Are we done here?
its always mank o'clock
Done goofed
stupid monkey youyr hat dpn't even fit right
>>13212824That's exactly what I've been wondering.
hahahah... if you only knew... it's only getting started
>>13212860Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end..............
Done with what, Josh? :^)Your fortune: Outlook good
>>13212947
>>13212982
>>13213046
>>13213073
Stupit frickin monchey!
The Mank/Donkey/Donger Paradise
>>13213305nice wheres his donger
>>13213329look closley at left side
>>13213332oh yea i see it now
>>13213374He must have Tulliford genes
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
lmaoMank suckin some dong
>>13213950you like sucking dongers?
>>13214117hell who doesn’t
>>13213950Lole
>>13214220Big juicy floppy dongers swanging around slapping you in the face bet you'd like that huh faget
thats mank
What you think of this idea foreskin bacon
they're sending me to prison
About time
Fuck the mnokey
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
fuck I thought this was over
>>13213871the infamous bedroom sushi house
>>13216389Yea its over, this is the final thread
>>13216437good
it's been 12 years
this is only the beginning
we have almost beaten the tutorial
my life is like a video game
>>13217051I'm actually worth 500,762,991,458,000 XP
You have collected all the dongers
Now its time to face the boss, King Donger
This isnt even his final form, its Donger Ultimate
Achievement unlocked: Donger [15 MP]
The donger beam attack hits you right in the mouth
taste the yumbow
ON NOM NOM DONGERS
no it's all wrong start again
Introducing
>>13212824never :^)
>>13212824nevar :^)Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13218434>>13219119
I seriously hope there'e no phone-based mankgoers it needs to be viewed in 4k to be truly appreciated
>>13219381hold on something doesn't seem right
>>13219397right
>>13212824This thread was actually really good. This is exactly the kind of content I like to see on the board.
Thread officially approved, maybe we should reconsider burning down the garage
*gif of a man eating shit out of another man’s asshole*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>13220449ugh EAOUGHOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*gulps*OOOUGGHHHGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>13220477H0 T T T T TTT T
Something's wrong.
a team of code monkeys are working VEWY HAWD on the situation
Turns out all they needed was some clussy
son im creen
Jungle thieves have stolen the wires
I got a message from the power board that there might be power outages in the area because the network was damaged due to metal theft
yeah sorry about that power outage earlier
niggas stole me electricity
dont worry i'll get it back to u later
yo blud wanna buy some wire
electrified wires ten for a cent
sparkles is similar to milhouse when you think about it
I'm not gonna think about it
i thought about it
The Game
damn, I lost?
Time to head back down to the Monkey Pizza Shop....
Anthony you ain't never gonna believe what I heard out there
Woman wakes up to find a live bat in her mouth
Batman watches from across the street and chuckles to himself
>>13213288>>13220177>>13220422>>13221433dubs
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13221720some need to meet Vlad to taste the my own shi+ experience
why didn't anyone tell me about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20yKixEkDfQ
okay guys new ideaCaesarios - they're like cheerios but flavored like caesar dressing
seizer that man
>>13222039i love the taste of crunchy caesar dressing in milk
Seizure salad
too soon
imagine having SEX with an anime girl
>>13222466
reproducing
Reproduction systems activated
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Gimme turle chip
>>13223608oh the chips just look like turtles
>>13212824toda a gente vai saber que isto foi de propósito e vocês não sabem fazer ...
igloos & trains
>>13223621o macaco é estúpido
>>13223620>>13223568why he cryn though
>>13223632happinessor his eye is sweating (typical turtle behavior)
The salt glands in turtles are located on their faces, near their eyes. These glands produce a salty solution that is excreted through the nostrils, helping to remove excess salt from the body. This secretion is used to make turtle chips so tasty
This is OC. The words written in these threads are unique combinations of thoughts and ideas the likes of which are never seen anywhere else.
>>13223626here something you might not know about Christianity ...é um show itenerante e com várias atrações ...nomeadamente torturas de baixíssimas qualidade
I pooperd a lil
>>13223691I've seen all of these words before, albeit in different combinations per se
The thing is, when the combinations were the same... Well, they just weren't the same.
