't have that

i have megaloblastic madness

it's worse

also there's plenty of things that are filtered on this site some words will block you from posting about them some words will net you an automatic 30 day vacation
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check this out

dr. kawashima completely misdiagnosed me as bipolar 1 with hallucinations and delusions and wasted 2 years of my life getting chain locked up and by the time they doctors figured it out my b12 was critical as in i was experiencing severe nerve damage and was actually dying

https://www.psychiatryredefined.org/case-study-megaloblastic-madness/
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>>13201812
he only pretends to care about it to take the heat off his back
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>>13201835
i've reported endless shit on 4chan reddit and pornhub over the years. 4chan and reddit react instantly but pornhub did nothing
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>>13201838
Notice how it's always in the past

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13201823
>also there's plenty of
k. i can still say yuji touched my nigger kids
>some words will net you an automatic 30 day vacation
send a pic of the list if not fake and gay
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>>13201847
there's a particlar site about grooming kids and extorting them for nuudes called 7##chan that will net you a vacation go look it up and see you next month
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>>13201849
so uh
you talk to a 15 year old kid on discord
you have a tab with self admitted CSAM saved
and now you know a grooming site by heart
alright

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13201849
that's it? any other mega vacation words, mr 4chinner?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13201861
>you have a tab with self admitted CSAM saved
you got the 4plebs link of him saying it?
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>>13201887
probably talking about what went down in this thread/post >>13201756
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>>13201861
i don't have a tab open i've never been to that site i just heard about it on the media and someone used to be namefagging on [s4s] advertising it (hate/rivarun)
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wish i could summon my ex girlfriend

she would tell you that when she sent me nudes as a minor i flipped out and told her that's illegal and completely grilled her and immediately deleted them

i'm getting real sick of this bullshit smear campaign marie get the fuck off of [s4s] you don't belong here
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>>13201291
my're meme made it into le papre

Your fortune: Average Luck
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I'm concerned about papers

NEWS papers

Papers containing the news

I expect a report on my desk in the morning.

Ah, thank you.

Great read.
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yuji is a white nigger lolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelole

now let's discuss real nigga shi* like how recent fed rate hikes could make short-term asset securities more attractive, especially if consistent dividends would benefit your lifestyle

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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I offered the pumpkin man my penis lole
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>>13202026
And?
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>>13202033
dubs
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>>13201355
nah it's going to be all spammer next week too, as always
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>>13201861
you're forgetting that he tells people to follow a certain poster around showing them porn because he thinks they're underage and this will "btfo" them somehow. Considering he does that openly and with no shame, it's got to be one of the worse things on the list.
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>>13201311
so cude

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13202033
He didn't want it :(
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>>13201309
This is nice OC
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>>13202560
straight
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>>13201913
You're over 40 years old and your ex girlfriend was a minor who sent you cp? And you think this is helping your case?
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>>13201297
rude
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>>13201297
rude
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>>13201800
dubs
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>>13201297
rude
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>>13203279
i was 19
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>>13201297
rude
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who the fuck is yuji what is everyone talking about
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>>13204039
omg hii!!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13204045
a-anon??? hello??
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>>13204052
umm ddo u wanna add eachudder outsied ob [s4s]? i rly wanna b a better fren 2wards u + hlelp u maek ur dream a realelty..

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13204066
dubs. Typing like this is such a creepy pedo red flag
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>>13204073
nyooo dis iz naive [s4s] languge lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13201297
ROOOO! fug off ruder!
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>>13204066
anon kun...u sound like a pedo..how old r u..
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>>13204066
ANON KUN DONT IGNORE ME
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lemme see dem tiddies or gtfo, anon chan. respectfully

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13204080
>>13204089
(breaths in)(breaths out)(breaths in.... ann out agaim...)(breaths in.................)(breathy out)(beath in....) umm

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13204092
sensitive young woman gets emotionally destroyed by horny anon..
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>>13204094
anon kun i may be 2 young for u
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>>13204103
How old are you...
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>>13204103
(breaths)
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>>13204107
What are you 17
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>>13204111
uhhh how do i say this
not even close to being an adult
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>>13204103
what are yuo doing here

