You got an answer?>>>/a/291343806
>>13212818The problem is that they probably aren't seeing all the posts. If they are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, they don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because they won't be getting the full picture. I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
>>13212818[s4s] is the sh*t 4chan says board
>>13212818It is a meta, self-aware, ever-changing, absurdist satire of internet culture. It wraps around inside itself and flutters at the center of all infinity. It vibrates and curls with immense intensity as white-hot light surrounds its own pocket-dimension, sparking the creation entire universes with every ebin funpost that grinds on the rails of [s4s] and elements of existence that we don't even have the intelligence to obtain the vocabulary to describe. The board is something out of a futuristic orwellian police-state where everyone is brainwashed out of their minds, or some sort of endless void of maddening surrealism that gained sentience and forms its own echo-chamber of constantly lampooning itself. It steps outside the box and challenges every rational thought the box ever had. It is unintelligible, as mortals cannot grasp the true form of a God. It has gone beyond memes, beyond comedy, beyond human interaction. 4chan was created for the sole purpose of eventually giving birth to it. It is on a stage ascended far above anything your mind allows you to comprehend.
>>13212823You got em, anon. Nice troll.
Why is it called [s4s] with those brackets and not /s4s/ like everything else on 4chan?
>>13212833Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.I have taken notice to your post It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits for it is a matter of religious importanceSo, after all this patience and discussion I will now check your repeating digits Here I go: #CheckedNow that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them The reason? More digits must be checked.
/b/ for intellectuals
An anon claimed you can post lolicon here, but I feel like that's a honeypot post by a janny and I shan't fall for it.
>>13212834We're not like other boards
>>13212834long story but basically we're better than everyone else
>>13212841Ecchi at most I think, not full out sex.
>>13212843-430yee
>>13212852Nice try!
>>13212863the only thing mods care about on [s4s] is people complaining about them
Oh right, fortunes. #fortune
Fortune!
It doesn't work. :(
>>13212887it's actually "[fortune]" at the end of your post to get a fortune. like this:Your fortune: Average Luck
thankie :Dyou can have this, but nothing lewder[fortune]
[fortune]
>>13212897>>13212900 (dubs)
>>13212904
>>13212897>>13212900>>13212905Don't listen to that anon. You have to type ::fort une:: (without the space) for it to work.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13212911::fortwithoutthespaceune::
Best board on 4chan and it's not even close.
>>13212915If Keksandra is called Keksandra, is there such a thing as a Keksandra Truth?
>>13212823TS IS SCRIPTED!?>>13212887>>13212889>>13212897>>13212900Just type "fortune" in the options box, not the message box or the name box; specifically, the "options" boxYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
::fortune goes in all fields::
>>13212944nice dubs
>>13212944FUG YOU SPOONFEEDER I HATE YOUI HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>13212951Thank you, my dubs are the best dubs; nobody else gets dubs as I doYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
absolute topkek of a thread right hereYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13212944This is justt a hold over from April Fools right? Doesn't it still work on other boards?Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13212954Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13212954boooYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13212967frogs r frens
Now what?
>>13212969dumb frogposter>>13212973check doubles
>>13213007JAMES BOND??!
>>13212833Checked
dislikeYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13212823Why is this copy-pasted constantly? I got the script but almost noone uses it anyway :cYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13213167it's funny because it began as a joke. the [s4s] interface did not exist in any form when that was first posted, then it got reposted because it was like telling you how to use the board but it was actually nonsense. then some genius actually made the interface, then it had a legitimate to be posted. it was very funny to watch the progression.
>>13213171That's hilarious.
>>13213181then it died at some point so it wasn't real anymore, then it came back, so now that pasta is serious, but at some point it could convert to not being serious again, that's just how things go
>>13213171>>13213182So how do you see hidden posts? And who created the thing to view them?
>>13213182I love this.
>>13213193i don't know i don't use it i like to live mysteriously
>>13213195How do you mean, like an international man of mystery?
>>13213202yeah like everything's all mysterious and shit
>>13213209that's really intruiging
>>13213222those repeating numerals are intriguingYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13213225thank you
>>13212837correctoYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Is this fake or not?>>>/a/291344408
>>13213279>he doesn't know
>>13213297FUCK OFF AND TELL ME YOU CUNT
>>13213304I literally just got into the club and I'm not going to tell you how lmao.
>>13213279>>13213304you gotta use some virus userscript to see those posts, as you can see from the screenshot it says [last post id]-430, meaning that's the 430th message on the secret "interface". i have no clue myself how to get it working since i dont come here often and im basically a newfig but im also not gonna install the virus.
>>13213304https://boards.funposters.club/sius/Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13213279if you type #interface at the end of your post, your post becomes a greenpost as well as activates the interface for you unless you refresh cookies>>13213297who are you quoting?>>13212911>>13213155>>13213311nice dubs
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as-f*g >>> -figf*ck >>> fugsh*tposting >>> funpostingtroll >>> master rusemanlol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/keknewf*g >>> fig newton3. if a person uses green text>like thisalways respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance faceif you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared11. dubs, check em.that's all :^)
>>13213313>https://boards.funposters.club/sius/What the hell is this place??!?!
>>13213316Oh yeah? Well #interface.
>>13213409LIES
>>13213382Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13213409>>13213411 (dubs)
>>13213418Rude....
>>13213499
>>13212818im f*cking retarded
>>13213502-438do not look at me
/a/nons dont know how to dark fortuneYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13212858holy fr*ck is THAT actualy a reel vinee???? with mottykins?? OMGMGMGGG
>>13213517
SHIT POSTING BOARD CREATED AS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE. PPOST ANYTHING.
>>13212954's angry because... this little feature on our wee esfores... this sekrit... it's all he has left... the only little leverage that he has over others... KEKEKEKXDDDD LOLOLOLOLOLKEKEKELElelelleleLELELEELELEL :-))))))):):):):):):) hoe to i make a thread??? LOLLLEELELELELKOKOKOKLKOkkkekekeke heheheeh what tf is an image bored ELELELELELLLELEL XDDDDDDDDYour fortune: Godly Luck
/s4s/ stands for "Shit 4chan Says," an imageboard on 4chan created on April 1, 2013.Overview and Purpose• Origin: It started as an April Fools' joke and a parody of Reddit's "ShitRedditSays," but site founder moot made it a permanent fixture.• Focus: It functions as a general shitposting and meta-meme board.• Creativity: Users often treat it as a hub for abstract humor, content creation, and ironic subcultures.
>>13213528The problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture. I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
>>13212960Installed in Sept 2013. Works on /b/ tooYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13213545dice rolls work on /b/ too for some reason
>>13213313Can someone spoonfeed me what this is? I don't understand x_x
>>13213545Oh, I thought it was added much later than that.
