>>13209060
High Quality Content
Nice Content
Original Content

>>13209062
It looks like this thread checks off all three, good job OP

reminder
do not reply to fed threads
do not bump fed threads
do not engage with feds

>>13209060
i like to post funny and dumb yt video screenshots reinforcing existing narratives on esfroes

>>13209064
explain pls what should i do ?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>13209060
[s4s] is basically a giant, ever-changing, absurdist satire of Internet culture. Every post serves as a criticism of the circlejerkery and memery of Internet communities.

When you view [s4s] with the eyes of a self-loathing satirist, you will understand it all.

>>13209197
How Can [s4s] Be Real If Eyes Aren't Even Real?

>>13209202
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

>>13209191
draw a frog in mspaint and post it

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>13209197
We have our own ever changing culture here. Most of it is lost media which reinforces the lurk more narrative do decode and understand.

>>13209197
is this the reason why everything seems so schizo? So its all internet culture with the intensity crancked up to 11 to the point of satire?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>13209235
uhhhhhh nah no way but someone should delete that post now

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>13209235
There are actual schizos here too, people end up here that get banned from everywhere else

I have a friend who is obsessed with this stupid board and she convinced me to try browsing it.
I've been lurking /s4s/ for two days now. This will be my first and last post.

/s4s/ is the most cancerous board in all of 4chan. /s4s/ is even worse than /v/ or /b/. I mean those boards are cancerous, but there is a shred of actual content here or there. I've probed /s4s/ all the way through and its pure cancer. You maggots pride yourself on OC and quality, and there is none. It's nothing but spam, dubschecking, and some fucked up namefag roleplay. I know you're going to say 'its ironic', but it's not. Maybe a couple of people are posting this shit ironically, but the majority of the posts are sincere. You can tell by how buttmad they get at the slightest criticism.

How can anyone be amused by dubs? It's a fucking number! It's like an infant amused by shaking a rattle. Grow the fuck up.

I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.

The only OC I've seen in the past 2 days is horribly drawn, horribly thought out ms paint crap. The rest are pictures taken off tumblr and given a stupid name. 'lol it says walruse, but it's a seal' Thats lame shit, and it stopped being funny when I was 10.

I'm done now. You can start spamming your ascii 'art', and disregard everything I've said. Don't worry, I know exactly where >>>/b/ is. I'm not going there though, I'm going to a board with actual content, something you simpletons wouldn't understand

>>13209247
r u on ur period parhaps?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>13209247
The problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>13209257
so true my guy so true

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>13209254
lol wtf brb

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>>13209060
This is a post-ironic board.
In a pre-ironic meme, the kernel of truth is pure within the meme: "it's funny because it's true."
In an ironic meme, the kernel of truth being inverted is what makes the meme genre-subversive: "it's funny because it's sarcastic."
In a meta-ironic meme, the meme is genre-subversive because the kernel of truth is pure but is set up to be inverted: "it's funny because it's *wrongly* sarcastic (on purpose)."
In a post-ironic meme, what makes the meme genre-subversive is that there is no kernel of truth, inverted or otherwise: "it's funny because it's nonsense."
Take, for instance, yosho going back in time to 1999 to stop the spikeman from causing everyone to fail life, or the conflict between beary pink and beary ebil.
In the prior case, it's clearly a reference to back to the future, but far enough removed and simplified from the original text of the film as to provide no discernible dialogue concerning real events.
In the latter case, there's certainly a theme around the dichotomy of good and evil, with a message that kindness is good, but, by presenting the characters in a disjointed, episodic slice-of-life narrative, where nothing serious ever happens and the two act more as friendly rivals than as enemies, the meme defies the expectation it's set up that these philosophical themes will be explored at all.
Consider flube. It's just a jiggly bird. Sometimes we like to imply it has memetic mind control powers. There's no message or commentary to be found anywhere in that meme. I suppose you could stretch it well beyond its text and claim the bird is round and jiggly because it's obese, and further connect its weight to its mind control powers to suggest scathing commentary on consumerism, but that sort of analysis is post-ironic humor in and of itself, in that what makes it funny is that it's clearly not a sincere attempt at discussion.

