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nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13210399
nothing tastes as good as checking dubs feels

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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That's not fucking true at all. I'm skinny as fuck and I want to GAIN some WEIGHT but I would have to be eating ALL DAY
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>>13210403
work out, you'll naturally increase your caloric requirements and become ravenously hungry to power your bigger muscles and post workout recovery
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>>13210405
Cooking and cleaning dishes is so hard. Dude, at my height, at my height, for me to gain the weight I want to gain, I would have to be cooking and eating all day! All day!! All day!!!!
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>>13210399
nothing tastes as good as kemomimi-chan's tight cunny
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kung pao chicken is pretty good though

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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It's bulking season
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>>13210399
What does this have to do with Kemomimi-chan?
>>13210427
Please do not lewd Kemomimi-chan, thank you.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13210555
oh baby that's a triple

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13210399
you couldn't be more wrong
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>>13210418
what are you eating?
It's so easy to become fat and stay fat, everything is so calorie dense, eat pizza and greasy fried meats and cheese like a fat pig and you will gain weight basically immediately
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>>13210399
Your mom's butthole tastes pretty good and its only like 10 calories
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>>13210399
asceticism = good and holy
advised by the buddha
jesus christ says it's awesome
leads you to inevitable enlightenment

stuffing yourself like a piggy? straight to hell

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13210576
A few minutes of slovenly pleasure followed by hours to days of gross feelings and regret
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You wouldn't know, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13210399
Hamburger
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>>13210399
are fries ok
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>>13210399
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13210399
I use jackets in summer and I never felt hot.
The teachers there would say to remove it.
But I still wore it... because I was skinny that time.
Even under airconditioner the jacket kept me balanced.
That cotton or wool is high quality alright.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13210399
>>13210401
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13211000
trips

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13210825
giving into desire is the most universal definition of immoral action
the reason for not doing immoral things is freedom from remorse

the idea that being your own savior is selfish and not a purely moral action is ludicrous. in fact, it's the most moral thing you could do. it's impossible to help others when you yourself cannot be saved. both of the ideas stating otherwise are gibberish made up by am*ricans

>>13211863
>>13212276
xiao gets to have lesbian sex with fortunesposter now

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン



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