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>ngl you look fruity as fuck
>You're as straight as a cooked spaghetti
This was on Tinder, how do I reply?
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"kill yourself you ugly cunt"
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>>13208494
Okay but I still want to fuck her
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>>13208502
that's the thing she'll love that
women love when you treat them like absolute dogs and talk down to them and make them have zero self worth
they love to be screamed at and whipped and called little piggy trust me on this okay?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13208504
Dude, I still want to have my Tinder account, maybe I can tell her that on another app
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>>13208504
dont trust this guy. girls need to hear how much you like them all day. tell her you want her pussy and you don't gay
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>>13208506
Dude, that's like the other extreme. Isn't there a middle ground? Maybe I can say something like "You'd be surprised" or something like that
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>>13208507
the messages you got from that girl are already extreme, either you ghost her or you go extreme too
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>>13208508
she's not the one if "you're as straight as cooked spaghetti" are the kind of lines you would have to suffer being around her. Imagine the platitudes you'll have to deal with for the rest of your life. notice you dodged a bullet and move on hoping to find somebody who doesn't think in bumper sticker sayings

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13208508
>>13208511 (dubs)
This. If you're asking us how to respond to her at her first message, how are you supposed to form anything serious with her at all. You're supposed to just be yourself. Though if you're going for a quick fling just yolo it and say whatever tf you want
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>>13208493
a causa número 1 do suicídio é não haver internet
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>>13208512
yeah

if it's a quick fling just lie until you can't stop lying
if you have a little folding money, rent an Air BnB and say it's you're home.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13208514
>if you have a little folding money, rent an Air BnB and say it's you're home.
Nah first thing women will do is look that up address and everything related to it
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>>13208515
good now that youve seen that obstacle, find a way around it
and then just continue doing that
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>>13208514
Based
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>>13208511
>>13208512
She lives in the Philippines, it was doomed from the start. But that rude ass bitch is kinda cute still
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Fuck, I don't know what to say, anything I write will either me accepting her frame or insulting her and getting mad
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>>13208526
I know, I'll say "Rude ass bitch", how is that??
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>>13208531
You’re a woman in a man’s body. Pro tip, stop reading red pill dating advice and just be normal
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>>13208578
Good advice, thanks
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>>13208493
tell him you give good head
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>>13208800
https://youtu.be/kGXWDqQB3NU?t=108
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>>13208882
The funniest part is that the Japanese is accurate



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