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13204100
how dare you call me horny! i'm just documenting the canon of esfores ever since i became a refugee

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13204080
the average age here is ~31
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>>13204118
am lonely
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>>13204116
dis figga retarded
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>>13204123
mkay that was very mean now im sad
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>>13204107
>>13204116
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>>13204120
meh i should have known better
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>>13204116
i was just jokingly impersonating saeed
please leave this board

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13204129
what kind of reaction is this image spposed to represent -.-
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>>13204131
Might I ask, how did you come across this site/board in the first place?
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>>13204136
Deep Despair
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>>13204138
well tiktok shows u all kinds of videos
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>>13204140
well at least you dont want to befriend a minor, thats uncommon here,, u should be happy u r a decent guy
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>>13204066
dubs! whoo!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13204142
delete tiktok now, lil nigga. any app that censors hundreds of words deserves zero respect
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>>13204142
what does that mean
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>>13204145
no offense but kids tend to annoy me to no end
stay safe and stay smart on the net lil vro

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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i love how the thread got turbobumped the second a minor showed up

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13204181
I'm just waiting to see how long it'll take this time

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13204181
this is [s4s]
>>13187837
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i'm litelally winning
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hour and a half

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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??? Janitor what is you doing why only baleet part of the messages

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13204286
winning what, son?
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>>13204568
the game

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13204576

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13204181
>>13204189
Two same fortunes... that's pretty lesbian.
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>>13201620
By OC you mean the racism screenshot not the pic bc I made it
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>>13204133
dubs
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>>13201561
>>13203593
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what's kyrie irving doing on esfores?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13205506
babygirl I am sorry but he lies constantly
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>>13205617
The fuck did you just call me?
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>>13205628
I called you my friend and my homie
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>>13205617
i just got brain killing flashbacks of how my female classmates spoke
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>>13205635
Aishiteryou too bromiechan

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13205635

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13205643
That was actually the joke I hear a lot of people say this kind of thing, I have channeled hearing woman normiespeak into my post to warn anon of the dangers of taking kyrie at his word
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>>13201291
Ploop-sama, can you give the previous issues too. I'll have them printed onto a5 papre.
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>>13205653
i thank goddess teto for waking up every day knowing almost nothing about kyrie
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>>13205686
I woke up next to your mom that was nice :^)
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>>13205692
tell her to stop being a bit*h *ss nigga
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>>13205676
Check the le archive fren! See check this out
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/subject/Esforesquire/
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>>13205586
we are small board so we are easier to bully

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13205586
he's doing a thing

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>with many being frustrated with Kyrie's behavior and the lack of mod response.
HEYTHATS ME IM IN THE LE PAPARE

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13201291
BAZED
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>>13207795
lole samesies

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13204079
lole
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>>13201291
notice how all the "fuck pedos" people are up to some shit while the self identified pedos just funpost and hang out.
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>>13209427
The Fuck pedo guys keep trying to make their one sided feud happen here but it's just so unserious kek
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>>13204136
it's the jorse
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>>13210022 (dubs)
>>13204129
this is how i think catfishes soul looks like
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>>13210238
lole
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cool paper
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>>13210924
How did (You) end up on here?,
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>>13211228
happy day
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>>13211228
clicking on /s4s/ to see whats up
hope this helps
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>>13211831
The problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
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>>13192814
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>>13211771
alway rember

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13204150
that the tiktok rumors are true
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Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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like

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Friday draws nigh
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>>13212818
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I hope the paper’s on time today
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>>13212677
>>13214011
two same numbers!
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>>13214025
To me on time is on Friday personlelly

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13214518
It’s so over
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>>13201784
thats not true
i posted an unusual miku and got mikugirled
and its a cute comment
shush

>>13201798
never stop!!
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>>13201784
>swaglord needs to add "mikugirl" to the spam filters
that and "rapemeat"
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>>13214858
even if you don't like what someone says, wanting to control freedom of expression is for redditors. you should be ashamed to have identical views as far leftists
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>>13214858
*rapes you*
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>>13201326
>18 hours every day of loli
True arab
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>>13201291
Nice paper



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