>>13209290
thanks a lot my guy, this made things much more clear for me so that even my autistic ass can understand it.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13209290
Just stop. If you ever post a bird here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post a bird in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post a bird here again.

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>>13209295
Um excuse me we're a community of good friends and companions who like memes and laughs and good times and youre free to join us at any time but if you want to be rude i suggest you go to >>>/b/ because we build each other up not tear others down were just here to laugh and learn and have a good time with good memes ok?

>>13209295
one day when you are stepping out of you distinctly 1950 car, and it is all dark to the point where you can only faintly see the streetlights flickering, you will suddenly hear behind you "hey sonny remember me?". Than you will see a dark figure that is unrecognizable with a cigarette in its mouth in a classy 1950 striped suit and hat. Before you know it you hear RATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATAAAAA. You feel razors cut through you, and the last words you hear will be CHIRP.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>13209299
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits for it is a matter of religious importance

So, after all this patience and discussion I will now check your repeating digits Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them The reason? More digits must be checked.

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>13209319
cowe

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>13209319
bury pink cowe

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13209322
dubbers get le checked

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>13209319
hey, i'm not going to tell you that you're being rude, or that i disapprove of what you're doing, or that it's not the board culture or whatever people are trying to do on this board these days. i'm going to explain to you what this board is.

this board is all appearances. early on in this board's life, we were trying to make this board appear one way, just for the hell of it. there's no true [s4s]. all of the doctrine and preaching you hear is just an illusion. the whole point of this board is to make it appear a certain way. the whole being nice thing is just a side effect of people here not caring about bullshit and just trying to have a good time.

when you post stuff like this, think about what it makes the board look like. you should be concerned with the aesthetic of the whole thing. you control what this board looks like by posting on it. try to imagine what this board would look like to someone who came here for the first time. you can decide what the board looks like to that person. if you want it to look like immature people making crappy jokes, you can do that. if you want it to look like a looney bin, you can do that. you can do anything, but try to keep that in mind when you post here.
>>13209322
nice dubs

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I. Introduction
II. Participation/Questions
III. Ideas
IV. Contact info

**I. Introduction**
"The fug is this shit, Tsuua?"

WELL if you must know, it's a simply ebin idea I had on plug.dj/kek. Taking note that we have [s4s] newspapers and even [s4s] albums, why don't we have children's activity books for all the little shitposters out there on the board? You know, those little books in waiting rooms with coloring pages, word searches, drawing pages, connect-the-dots, all that good stuff. What if we corralled a bunch of [s4s]-goers to submit pages to my e-mail (mr.tsuua@gmail.com) so I can compile them, organize 'em, number pages and all that, then post it all to MediaFire for an easy download? Then all you'd need to do is print out the pages and have a whole lotta fuggen fun whenever the board's going slow or you just need to have a kek.
So, that being said, I'm starting this project under my current alias Zhīzhū in order to hype all the posters for the realease date. When will that be? Well, this early in the game, who knows, but I plan on it being THIS SUMMER, JUNE 1ST. That's when my schooling ends anyhow, so why not? And remember, this is supposed to be a fun hobby and activity to participate in, so no sad faces and ironic remarks if you think this is a shiggy idea to begin with.

**II. Participation**
So, who can participate in the submission of pages for the Activity Book? Anybody - that's right, even you! Remember that they all should be sent on over to mr.tsuua@gmail.com, or some other means if you want your sending e-mail to remain a secret to me... or something...
What counts as a submission? Virtually anything that you think would make for good material, even if it's not on the list below of what's being accepted at the moment. It doesn't even need to be in a finished form, because I can always crop, tweak, and morph it into the format the Activity Book is going to follow.

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>>13209060
nice OC!

