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fell for the oldest moid trap in history again award

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13209375
elaborate vague poster

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13209414
why the fuck do you sage my thread and speak in zoomerlingo
okay so this is the greetext story, i will mostly quote myself and this guy
> be me
> tell guy "i dont want sex be aware"
> guy "yes dont worry i just want to spend some time with you"
> "okay come at 7pm before that i work"
> he comes and gets FREE FOOD (made with love and care)
> he doesnt leave until late even if hinted time window is closing and says "are you kicking me out...? you invited me late i expected you know... you dont want me?" (I WAS WAORKING YOU POS)
> i get guilt tripped and he gets free bj and to touch my body and i get nothing because i had 0 desire (as said before)
i dont want to teach the incels here the tricks but really i get the fall for it again award gold premium also ALL SEX IS RAPE

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13209576
are u telling me ive been a virgin for 29 years when girls r this easy. what the fuck he didnt even do anything

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13209576
>>13209375
Ehhhh...post tits?
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>>13209576
how quickly did you make him come and how loud did he moan and did you swallow
>>13209580
>>13209584
uhhh he's a boy
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men are selfish and frivolous and we'll easily emotionally neglect you so we can go fishing or medal finding or CARRY SCRUBS IN RAIDS AND THEY DIE AND DO 200K DPS

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13209580
yes. thats how easy it is (it could get easier, really). still dont do this please.
>>13209589
dude ive been trooning for a while now, i could post tits (ofc i wont). idk i think it took no more than 20 minutes, i wanted him to leave or this guy would have stayed the whole night, he moaned normally, and i SPITTED it and ofc he gets ghosted
>>13209590
i appreciate the selfawareness

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13209609
>i SPITTED
did you give him a disgusting look that would be so hote
>ofc he gets ghosted
ice cold
i'd wager your body count is huge
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>>13209619
are you the cuck poster from the other s4s? bro xD idk I gave him no look at all... im not icecold why should i keep interacting with this rapey person -
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>>13209576
kill yourself tranny faggot
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>>13209647
i'm not a cuck.. but ya..
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>>13209647
anyway most of your sexual encounters seem to go in a way where it's not really enjoyable for you and you just end up sucking someone's dick did you ever get your phone from the last guy
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this nigga just jealous he ain't getting his dick sucked by him lol
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>>13209375
>>13209576
>>13209609
>>13209647
lamo, you could have just kicked him out. Most foids would have dun that. Most foids would have advised you to do that. You gotta be a bitch~
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>Wants to be viewed as a woman
>Doesn't want to be treated like a women
lole, lelmao even

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13209669
the thing is i dont come and post here about the good ones. i had a good night with this guy before and some nice evenings outside. idk why these people think this gives them a "be rapey" license ;-; but ye idk the hope is lost moids are trash. no, my phone is still "lost", and that guy too is ghosted.
>>13209695
thats what girl friends tell you (and tell me ofc z.z) but then this tricks keep working on everyone. how do you "kick" someone bigger than you out? and you know its easy to guilt trip nice people. i knew this guy already and i had SOME trust.
>>13209710
im fine with being treated like a woman but have you considered you dont treat women like this chuddie???
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>>13209735
Well what do you expect me to do, *not* try to have sex with them? That's basically the only good part about the whole thing
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*devolves into ego driven fag larp discord drama*
das a hide from me batman
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>>13209735
your whole thread (and your "personality) scream mentally ill everywhere

sad!



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