>>13223827Its the combinations that matter; after all there's only 17 root notes in music
A collectively written song, each line by a different monkey
246 years later
Wonder what sparples is up to
>>13212824Look... if you Look... if you had Look... if youLook... if you had one shot... one opportuniLook... if you had Look...
Sexually transmitted diarrhea
in gta 6 you can walk around with donger out
>>13223955Riding a donkey in the Grand Canyon
>>13224399Good for him>>13224396I don't give a shit about GTA anymore but if there's dongers??? That changes everything
>>13224430>Good for himIt's really peaceful and beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNatDjMgfc
bee culture
buzz off
>>13222003(ominous) I'm working on an answer to that and might have something later today~
>>13224503>>13224525being stung by a bee feels funnysometimes i wish i could be stung by them more but i dont want some dangerous complication
Is America really gonna show a public firing squad execution
>>13224825
>>13224835What does bob think I can't read his expression
>>13224839>Why don't we go test out quad sleeping bags?
>>13224841i see that explains everyhting thank yuou
great, then we're done here
Done like a RAW CHICKEN (not done at all)
>>13224931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKjlbXHP3E
>>13224932https://youtu.be/ZKFGef10IQg
Day 1ThailandFound a raw chicken on the beach today
Day 2Set up a beachside chicken bar
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Please verify you are a monkey before posting.
>>13222466imagine getting dubs>>13223855>>13223955two same numbers twice in a row>>13224399dubs replying to dubs>>13225333verifying these trips
>>13225388dub s :)
I remember when they used to be called "ladyboys" and they were cool and taboo and exotic because you could only find them in Brazil or Thailand.
>>13225453the only trans people i have ever seen irl are thailand ladyboysi saw one crossdresser on halloween but that's itis the "Americans when they haven't mentioned transsexuals in 5 minutes" meme really true? wtf is wrong with the politics over there
>>13225467you're witnessing an internet phenomenoni've never met one and i've never met anyone who cares about them
I was unemployed once and had to attend group meetings once a week with job searching shit, complete waste of time but this is something you had to do at the time. There was a real life intersex person there, hermaphrodite as we woulda called em. About 40 with manly features, stubble, quite haggard looking. Had been assigned male at the start but then decided at about 30 he was a she and wore print dresses and a wig. It was quite tragic really, Xhe's life must have been a fuckin nightmare with all the abuse kids can give and even adults sniggering and pointing. Felt a bit bad for them, I think thats different to a tranny its like what the fuck even are they
monkey balls
mustard minks
Count Mankula
Murphy sinks
>>13223632tehy make chips out of turnels.....Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
beata bread
>shakes plastic cup full of ice
You want some juice lil fella?
ook
Just climb up that tree and get me 20 coconuts and I'll let you drink one
This is democracy personified
penisified
penishole'd
Mankocracy
dongerocracy
Dongmunism
dong a ding ding dong
My opinion will change everything, but I'm not going to say
I am the voice of the voiceless and I say eat the burger
>>13225290Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13226827nice!<3
>>13226701
Is the original gangster monkey mane still here at all
>>13226995No.
>>13226997Thats exactly what a monkey mane would say if he didn't want people to know he was still here, I gotchu
>>13227001Shit, I mean yes, he's here
wait hold on
I always wanted to know just one thing. do you like quiche
>>13227004>quiche
>>13227007Yeah quiche, do you not know what it is
>>13227011I just don't want to disappoint you
I fuckin love quiche mane I'm eating it right now, but you can have your own opinion its ok
yeah it looks good i'd eat it
You should eat it, you must, you will eat it
okay alright i'll eat it
bloody better do motherfu// ok good
>>13227030
>>13212824>ontem veio nova ordem para deixar estar mas eles não perceberam que não ...ia se dar...now what ? are we getting rescheduled for the 16 or is the 10th not meeting the expectations and there will be consequences
huh?
>>13212824no... we are heading straight into /pol just to let them know who did what...perhaps you are assuming it was all mankind ...but no is not enough
wuh?
zibba-zooba
>>13227137What does that even mean?
>>13227139that's what we're all here to find out
mank around mank out
mank on, mank off
New exhibit opening up at the Manksonian this month: Manks Throughout the Ages
excuse me ma'am when entering the museum please wear your backpack on your front
fake weed
posting the classic that started it all
mank thread forgery
>>13227974here's the original
