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>be me, french director anon
>try to post my kino idea on leddit
>”y-you need 10,000 updoots and a 5 year old account to post here!!!”
>cringe.jpg
>decide to post here instead because [s4s] is the best board ^_^

Check my dubs, I’m making a movie with Milo Machado-Graner. We had a few ideas but reached a consensus and the final script is absolute top kek. It’s basically Idiocracy meets Fanchette's Foot, pastel colors, very aesthetic.

Le plot:

>Milo is a 20yo philosophy chad at Sorbonne
>no social media, just books (based)
>has those big protruding blue eyes so he always looks like o_O
>he breaks the 4th wall to explain everything through comical philosophy
>Milo gets stalked by a literal cult of gay anons led by a former pornstar
>they all have hyper-specific exotic fetishes (armpits, shy straight guys, his eyes)
>they project the ultimate male ideal onto him
>soon it blows up and Milo becomes a global icon
>can't even walk down the street without getting mobbed by simps
>tfw a city declares a state of emergency and calls the National Guard because Milo went to buy ice cream
>tfw 50,000 dudes pack a festival just to watch a live stream of him sleeping (avant-garde kino)
>tfw mass cooming in a club in front of his photo gets exhibited at the Venice Biennale. art.
>tfw a literal dictator gets overthrown because Milo is the new symbol of a cultural revolution
>at one point a guy sends him a schizo text about how he wants to top him for hours with a 40cm pecker
>Milo doesn't even get mad, just hits him with Kantian ethics and a philosophical breakdown of the text
>le top kek
>no trauma porn, no sadboi hours
>Milo is resilient and just makes jokes about it
>decides to just capitalize on the infinite simp money glitch
>starts selling his used socks, sweat, and bathwater
>becomes a billionaire richer than Elon Musk
>gets married, lives happily ever after, remains the center of the universe

Is this kino? Rate my script.
Nice blog btw.