It has been a fun ride, [s4s].

I made a few funny memes, I laughed at your memes, and I enforced the rules of [s4s] time and time and time again.

I did everything I was supposed to, butt at the end of the day, you threw a pot of boiling water on my face and castrated my pride.

I was there for you when you needed me, but where were you when I needed you the most?

Jacking it to Japanese cartoons like always, I suppose. Such is the way of beasts following their primal instincts...

Well, I guess this is goodbye. So long. Feel free to rape and pillage my namefig because you'll never see me using it again. RIP in pis*..

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>>13209060
welcome newcomers :^)
please take time to learn the culture and etiquette of this board before you post. here's a nice guide to get you started:

User Rules of [s4s]
1. Check doubles.
2. Check doubles.
3. This is a nice board.
4. Don't be rude, [s4s] isn't /b/
5. Don't greentext, [s4s] isn't /r9k/
6. Birds are very important.
7. Birds are not that important.
8. Topkek is the greatest sneck.
9. Mods are gods.
10. Mods pls sticky.
11. Don't forget to check doubles.
12. Every thread deserves a reply.
13. Check fortune and privilege after posting.
14. All memes are equal (comemenism).
15. Moot is the best gril.
16. I CANNOT EVALUATE THAT CLAIM WITHOUT FURTHER DATA
17. :^)
18. :v)
19. :>)
20. :<)
21. Any quotes must be inquiried about its origin, if the source is not explicit in the post.
22. Don't forget to check doubles.
23. The rules list is a meme itself.
24. You must masturbate to moot every Monday, this will be called: Monday Moot Madness
25. All OC is good OC
26. Impostering is a crime.
27. Stick the Peek!
28. Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
29. Cate owners must post cate (mandatory)
30. no #rudeposting
31. pls no bully
32. Ayy lemon line
33. Don't forget to check doubles.
34. If it exists, there is a meme of it.
35. With regards to rule 14, the Orlelian Principle: "All memes are equal but some memes are more equal than others".
36. if ur readin dis ur gay.
37. "Those are the gayest fucking rules ever." ~Anonymous 2015
38. [s4s] belongs to no one, it's a free board.
39. Never forget that "nice doge" is an anagram for "genocide".
40. Trips save the snek.
41. Dubs confirm, unless the post is by definition false or rude.
42. This rule answers life, the universe and everything. No questions.
43. Me on the left.
44. Don't forget to check doubles.
45. Stay hydrated
46. Don't wake up pizza, pizza is sleeping.
47. You don't get to bring friends.
48. Remember moot, forever.
69. [s4s] is nice board.
88. gb2>>>/pol/

>>13209383
You all suck, I thought I understood this board by now. It appears my predilection is only going to bring me more pain.

I'm going to unplug for a few days.

>>13209646
HELLO FRIEND! IT SEEMS YOU WENT TO THE WRONG BOARD DIRECTION!

This is [s4s] a board with lels, kek, memes and more!
You are taking this board WAY to seriously

Everything in this board is yes SHITPOSTING or most of the residents here will call it FUNposting. Don't get? That's ok because you don't need to be here! THAT'S RIGHT! You can simply leave the board if you like or you can learn our culture and FUNpost with us. Now that you have read this you know that this board shouldn't be taking seriously or questioning it's existence. BYE BYE NOW!!

Rare OG s4s game maker studio game, one of le first one of le best.
(included source code)

https://www.mediafire.com/file/hts3mrrapb9vd9q/rare_s4s_game.rar/file

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>>13209689
nice viruse

>>13209657
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

>>13209690
confirme? I wanna play da [s4s]geaem :0

>>13209689
this is nice malware

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>>13209717
is safe, I wouldnt do you like that lad.
even included source for most paranoid esfouresers so you could self compile and be gucci.

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>>13209848
the beary nice viruse is airborne and anaerobic, it will alter ur ribonucleic enzimes in the nicest way possible, sometimes death is a side effect